A/N: Here's the long-awaited second installment of my Ways to Annoy the Death Note Characters! Most of these were ideas submitted by other people, whether it was on here or on deviantART. But I took a record of their screen names as I added the suggestions. So a special thanks to those people! And to everyone who enjoyed the original 50; that's why I decided to do more ^w^
Oh, where it has the little "DN DN DN DN DN" breaks, that's where the segments of "I give (insert name here) credit for the following" end and the ones I came up with begin. It happens twice. I got multiple ideas from a couple of people and just decided to lump all those together in seperate segments. Just thought I'd clarify what that was.
1. Light: Considering it was roughly around Christmas when he first found the Death Note, watch as he writes names down and sing "Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry. You better not pout or you're gonna die, Kira Claus is coming to town!" Then proceed to sit on his lap and ask him for a pony. With laser vision.
2. Takada: Burst into the truck with a battering ram right before she writes Mello's name down. Steal the paper from her, and write down: Kiyomi Takada, mauled by a crazed Mello fan and a bear. Say, "Hey, how about that, we only have to wait 40 seconds for the bear..." Proceed to tear her limb from limb.
3. (a buddy, Fundibulous teh Zohan's idea) L: Play "Thriller" by Michael Jackson on his birthday. Added touch, lock him in a room with that song/follow him everywhere with a boom box that plays said song on loop.
4. (a dA buddy, xluckystarx's idea) Matt: Ask him if he lets Mello borrow his "hairdryer gun".
5. Mello: Smack his butt. Blame Matt, even if he's not in the room. Especially if he's not in the room.
6. Mello: Replace all his leather clothes with lederhosen.
7. Near: Ask him where he keeps his 'other' toys.
(I give ChipsAhoyPup credit for the following:)
8. Takada: Force her to wear a schoolgirl uniform, then lock her in a closet with Shigure Sohma (for those who don't watch/read Fruits Basket, he's famous for his high school girl fetish) for 48 solid hours. (Chips gave me the idea to change it from "room" to "closet" since it's a smaller space.)
9. Takada: Show her the videotape of Misa and Light kissing.
10. Takada: Send rabid dogs after her.
11. Misa: Chain her to a wall and force her to watch LxLight yaoi.
12. Ryuk: Give him a plastic apple.
13. Light: (Make sure he doesn't have his Death Note before you do this) Tell him you know L's real name. When he asks what it is, dance around saying you're not gonna tell him. Or keep giving him fake names.
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14. Aizawa (or Soichiro): Only communicate to him through interpretive dance. If you're doing this to Soichiro, use ballet moves and tell him you took lessons from Light.
15. (my friend Rebekkah's idea) Mello and Matt: Switch Mello's chocolate stash with Matt's cigarette stash.
16. Mello: Put his gun down Matt's pants.
17. Matt: Put his Gameboy down Mello's pants.
18. Near: Stuff a pillow, basketball, or other such item under your shirt. Pretend to "go into labor" right next to his massive, elaborate card tower, collapsing, screaming, and kicking. (Bonus points if you do this and you're a guy.)
(I give AuchanVriconella from dA credit for the following:)
19. Near: Show him MattxMello pictures.
20. Near: Put ribbons in his hair when he's asleep.
21. Near: Make him sweet tea,and put an anesthetic in it. After he falls asleep, dress him in a lolita dress, and show it to SPK team, then show it to Mello.
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22. Sayu: Sing "Sayu and Matsuda, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G..." until she slaps you. Laugh when she slaps you and continue.
23. Light: Set him up on a "blind date" with Rem. Bonus points if you take pictures without either of their knowledge, then show Misa.
24. (in reference to 23) Misa: If Rem doesn't show up in the pictures (do shinigami show up in pictures?), photoshop Takada into the pictures with Light, then show them to her.
25. Mogi: Write an opera based on his life. Sing random selections in a horribly off-key falsetto. Bonus points for wearing a horned viking hat.
A/N: I have this great mental image in my head for #5 (Smack Mello's butt. Blame Matt...)
Me: *smack*
Mello: Hey, what was that for?!
Me: What? Matt did it!
Matt: (from another room) What'd I do? I heard my name...
Me: You should know! You smacked Mello's ass, you pervert!
Matt: Oh...okay, cool, whatever (continues playing games)