Sasori and Deidara were walking back to the base after their mission to get donuts (What can I say? I like donuts!!) for the rest of the Akatsuki. Since it wasn't really a mission they hadn't worn their Akatsuki cloaks. Deidara had on a black top that said 'Prima Donna' while Sasori wore a red hoody with an S on it.

"Danna?" Sasori had his mouth full with a plain donut but managed a small grunt noise. They had reached the base entrance and Deidara had stopped.
"I think I love you." Sasori stared at the blonde, the donut falling out of his mouth in shock (lolz, cant you just imagine that XD). Deidara walked into the base and disappeared from Sasori's view. Sasori looked at the donut on the floor and being lazy, kicked it into the bushes where there was some rustling.

"DONUT!!!!" In the bushes a happy Tobi jumped out holding the donut which had a bite in it.

"…Tobi? How do you know where the base is?"

"Zetsu-san showed me, cause Tobi is a good boy!!"

"…Yes." Sasori blinked and walked in the base, leaving the immature Tobi to eat the probably dirty donut. Sasori was thinking about what the blonde had said before. He didn't know what to say when he next saw him. He needed advice. He walked into the kitchen where both Pein and Konan were seated. He put the box of donuts on the table and was about to walk out the room when Pein spoke up.

"Sasori, tomorrow is your mission with Deidara to retrieve the one tailed beast from the sand. Don't forget." Sasori nodded in remembrance and walked out the room and out of the base.

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Deidara sat in his room. Why had he told his Danna, whom he idolized, how he truly felt?
"You're an idiot Deidara, now tomorrow Sasori won't want to talk to me. Why would someone so irresistible share the same feelings for you, un?"

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Sasori sat at the top of a cliff he usually hung out on.

"I still don't see what's the problem, Sassy. He likes you, you like him, why do you have to be so awkward about it? Honestly, if this were a fan fiction (Lolz) you two would be getting up to some pretty bad smut at this moment." Sasori looked over at the girl lying on the grass. She was his friend and had been one of his previous partners though not for long. Her name was Karis, oh wait, no it was Woolfy. He often forgot she had changed her name, as she had changed her identity.

"Well, I'm sorry but this isn't a fan fiction (LIE!!), and all I have left to say to the rest of that sentence is that you need to get your head out the gutter." He stared at the sun set. He loved them because he believed them to be eternal, forever sinking and rising not long after. Art was truly eternal.

"True." Woolfy sat up with a sigh, moving her blonde fringe out her face. "But I won't make any promises. I'm going to continue telling you to do what's right. If I were a Catholic, I would be telling you something like 'You can't love him, he is a guy. It's against the bible.' But since I'm a Jashinist, I'm going to tell you something else. Tomorrow you two should go to some romantic place and that night you should fuck him hard." She gave him an immature smile as the puppet stared at her.

"…I knew you were too young to read that book when you were only nine. And being around grown ups back then was a bad idea, you sound just like your boy friend." A blush broke out over the blonde girl's face.

"Hidan isn't my boyfriend!!"

"I know, you just wish he was." Woolfy puffed out her cheeks, not wanting to admit that what the puppet said was true.

"Well, I'm 19 now that were 10 years ago. And it's your fault for always swearing around me when I was little. Anyway, as I said. You two need to go to a romantic hotel or something."

"Where you assume I'm going to take advantage of him?"

"Sounds bout right." Woolfy started rummaging in her pockets for something, finally pulling out a key with a blue jewel on it.
"I have a permanent room at the Sapphire Hotel (For anyone who has read my Reviving Hidan Fan Fic, it is the same hotel ^-^). You can take Blondie there tomorrow." She threw the key to the puppet that caught and looked at it.

"I cant tomorrow, I have to do a mission."

"I can always fill in for you and Blondie, this is well more important than that."

"How can you fill in?"

"Well, I kinda look like DeiDei anyway, but I could spell a transformation jutsu…Un." Woolfy smiled at Sasori.

"Well, that's Deidara taken care of, but what about me?"

"Sassy, I had to put up 4 years of your puppetry. And seriously, nothing is more traumatizing to a little kid than dolls that kill people (Seriously!! Scarred for life!!). If I was normal, I would be scared shit of you. But I'm not normal, so getting back to topic; I know how to control a puppet. I could always control that puppet double of you." Sasori nodded then realized something.

"How did you know I had a puppet double of me?"

"Please, I know everything, also that you have a puppet of DeiDei under your bed." She gave an evil smile at the blushing red haired.
"Anyway, you can trust me!!" Sasori returned his look to the key in hand.

"I trust you Danna. Fine, I will go tell Deidara to pack." He got up as soon as the sun had set and nodded at the girl, who had waved. He disappeared in a puff of smoke back to the base. Woolfy sighed.

"Well, I got a big day ahead of me…"

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There was a knock at the door. Deidara opened it to find his Danna standing there.