Disclaimer: If I owned Ouran, Haruhi would've gone off to college during her freshman year, Hikaru and Kaoru would already be together, Tamaki and Kyoya would be together, and Hunny and Mori would be famous. ^_^

WARNINGS: If you actually like the Lobelia girls, you will NOT after reading this! Along with twincesty lemony goodness!

"Haruhi! Haruhi! Are you in there?!" Hikaru yelled outside the apartment complex. About thirty seconds later Haruhi opened the door, looking at the twins confused.

"Hikaru? Kaoru? What're you doing here?"

"Hey, don't ask me. This is all Hikaru's idea, he wont even tell me." Kaoru said glaring at his brother as the made their way inside.

"I want it to be a surprise!" Hikaru chirped, both Kaoru and Haruhi rolled their eyes, sitting down on the mats of her floor.

"So… you still haven't answered my question." Haruhi urged.

"The rest of the host club is going to be arriving here in an hour or two-" Hikaru began.

"What?! But… but…" Haruhi panicked.

"Calm down and let me finish!" Hikaru said. "As I was saying, when the boss called and told us, I told him we couldn't make it-"

"But-" Haruhi tried to say.

"Shush! We're here because we want to mess with him a little…"

"Okay… and why do I need to know this?"

"Because Kaoru is going to take your place."

"What?!" Both Kaoru and Haruhi yelled, Hikaru smirked and took two wigs, some make up and contact cases out of his bag.

"Hikaru! You never asked me if I was okay with this!" Kaoru yelled.

"You would've said no!"

"Damn right I would've! I'm not doing this!" Hikaru rolled his eyes and whispered something in Kaoru's ear, who blushed. "Fine." He muttered, Hikaru's smirk grew.

"What about my say in this?" Haruhi asked. Hikaru took out a medium sized black box out of his bag, and opened it. Haruhi's eyes widened with delight.

"Fancy tuna. All yours if you help us."

"Sure."

--

In a matter of about forty-five minutes. Kaoru had transformed into Haruhi, and Haruhi, to Kaoru. I did good. Hikaru thought smugly to himself.

"Hikaru. Do I really have to wear one of her dresses?" Kaoru whined from behind him.

"Of course." Hikaru said turning around to face his brother, in the brown wig, brown contacts, and as a special touch, pink dress. "It just makes it more convincing."

"I don't think I could make a convincing Haruhi, if you're telling me to seduce the boss!" Kaoru pointed out.

Hikaru caressed his cheek. "He's too dense. Now all you have to do is put on that cute Haruhi voice and even I will have a hard time remembering it's really you."

Kaoru glared. "You owe me." He said in his "Haruhi" voice.

"Perfect."

"I see a limo pulling up!" Haruhi called, the image of Kaoru running over to them.

"Okay, show time! Kaoru you go sit over there! Me and Haruhi will hide in the other room." Hikaru said, pulling Haruhi with him.

Kaoru stood by the stove and waited for the host club to knock on the door. After a couple minutes he heard it. He walked over to the door, and after putting on his cutest Haruhi face he opened it.

"What the…" Kaoru said. Staring dumbfounded at the three girls in front of him.

"Hello maiden. Long time no see." Beni Bara said with a wicked smile. Kaoru's eyes widened in horror as she snapped her fingers and her two minions grabbed him with their surprisingly strong arms.

"No! Wait! Let me go!" From where Hikaru and Haruhi were sitting their eyes widened and ran to the door.

"Stop!" Hikaru yelled, he ran out the door with Haruhi at his tail.

"Never!" Beni Bara yelled as the shoved Kaoru into the limo.

"Help! Hikaru help!" Kaoru cried, but both him and Haruhi were too late, and the limo sped out of the parking lot and back into the streets.

"Damn it!" Hikaru yelled panting. Just then another limo pulled up and the remains of the host club got out. Tamaki looked at them.

"Hikaru? Kaoru? I thought you said you weren't coming?"

Hikaru growled and ripped off the red haired wig Haruhi was wearing. Tamaki's eyes widened.

