Hello my lovelys! How are y'all? I'm happy to say that this is the first attempt I'll be making to writing a story with more than one chappie.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, there would be more Pocky in it.

I was bored. Sure, living with humans had amused me for the last 50 years, but seeing them flip out at a talking cat was starting to get dull. I just wasn't getting the thrills I used to.

Flicking my tail lazily, I got up and decided to go for a little walk. Maybe something fun would pop up and I wouldn't be so goddamn bored.

After walking for about 45 minutes, I came to the mall. Animals weren't allowed, but the sign didn't say anything about demons. Just because I look like a cat doesn't mean I am one. Actually, my form and powers change with every world I visit. It just so happened that, at the moment, I was a black cat that could talk.

With practiced skill, I hopped into the bag purse of a passing blonde chick. She looked about 18, and must have had a pound of makeup on. I wrinkled my nose. She smelled like a prostitute.

I looked at the stuff she was carrying with her. Yup, total whore. There was a dildo and a shit load of condoms in here, along with a few skimpy lingerie pieces and an extra set of clothing.

Blondie walked into coffee shop, and set down her bag next to her seat. She was waiting for someone.

That meant I could take two courses of action. 1.) I could follow her and disrupt things when they were finally getting good or 2.) I could get out of there now and be bored for the rest of the day. Choice one was looking fun.

But I wouldn't be able to stay in here very much longer. Blondie would need her stuff eventually. If I timed my escape right, though, she wouldn't be any wiser as to my prescence.

The guy that walked up 10 minutes later was cute, if I do say so myself. Cathy would probably make him her pet in an intsant. Yes, have friends who keep humans as pets. They look for the prettiest, or strongest, or fastest, or most passionate, whatever type they like, and keep them in their homes as lap dogs. Sometimes lovers, but that doesn't happen very often. A demon has to be very sure of their feelings before they do anything of the sexual nature with them. If we did, there'd be immortal humans walking around everywhere. Humans, as a rule, don't take passing time very well. That's because their sanity isn't exactly a given. I'm not even completely sane myself. Or that's what people tell me. I dunno. I guess the mentally unstable don't really realize what they are.

To my intense displeasure, it was starting to seem like he wasn't a client of hers.

He passed a book to her and she payed him $10 for it before slipping it into her bag. I expected it to be some manual on how to do blow jobs or something, but it was just a normal book. The title was Naruto volume one. Hmm...That kinda sounds interesting...

My curiosity got the best of me. I opened the book and started to read.

It was instantaneous addiction. Naruto was a fun character and I fully agreed with him on the ramen thing. Too fast for my liking, the book ended.

I wanted more. More of this story line. More of this person who loved ramen just as much as I did.

I ran as fast as my current body could take me to the nearest book store, ignoring the whore as she screamed something about being allergic to cats.

I literally lived in the book store for the next 2 days, reading and re-reading every single Naruto volume there. When all the manga was done with, I moved on to fanfiction. Many busy people came home to find that their computers had turned on while they were gone. I made sure to leave yaoi lemons on the screens everytime I left, just to see their reaction. Most of them were really funny.

Over the year, I came to the sad realization that Naruto was an idiot. We may both like ramen, but that's as far as it went. I had a new favorite character. Or rather, a set of characters. The Akatsuki. Now they were awesome. Gaara was cool too, but he was technically on the good side. That's such a turn off. If only I could meet them in person...

And that's when it happened.

I had an epiphany unlike any other I'd ever had before.

I was a world/time traveling demon! Going to the Narutoverse would be as easy as getting a merman horny! I mean, I was getting bored here anyway. Why not go somewhere else?

With a cat's equivalent of a grin on my face, I scratched a couple runes into the computer desk I was currently at. Closing my eyes, I thought of where I wanted to be. An image of the Akatsuki all together tried to form in my mind, but I stopped it. If I thought like that, I'd transport them all to the spot I appeared in. That'd make it hard to get them to trust me. I thought of Deidara. Odds are, he would open up to me first. Well...maybe not before Tobi, but I don't feel like dealing with him right off the bat.

With Deidara's image firmly in my mind, I mumbled the spell that would invoke the magic to take me to the Narutoverse.

I kept my eyes closed. It's never a good idea to keep them open when traveling in between worlds. It gives you a major headache. Plus, there's the possibility of getting distracted by the sights. I did that once. I got a headache and, instead of going to see my friend Cathy in the Dragon World, ended up in the abyss of a huge ocean as a giant squid. You try drawing runes when you're underwater and all you have is tentacles to scratch them out with. Yeah, not exactly easy.

I sighed as I felt my body flying through space. It's such a relaxing feeling, like sliding through cool silk.

When I got to the door of the Narutoverse, I felt the familiar warmth of my body changing to the form of this world.

And then I was there. In the Narutoverse. I opened my eyes and grinned. Oh, how I love my life.

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