No own Naruto.

Intended as Yaoi, but looking quite vanilla at the moment; might get lemony if I feel like it.

Summary: After a night of drinking, Naruto and Sasuke wake up to find things aren't quite right . . . they've switched bodies! Might have Yaoi in future chapters; high rating just to be safe.

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Naruto woke up and had a little trouble finding the bathroom. That didn't bother him because he could tell, if not remember, how much he had to drink a few hours before. A little disorientation didn't bother him. Even when the height of the toilet seemed wrong. Not even when the counter seemed too low. He staggered back to bed, to find it wasn't where it should be. Looking around, he spotted it. And the shape under the covers. He looked around and remembered. Oh, yeah. Sasuke and I were drinking with Shikamaru and Sasuke said I could crash with him.

Mystery solved, Naruto slipped back under the covers and fel— Naruto's eyes snapped opened. What am I doing in bed with Sasuke? He mentally checked out his body and, with the exception of the effects of the alcohol, he didn't feel anything suspicious. Good, we didn't do anything. They shared drinks, they would share a hang over, why not share a bed? He put his head back down and fell instantly asleep.

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Sasuke woke up and had a little trouble staggering to the bathroom. The floor seemed rather close, but he didn't worry about it, the hangover gave him a simple excuse for that. The height of the toilet seemed wrong, as did the sink, but he didn't let it worry him. His face felt hot so after washing his hands he wet his face. He pulled at the towel to dry his face, rubbed a bit, then raised his head and looked at himself in the mirror. And he screamed.

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Naruto woke up hearing a scream. He thought it had been in his dream, but it continued while he fell to the floor. Sasuke wasn't in the bed so he looked for him. Something must have happened to him. Naruto came to the bathroom door. "Sasuke?" But he didn't see Sasuke, he saw his own blue-eyed face and spiky blond hair. Naruto's eyes went wide and he fell over backwards in shock.

At the sight of Naruto, or rather his own face, Sasuke fainted.