"Haruhi?! W-Why are you dressed like Kaoru?"

"Long story." She said glumly.

"That's beside the point!" Hikaru yelled. "The lobelia girls have Kaoru!"

All the other host's eyes bugged out in terror, and Tamaki yelped.

"We must save him! Hurry! To lobelia academy!"

--With Kaoru--

"Look, you guys this is all a misunderstanding-" Kaoru tried to say.

"Nonsense!" All three of them chirped.

"No really! You guys have the wrong person!" Kaoru said desperately.

"Why whatever do you mean? You are the maiden!" Beni Bara said.

"No I'm not! See!" He took off the wig and contacts. All three girls gasped and then glared, it was then Kaoru realized that probably wasn't the smartest thing to do.

"Get him." Beni Bara said snapping her fingers again. In seconds Kaoru could no longer see anything. And he felt his arms being tied behind his back.

--With Hikaru and the others--

"How are we going to get in this time?" Hikaru asked. Tamaki opened his mouth, but then closed it again.

"Kyoya? What're you doing?" Haruhi asked, all the members turned to him.

"Be quiet. I'm calling the faculty… Hello? This is Kyoya Ootori." Haruhi rolled her eyes. Trust Kyoya to get us into anywhere. Including Lobelia Academy, she thought. Hikaru looked towards the school, don't worry Kaoru. I'm coming.

--With Kaoru--

"For the last time! Where is the maiden!?" Beni Bara yelled at Kaoru who was glaring at her from where he was tied up on a chair. Her two minions glared even harder at him.

"I told you already! She's totally safe! She's with my brother!" He yelled straight back at her.

"You expect us to believe that garbage?!" She yelled.

"It's the truth! I am telling you she is safe and sound!"

Amazingly Beni Bara's glare softened, but soon turned to a smirk as she turned her head as though she was thinking.

"Hmm… Well even if you are telling the truth, that still doesn't solve our problem…"

"What problem?" Kaoru asked uneasily.

"The reason we went searching for the maiden was because we need her to play the lead in our next upcoming play." She turned back to him and took a step further, inspecting his face and the pink dress he still wore. "But… now that I look close enough you seem to have some good female qualities."

"Your joking." Kaoru accused.

"Oh, I assure you I'm not. We're still short a heroine."

"What makes you think I'll agree?" Kaoru spat.

Beni Bara's evil smirk grew wider. "You know what these two could do to you." She said gesturing to her minions. "Imagine what our band of female warriors could do to your beloved brother." She threatened, Kaoru's eyes widened in fear.

"No." He whispered.

"Yes." Beni Bara argued.

"Don't do this." Kaoru begged.

"I can do whatever I want." Kaoru stayed silent for a moment, searching for anything in the girl's eyes that said she was bluffing. But finding none.

"Fine. I'll do it… Just don't hurt him."

"Girls!" Beni Bara called. "Get him into a wig, a dress, and some make up!"

--With Hikaru and the others--

The host club ran throughout the halls of the massive school searching for anybody that could have any idea where Kaoru was. Finally they saw two of the zuka club members save for Beni Bara standing near the door of the theatre. Simply talking.

"Hey! You two!" Hikaru yelled, they looked up and smirked.

"Well it took you long enough." One of them said.

"Where is Kaoru?" Kyoya asked coolly.

"Wouldn't you like to know." The other spat.

"Let him go!" Haruhi said, stepping aside a few members. Both girl's faces lit up.

"Maiden! Oh, you're okay!" Both of them squealed.

"Look. I'm the one you want, leave Kaoru alone." Tamaki made a move to object but Hikaru covered his mouth.

"I wish we could." The girls said evilly. "But it's Beni Bara's orders that we don't."

"Why are you keeping Kao-chan hostage?" A meek and dark voice said amongst the hosts. Hunny and Mori stepped forward.

They didn't give the two girls a chance to respond. Before they knew it, they were tied up together, sitting down in a corner. And the host club burst through the doors of the theater, Hikaru leading.

