Chapter 3

THE MAGIG DUMPSTER!

Pein: *waking up* "Where am I?"

Leprechaun: "WELCOM TO POTLAND"

Pein: "WTF"

Konan: *is dancing to Carmalldansen"

Pein: "What a strange world…"

Leprechaun: *gets killed by a flying spork*

Pein: "OH MY JASHIN!!!"

Leprechaun: *is dead*

Pein: "…"

Leprechaun: "DANCE TIME." *starts randomly dancing*

Pein: "Great now all total chaos needs is a flying magical unicorn…"

Konan: "Hey lookie there a flying magical unicorn." *points upward:

Pein: "WELL F-BLEEP-." (YES I JUST CENSORED IT)

Konan: "Hey look it just… eww… gross"

Pein: *is covered in sparkly, pink, unicorn poop.*

Unicorn: *flies off*

Konan: "Poopsy! COME BACK!!!" *chases after unicorn*

Pein: "POOPSY? REALLY?!"

Mob of unicorns come and beat Pein up

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Konan: *chases unicorn to a brick wall* "I SHALL GET YOU POOPSY!"

Pein: *wakes up… again… for real* "Whoa."

Konan: *muttering in her sleep* "No mister Crack Head Bunny, I will not pull my pants down for you"

Pein: *twitches*

Hobo in a dumpster: "Got any money?"

Pein: "Got a marker?"

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Hobo: "Trade?"

Pein: "OH YEAH!"

Hobo: *runs off, rich*

Pein: *draws on Konan's face*

Konan: *wakes up and has a mustache and glasses and her forehead says LOZER*

Pein: *snickers*

Konan: "What?" *looks around and sees a thrown out mirror* "YOU SON OF A…"

THE END

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AUTHORS NOTE:

I wanna thank Chi-chan7773 (Yes Kaitlin, I THANKED you) for inspiration on some of the stuff I write.

AND

Sorry the chapters are so short… I SUCK!