Nut Reviews

And now, it is time for…

Nut Reviews.

With Wade Wilson, a.k.a. Deadpool.

Tonight's review:

Naruladdin by DarkMagicianmon

"HOLY CRAP, THIS IS THE GREATEST FIC EVER!" Deadpool said, bolting in front of the camera.

"So, there's this kid named Naruto who's a ninja."

"YAY!"

"BUT, he's a street-rat."

"NOT-YAY!"

"He's got these friends—Ben 10, Pikachu, Danny Phantom, and Juniper Lee. DM uses this fic as an excuse to promote the Danny/June pairing."

"SERIOUSLY! Can you have a parody WITHOUT those two? Heck, NO! It wouldn't be a parody without EITHER!"

"It's a bit hypocritical, seeing as TL's doing the same thing in 2010. I know."

"Anyway, Naruto falls in love with the BEAUTIFUL Hinata Hyuga."

"Non-canon Naruto pairing fans, your dreams COME TRUE!"

"But guards catch the foursome and throw them in jail to have their heads chopped off."

"I HAD MY HEAD CHOPPED OFF ONCE! Seriously."

"BUT, there's this EVIL guy called Chase Young and his not-so-evil henchman, Jack Spicer."

"As opposed to Pursue Old and Joe Cooler."

"He lets the street rats go if they promise to bring him a lamp."

"I WAS A LAMP ONCE…only, I quit 'cause people kept tossing me out the window. Ya think it's because I kept peeping on their wives in the shower?"

"Anyway, they FIND this lamp AND a dragon called Dojo…but get trapped forty feet below the sand. They then find out that the lamp contains the genie, Joey Wheeler."

"Y'know, the guy who's all like: HEY, I'm a good duelist and a friend of Yugi Motou! It's almost like my hair ISN'T stupid!"

"Anyway, Naruto wishes that he could become a prince so he could marry Hinata."

"HOORAY!"

"But Hinata thinks he's one of the MANY puffed-up morons who tried hitting on her."

"BOO."

"So, Naruto whisks her away to go into a musical number!"

"Maile Flanagan singing is creepy."

"And Hinata falls in love with him."

"DER!"

"But Chase Young figures out Naruto has the lamp after he tries getting him killed! Jack Spicer STOLE Joey Wheeler's lamp and Chase forced the guy with stupid hair to help him take control of the city of Cartoonopolis!"

"I took over the city once! Though I quickly got over-thrown by the people who kept saying that my laws were 'stupid'."

"I just wanted the ducks to wear LONG pants for a change."

"And he sends Naruto, Pikachu, Ben, Danny, June, and Dojo on a not-so-one-way trip to some snowy wasteland. They burst in when Chase is trying to sexually harass Hinata AND humiliate Kakashi at the same time."

"I tried to sexually harass AND humiliate Kakashi at the same time! Only, Hiashi tried to kill me and it didn't work."

"They try and take Joey's lamp back, but Chase brings in a LARGE army of Heartless and Nobodies! So, the heroes bring in a needlessly large amount of OTHER heroes!"

"Seriously, isn't there a parody from DM that DOESN'T involve a needlessly large amount of other heroes?"

"Anyway, Chase Young wishes himself into being a genie…but Naruto traps him AND Jack Spicer in the lamp, thus winning the day!"

"Hooray for the good guys!"

"And he uses his LAST wish to set Joey free!"

"So, HE can keep going on about how great a duelist he is while doing NOTHING about his hair!"

"So Kakashi changes the law that keeps Hinata from marrying anyone EXCEPT a puffed-up moron to one that makes sure she can marry anyone who ISN'T a puffed-up moron. Naturally, she chooses Naruto."

"NaruHina fans go HOG-WILD!"

"And Joey takes off into the sunset while the two make-out."

"YAY! MAKING-OUT DURING THE HAPPY ENDING! Though, I wish it could happen to me."

"So, this is a great fic. Despite the needless pairing and the needlessly large army of heroes."

"This is Wade Wilson saying…TIPS! GIVE ME TIPS! Come on! I promise I won't use it for needless pairings!"

With apologies to DarkMagicianmon and fans of Aladdin…and Joey Wheeler.

Seriously, Naruladdin was okay.