Hey, its me again!

I really wanted to write this, because it's suppose to be funny.

If it isn't....well.....I don't know.

Anyway, enjoy!

None of this is true, and I'm not trying to make fun of any of this. I just

got this idea. Please, no body kill me!

I do not own Yugioh!!!!

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Heart of the cards, bloopers of the script.

Take one.

Yami was in the recording room, recording the opening lines, but failing. "Long ago, when the cards were youn....Wait--Aw, crap. Sorry, let-let me start over."

Bakura and Seto were laughing at him and Yami saw it, but decided to ignore it.

"Okay, ready for ya Yami!"

"Okay," Yami took a deep breath. "Long ago, when the cards were still.....Aw, crap! I did it again! Sorry, sorry!"

"And I thought he was the main charactor!" Bakura bursted out laughing.

"You and me both!" Seto shouted, laughing as he did so.

Yami growled but ignored them both. "I'll get it right this time,"

"Okay, do yur thing."

He took another deep breath. "Long ago, when cards games.....Aw, shit, damnit! I did it a frekkin again!!"

Seto and Bakura's faces were red from laughter.

"Hey, Yami! Can I be the new main charactor! I can record better!" Bakuar shouted.

"Scruw you, Bakura!"

"Yeah, I love you to!" He shouted mockingly, making Yami growl angrily again.

"Of course, they HAD to pick YOU has the damn villian!"

Bakura laughed so hard that he fell off the cough. "I can't wait until you read the script, Yami. I'll probably die laughing!"

"Scruw you, Bakura! At least I'm in the first episode!"

"Scruw you, Yami!"

Take two.

Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan were shoting the first scene.

"Joey, earth to Wheeler-I mean Joey...." Yugi and the others laughed.

"C'mon Yuge, get ya lines right!"

"I'm sorry-I'm sorry-" He almost fell off the chair laughing.

"Okay, start from the top!"

"You got it!" Yugi nodded.

"Joey, earth to Joey! Hey, are you in there?........What's my next line?!" He whispered.

Tea turned away laughing.

Joey leaned in. "I don't know mine ether....." He whispered. Yugi shook his head in question, both teens chuckling like idiots.

"No?"

"Nah, I forgot it as soon as dhis thing started."

Yugi fell this time, laughing as hard as possible.

"Come on! Lets get this scene done!" Tea shouted, but laughed while she did so.

"Okay," Yugi got back on the seat.

"Start from the top!"

"Joey.....Eearth to Joey. Hey, are you in there it's........I've been brian washed by card games!" His head slammed against the desk.

Joey, Tea and Tristan laughed while Yugi pounded his fist on the desk. "God, I can't rememeber my lines!"

"Gardner, tell Yugi his lines!"

She nodded and obeyed, whispering his lines to him.

"Thanks Tea."

"Alright, lets start from the top.....AGAIN!"

This time YUGI got it right.....But Joey....*Sigh*

"I have no idea which card I'am suppose to grab......" He said staring at the five cards in his hand, trying to think which one he was suppose to set.

Tristan head klocked him from the side. "Aw, isn't he cute when he's thinkin! It must hurt a lot. Because he's trying to think which CARD to set!"

Joey, pushed Tristan away. "Shut up! I can't remember which card I'am suppose to play-or set-or Summon. Whatever the hell that guy told me to do!"

"Summon, you moron! SUMMON!" Bakua shouted from behind the camras.

"No wonder you and Seto get along so well, you're both jackasses!"

"At least I know how to actually PLAY this game!"

"Shut up, Bakura!!! I'll come over dhere!"

"Oooh, I'm shaking in my I'm-not-afraid-of-total-dumbasses-boots!"

Joey growled angrily and stood. "Cast him in the Ep where I punch someone!"

Yugi sighed. "Always pickin' a fight, huh, Bakura?!"

"Pretty much."

"This is gonna be a long five seasons......."

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Me/ I don't know if that's funny are not.....They could think I'm making fun of the charactors......And the show.

Bakura/ Yeah, they probably will think that.

Me/ *Sigh* At least it was worth a try....

Bakura/ No it wasn't! You just made your own little abridged thing! And it sucked!

Me/ *Runs away crying* You're mean Bakura!

Bakura/ *Rolls eyes* Now that I think about it, Marik can HAVE her. Review or something......