Grimmjowlocks and the Three Captains
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! PROMISE!
Yeah, this is just crack! XD Like, Goldilocks and da Three Bears, but WITH BLEACH! Yeyeyeyey! 'Sfor mah friend who really likes Bleach and stuff! And ducks.
Once upon a time there were three captains, named Kenpachi Zaraki, Byakuya Kuchiki and Hitsugaya Toshiro. They all lived together in a big house in the middle of the wood
Hitsugaya: Hang on two secs!
What?
Hitsugaya: Who the HELL are you? And why am I the baby bear!!!!????!
My name is Ulquiorra Schiffer. And you're the baby bear for obvious reasons.
Zaraki: Yeah shortie!
Hitsugaya: Chucks pan at Zaraki's head
HEY! Kuchiki's gonna need that to make porridge! Stop being such trash...
Hitsugaya: WHUT THE HELL! RAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh* Can't we just get on with the story? I haven't got all day to spend with you trash.
Grimmjow: WHEN DO I GET A LINE?
When I say so Sexta. So shut the hell up. Trash...
Grimmjow: Hang on, what is this? Waves bundle in Ulqui's face
I would've thought you'd guessed Sexta, it's your costume.
Grimmjow: But it's a...
A what?
Grimmjow: A DRESS!!
Ichigo: *snicker*
Grimmjow: SHUT THE HELL UP KUROSAKI! YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE DAMN PLAY!
Please, let's just get a move on. Sexta, put on the dress...
Grimmjow: .........I hate you Schiffer.............
*Ahem* Anyway, as I was saying...
These three captains woke up one day and Byakuya put on his pink apron so he cou-
Byakuya: Pink apron?
Do your duty Byakuya, uphold the law
Byakuya: Yes....duty....Of course.
Indeed. Well done.
Zaraki: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grimmjow: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ichigo: AHAHA-
Byakuya: Slaps Ichigo round the face
You deserved that trash. Get off my set. I'm too busy to deal with trash.
Ichigo: Slumps off
*Ahem* ANYWAY! Byakuya made up some lovely ric- porridge. Yeah. Porridge.
Zaraki: Oh! Ummm flicks pages Oh wow, that looks so nice Byakuya. How nice.
Geez, you have no emotion do you?
Zaraki: No
Whatever
Zaraki: But this porridge is so hot. Let's go for some FIGHTING!
Um, the line is 'a nice long walk' not 'some fighting'
Zaraki: You expect me to go for a nice long walk?
Um, on second thoughts, never mind, let's just get a move on.
So the three captains got up an-
Hitsugaya: WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVEN'T HAD ANY LINES!!!!!
Shut up trash. Just leave.
Good
A few minutes later the door wa-
Grimmjow: Do I come on yet?
Chucks book at Grimmjow's head CAN'T YOU JUST WAIT TIL YOU HEAR YOUR CUE YOU TRASHY SEXTA!!!??!!
Grimmjow: Wow, that's the first time I've seen any emotion on your face!
Just come on already.
Grimmjow: Geez louise...
Say. The. Damn. Line. Now. Before. I. Cero. You.
Grimmjow: What a great place.
That'll do fo-
Jeagerjaques?
Grimmjow: What?
*snickers* The pink really goes with your hair! *snickers*
Grimmjow: SHEEPY! GET HIM!
WHUT THE HELL!!!
GET THIS BLOODY THING OF ME NOW SEXTA!!!
Grimmjow: What's in it for me?
NOTHING!
Grimmjow: Fine. Ducky! GET HIM!
ARGH!!! FINE!! WHADDYA WANT?
Grimmjow: Hmmm....Admit you watch the Sailor Moon.
I DO NOT! ARGH! NO! BAD SHEEP!
FINE! FINE! I ADMIT IT! I WATCH SAILOR MOON, I WATCH SAILOR MOON!!!
Grimmjow: AHAHAHAHAHA! Come one ducky, sheepy, leave him be!
And then suddenly the Sexta died
A very painful death
And I laughed
Aha
THE END!