He should've expected what they did to him. But he didn't, so he completely froze when he saw his Kaoru in heavy make up, a long red wig, and a huge ruffled orange dress. He and Beni Bara were on the large Lobelia stage. Beni Bara holding him in a dipped position, and leaning in. Though, he was too far away to see the tears springing up in his brother's eyes.

"No!" He cried just as their lips met. Kaoru's eyes flew open, hearing his brother's voice, and he struggled to get away, but Beni Bara's hold was strong. And she pressed into him harder.

She pulled away a few seconds later, still holding onto him she smirked at the rest of the frozen host club. "You guys have perfect timing." She said, with that she dropped Kaoru to the ground, who hit the stage with a yelp and Beni Bara ran out of sight.

"Get her!" Tamaki yelled and everyone except Hikaru followed her. Hikaru watched them leave for a moment before quickly making his way towards his brother.

"Kaoru." He whispered, bringing his brother into his arms. Kaoru let the tears fall onto his brother's shoulder, the make up smearing down his cheeks.

"Why…why would you let her do that to you?" Hikaru asked. Kaoru let out a choked sob from his throat.

"She was going to hurt you." Kaoru whimpered, Hikaru flinched, and held Kaoru's waist tighter. Suddenly Kaoru slammed his lips onto Hikaru's, with enough force to push Hikaru to the floor and put Kaoru on top of him.

"Kaoru." Hikaru moaned when they pulled apart for air, before his brother's lips collided with his again. He wanted his brother to forget everything about her. If it stung for him watching from the other side of the auditorium he couldn't even imagine how terrible his Kaoru must've been feeling. He barely registered his vest being ripped off his torso as he started undoing the zipper of the bright orange dress Kaoru was wearing. He had a terrible feeling taking off his clothes would take awhile.

He was correct. By the time Kaoru had gotten him stark naked the younger twin was only half undressed. Hikaru growled as Kaoru kissed down his chest and something registered to him. He ripped off one of the many layers of clothing off his younger brother, practically tearing the fabric in half. Like I care how much it cost. Hikaru thought as he did the same thing with the rest of his brother's clothes.

Soon, Kaoru was only in his boxers, and when he was just about to pull them of his brother all together-

"Ohhhh!" Hikaru moaned loudly when Kaoru took him into his mouth whole and sucked. Kaoru smirked and sucked harder. Hikaru's hands tangled themselves in Kaoru's hair to take him in more. Kaoru frowned and pulled away for a second to take one of the ripped strips of cloth that used to be a dress and tied his brother's hands together, then went back to his ministrations. He started to feel the heat pool into his lower half and Kaoru pulled away completely receiving a whimper from his disappointed twin.

Kaoru smirked again as he kissed him forcibly, while straddling him. He pulled down his boxers painfully slow, drawing out another long soft moan from his twin, which gradually got louder as Kaoru lowered himself onto his brother.

"Move…please Kaoru just move." Hikaru moaned. Kaoru lifted himself up before slamming himself back down, making them both moan loudly. Slowly but surely Kaoru started to ride faster, bringing out longer louder cries of ecstasy from both of them. They both knew that their climax was coming soon.

"Nngg.. Hikaru!" Kaoru shouted.

"Kaoru." Hikaru groaned as they came together. Kaoru pulled out with a final tired moan and laid next to him.

"Hikaru?" Kaoru asked, nuzzling his head into his brother's shoulder.

"Mm… yeah?"

"I don't have any clothes." Kaoru said meekly, Hikaru looked up and smiled.

"Don't worry, we have a whole variety of choices in that costume closet over there."

Author's note: Hmm… I don't exactly like how this one turned out. It was supposed to be funny, but I guess it just didn't work out that way. =_= Oh well. And it sorta turned out like that episode 19, although the ending wasn't like it at all ^_^ Tee hee hee! I was almost going to have Haruhi catch them, but I decided against it.

Should I make a second chapter? It wouldn't be series just a different ending to this one. The lobelia girls do NOT show up and the twins and Haruhi continue with their prank on Tamaki, whaddya think???????