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-Ring, Ring-

"Draco, could you get that please?" Hermione called from upstairs, she had a hair bobble in her mouth as she was tying up her hair and she hoped her husband had heard her.

"Sure." Draco said, loud enough for her to hear.

Draco looked around, he wasn't sure where the noise was coming from. Then, he heard it again and jumped, it was a pretty loud thing… So, why couldn't he hear where it was coming from again? He walked into the kitchen, and the next time he heard it, it was too far away, so he decided to journey back into the living room. And he heard it again.

"What the hell is that?!" He shouted. Then it rang again, as if mocking him. He growled and started picking things up. Nothing happened, so he waited a few seconds, then-

-Ring, Ring-

"What is that?!" He shouted again. It rang again.

"Where the hell are you?"

"Draco! Didn't I tell you to answer it?" Hermione said, appearing at the door.

"I did, I asked it, 'where are you coming from?' and it ignored me. Can't it say anything but 'ring ring'?" He said, confusion evident in his tone and on his face. Hermione burst out laughing.

"What?"

-Ring, Ring-

"Argh! Make it stop! Why are you laughing at me?" He asked. She continued laughing.

"You-You have to pick it up." She said through her laughter.

"Pick what up? Where is it coming from?" He asked, spinning around on his spot as it rang again and again. The sight was quite amusing, he looked like he was going insane.

"Draco, the phone, you have to pick it up." Hermione said. Her husband raised an eyebrow at her.

"What the hell is a phone?" He asked. She giggled and picked up a black stick with buttons on it.

"This is a phone. You can talk to people through it." She said. Draco watched as she pressed a button, put it to her ear and asked 'hello.' Then, she chucked it at him, and luckily he caught it.

"It's Blaise," she said. She stayed on the spot, wanting to see her husbands reaction as he investigated this muggle device.

"Hello?" He said, coping what Hermione had done earlier.

"Hey dude! Was wondering if you-"

"GAH!" Draco shouted. He threw the phone back at Hermione.

"Can he hear us?" Draco asked, Hermione laughed and nodded. She threw it back to him again.

"Here, talk to him."

"Blaise?" He asked into the 'phone.'

"Yeah, dude, where did you go? And were you guys up in bed again? Come on, it's the middle of the day!" Blaise said. Draco just stood there, bewildered. How could he hear someone through a stick?! It was near impossible…

"Dude, are you there?" Blaise asked.

"Y-yes." Draco stuttered.

"Well. What are you doing tonight?" He asked. Draco looked at Hermione.

"What are we doing tonight?" He asked. She shrugged her shoulders.

"I don't know." He said.

"Well, want to go out with Harry, he said he's been dying to get his mind off work. Sais it's annoying him. You up for it?" Blaise asked. Draco looked at his wife again.

"Blaise is asking if I want to go out tonight, will you talk to him and try to get me out of it?" He asked her, the phone still stuck to his ear. She laughed again.

"Why?" She asked.

"Because I want to spend the night with you." He said. She smiled, and laughed inside. Blaise had just caught Draco being such a sweetheart, and Draco was totally oblivious of that fact.

"Oh, what would we be doing?" She asked.

"I dunno, but it's better than going out with Blaise and having to listen to him acting galas and listening to Harry moan." Draco said. Hermione snickered.

"Okay, Um.. Tell me what we can do tonight, and then I'll cover for you with Blaise." She said. He grinned.

"Um, we can have dinner, then, I can take you out and spoil you, and then we could watch one of the circle things that you like-"

"Movies, Draco." She said.

"Yeah a movie. And then, we can go to bed, and I'll even cuddle with you, 'cause I know you like it." He finished off, at the end of the line, Blaise started laughing.

"Oh my god man! You're whipped!" His voice changed from it's usual deep tone and was now high and girlish. "Oh, we can go for a movie, and then I can spoil you, and then we can snuggle." He said. Draco's face went red.

"What? Dude, I never even said that." Draco said into the phone.

"Yes you did! And you can't deny it because I just recorded the whole thing!" Blaise laughed, Draco growled and pressed all the buttons until the small window said 'call ended.' He turned to his amused wife.

"That wasn't even funny. And you're getting no action in the bedroom for a week!" He scolded, which made her laugh harder.

"Seriously, is it 'laugh at Draco day'?" He asked. She stopped laughing after some time.

"No, it was just funny." She said. She held a straight face for a few seconds and then started laughing again.

"That's it! I'm going up to our bedroom and I'm going to wake up from this stupid dreams with stupid…. Stupid… rone things…" He said. She giggled.

"Phone!" She said, pointing to it.

"Mocking piece of hell!" He said, pointing to it as well.

"Seriously, did you buy that from Fred and George's or something?" She shook her head. He put his hands on his head and massaged his temples.

He never really would understand muggle devices.

Hola guys, :)

This story is actually dedicated to "Juliiaxx" who is now known as "aandrandom" on youtube, because, well, quite frankly, she's the best youtuber there is! If you're into Dramione then search up her videos because they'll blow your mind! And if you do, then check out "Falling Apart, [Draco/Hermione]" Because that ones my favourite, even though it's one of her older videos :) !

Anyways, (Juliiaxx, aandrandom) If you ever read this, then I'm grateful for how much time you have on your hands! You're a star, girl! :)

Also, thanks to midnightlady-123123 I've decided to start a series where Draco gets confused over all sorts of muggle devices.

Any mistakes?

-FallenForTheDraco. (because I really have, haha!)