Morgarath sat back after another successful day of evil, checking off the last thing on this check list.
1) make more minions
2) go to grocery
3)return library books LATE and DON'T pay the fine!
4) ruin Halt's day
It was just another one of those days. After successfully misplacing Halt's dry-cleaning, Morgarath also made the coffee run out, making it the worst day of Halt's life. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Morgarath coughed, embarrassed at his outburst. Usually he can keep the maniacal laughing to a minimum, but today it seems that he forgot to take his medicine to make him semi-sane. He took a shower, applied his 'beauty cream for the gorgeous', and logged on to his favorite website,
RulerofAll has logged in.
RulerofAll: wassup my villainous colleagues?
LordVoldy12: someone's been to college lately
HarryPotterisAwesome: ur MOMS been 2 college!
RulerofAll: yes, yes she has.
UnseenRanger87 has logged in.
RulerofAll: how was your day, Halt?
UnseenRanger87: shut up, Morgarath.
RulerofAll: found your dry-cleaning?
UnseenRanger87: seen your nail polish lately?
Morgarath, surprised, looked at his desktop, where he kept his nail polish. He gasped, realizing that it was gone. Furious, he began to type
RulerofAll: HOW DARE YOU!
UnseenRanger87: How dare I? Oh plz. Hiding my dry-cleaning in a clothes washer isn't your best idea ever, is it? Also, since when do you buy half-price beauty cream?
RulerofAll: Since when do you raid my house and STEAL MY NAIL POLISH? Also, the economy for black market products has reached an all time low, so I've had to cut back a little on petty things.
LordVoldy12: lol... nail polish.
HarryPotterisAwesome: Voldy you're the 1 who gets the manicures here.
LordVoldy12: U can't prove any of that.
HarryPotterisAwesome: salons have security tapes, Voldy-which-rhymes-with-Baldy
Lord Voldy12: you take that back!
HarryPotterisAwesome: NEVER!
LordVoldy12: AVADA KEDAVRA!
HarryPotterisAwesome: Dude, u know that doesn't work here, right?
LordVoldy12: ...
LordVoldy12 has logged out.
HarryPotterisAwesome: what a loser.
RulerofAll: You're the loser here, Harry Potter-tater-totter!
HarryPotterisAwesome: that was terrible. Is that best you got, Morgarath-of-bath-wrath!
RulerofAll: Oh, my rhyming is awful. -_- Y isn't your name HarryPotterisaRetard?
HarryPotterisAwesome: NO ONE LIKES YOU!
UnseenRanger87: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COFFEE?
HaltSTINKS has logged in.
GilanisaMastermind has logged in.
UnseenRanger87: Will.
HaltSTINKS: um... aren't u usually asleep at this time?
GilanisaMastermind: O.O I can hear the awkward bells ringing
HarryPotterisAwesome: Will! my man!
HaltSTINKS: um... not the time, Harry
UnseenRanger87: -_-
GilanisaMastermind: QK I'm a ninja!
RulerofAll: and how was ur day, Gilan?
GilanisaMastermind: Not bad. My cell died, but other than that it's been good.
RulerofAll: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I killed your cellular phone!
HaltSTINKS: I thought Gilan dropped it in a puddle.
UnseenRanger87: Will, go 2 bed.
HaltSTINKS: yes halt.
GilanisaMastermind: Will, you're a regular Ranger now! You don't have 2 do what Halt tells you!
UnseenRanger87: shut up, Gilan
GilanisaMastermind: yes Halt.
HaltSTINKS: HA!
UnseenRanger87: Will...
HaltSTINKS has logged out.
RulerofAll: Well, this is awkward...
UnseenRanger87: You can get your nail polish back if you put $24.67 in your mailbox and send it to 8787 Redmont Castle, Araluen, extension C: Halt's house. or, if you phone 1-800-IHAVEYOURNAILPOLISH, you may get further detailed instructions and where and how to find your nail polish. It will be in a puddle outside your door to the right underneath the torch that glows weirdly and beside the big ugly guy who only works there on Tuesday. It will only be there AFTER January 15th, or when you give your deposit. If this seems too complicated, TOO BAD. :)
RulerofAll: I hate you.
GilanisaMastermind: I suppose it's a mutual thing.
UnseenRanget87: right...
HarryPotterisAwesome: PIZZA MY PLACE!
GilanisaMastermind: I'm there!
GilanisaMastermind has logged out.
HarryPotterisAwesome has logged out.
RulerofAll: Kids these days.
UnseenRanger87: Well, I need to go b4 Will climbs out the window to sneak off to london. Same 2morrow, Morgarath?
RulerofAll: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ... of course. I look forward to ruining tomorrow.
UnseenRanger87: Uh, same.
UnseenRanger87 has logged out.
RulerofAll has logged out.
Morgarath went to his bedroom, lie down, and dreamt wonderful dreams of hitting Halt with water balloons and ultimately making him soaked all day!
- it rained the next day. THE END
R&R pls!