Naruto Hitman for Hire Roanapur Tails

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Black Lagoon. I own Sei which is great…

Chapter 1

The flight had been long and the members of the Twelve Tails Agency were not in the best of moods once they cleared customs.

They collected the scrolls that held all the gear that would have gotten them stopped by airport security and waited while Tsunade and Shizune had all their passports.

"Airports, created by the Shinigami to torture mortals." Nine growled. He was wearing cargo pants and a white tank top shirt under a very bright orange and green Hawaiian print shirt. Sunglasses covered his eyes and he had bandages on his cheeks to cover the whisker marks. His hair was tied into a lose ponytail.

Hinata stood next to him wearing a white sundress that Naruto said made her look like a vestal virgin. She wore her sunglasses and a wide brimmed sunhat and sandals

"Stop complaining Naruto-kun. We had to fly in just in case we need verification." Hinata said. Lady Tsunade had made the girl responsible for Nine.

"It's Nine." He told her.

She shook her head, knowing that he would argue his name, but she wasn't going to let him go into his funk. "I thought you were excited to come here?" she asked.

Yugito and Gaara were with Temari trying to get a vehicle to transport them all.

"Don't mind him." Sei said. The tech was also wearing a dress that showed off her pale skin and Hinata found out that the girl had several tattoos, her hair was in a pair of braids and she wore a sunhat as well. "He just hates flying and he's eager to explore."

She looked at Nine. "Remember the last time we were here?"

Nine smirked and saw Hinata tilt her head in question. In the last few days he'd gotten very good at reading her body posture.

"We were here about a year ago. The job went south quickly and lets just say the Roanapur police force had a lot of openings when I left."

"Naruto-kun. You shouldn't shoot the police!" Hinata said. Sei laughed. "Don't feel sorry for the police here Hinata. They are some of the most corrupt beings on the planet and I'm sure they'd make the council in your village of Konoha seem like kittens."

Nine nodded. "Corruption and greed are part of the city. In truth; Roanapur is actually run by the mafia families that are here in factions. They have the whole f'n village divided basically."

"But still." Hinata said in protest.

"You'll see soon enough." Sei said as she began to dig in her handbag, which carried several scrolls. "I just can't wait to set my lab up." She looked at Nine. "You swear these scrolls won't mess up my equipment?"

Nine nodded. "Baa-chan insisted that if I wasn't going to be trained as a ninja, she had me trained as a seal master after we met. Her old teammate while a pervert knew my dad and taught me a lot."

Hinata always listened when Nine spoke. It helped her build what his life was like since the academy days when she'd last seen him as Naruto Uzumaki.

Gaara came towards them with a frown. "Couldn't get a tank?" Nine teased.

"No."

"What did you get us?" Sei asked.

"A full sized hummer and a nice car for Lady Tsunade with Temari as her driver."

Nine nodded. "I don't know which is more dangerous. Baa-chan with a gun, or behind the wheel of a vehicle."

The two former demon containers shared grins. "She would have made a fine combat driver." Gaara said.

"Let's go ladies." Nine said grabbing his own pack and took Hinata's as well. Sei made a sound and Gaara took her bag with a resigned sigh.

"Thanks red." Sei said as she skipped after Nine and Hinata.

Gaara grunted as he lifted the tech's bag and wondered how such a small girl could lift something this heavy.

XX

Nine, Yugito, Gaara and Hinata rode in the rust orange hummer while Shizune, Temari, Sei and Tsunade were in the white car ahead of them. The lap top on the dash showed the interior of each thanks to the camera Sei had placed in each.

"So what are we doing?" Nine asked as he drove. Of the four people in the hummer he was the only one with a legal license, in several countries.

"We've got the safe house we're going to set up, and help Sei get her lab in order before we do anything."

Groans came from the three former jinchuriki as they know how detail oriented Sei could be when it came to her lab and how every piece of equipment was placed.

"I could blow up the safe house." Gaara intoned. The other gave laughs at this while Sei glared at them all via the computer uplink. "I know where you sleep Gaara and I can make you disappear and not leave a shred of evidence behind." Sei threatened.

Hinata smiled at this thinking that it was about time that they all spent time together.

XX

(Twelve Tails Safe House)

"A bit to the left…no your other left." Sei was directing the placement of a very large piece of equipment than none of those lifting it knew what it did and they were getting to the point where Gaara's suggestion of planting explosives and running was sounding better and better.

Tsunade and Shizune came into the lab. "Nine, I want you and Hinata to come with me. The rest of you finish setting up."

Groans met that order. "Sei, set the perimeter defenses a.s.a.p. I don't want to deal with the thugs in the neighborhood."

Sei nodded. "No, put it back the other way." She said as Tsunade left with Nine, Hinata and Shizune.

Gaara looked at the tech and despite wanting to hate her, there was no way it was possible. He grunted and opened the sand tubes on his back.

"Enough backbreaking labor." He said and used the sand to create a sand golem to do the lifting.

Temari and Yugito looked at him. "Why didn't you think of that before?" Yugito asked. Gaara ignored her not wanting to admit the idea had slipped his mind.

Sei meanwhile had started to hook up her computer. "Temari, take the automated turrets along with a headset and I'll walk you through their set up once you get them placed."

Temari grabbed the handcart and sighed. "I'll start with the roof and work my way down."

Sei nodded. "Elevator should be online…now." Sei said and smiled as a detailed blueprint of the building came up. "Nine already has the motion sensors in place as well as security camera's around the perimeter." She sighed. "I love that young man."

She ignored the growls from Temari and Yugito while Gaara shook his head and knew that his brother was going to get shop, stabbed, electrocuted or several other things if things kept going like this.

(Some guys have all the luck.) he thought.

"Try it over on the other side of the room." Sei said and Gaara groaned as he knew the tech wouldn't be happy until it was just right.

XX

"Where are we going?" Nine asked the older blond as he and Hinata climbed into the car with Nine in the drivers seat.

"Yellow Flag."

"Lady Tsunade…NO!" Shizune said in dispair. "Bao will throw you out before you walk in the door after last time when you and…"

"I paid my tab with him and Bao's a sweetheart. He has to be if he let's…"

"You have to admit Baa-chan, you did destroy the bar as well as sent three quarters of the clients to the emergency room." Nine said as he slipped on his shades.

"Only three quarters?" Hinata said.

"The rest went to the morgue." Nine said with a grin.

"I wasn't the only one involved in that brawl." Tsunade said as she crossed her arms and huffed in annoyance.

Shizune was muttering to herself and shooting looks at Tsunade.

Nine weaved in and out of traffic with ease and Hinata could tell he was actually happy to be in the city.

"We're here." Nine said as he parked the car and climbed out. He paused and looked at Hinata. "You might want to stay close by. The patrons here might get rough otherwise."

Hinata looked like she was going to argue the point and say she could take care of herself but Shizune looped her arm with hers. "Listen to him. Stay close to me and Lady Tsunade and whatever you do, don't talk to anyone that we don't let you know its okay. It'll save on body bags later."

Nine entered the first and ducked as gunshots rang out.

"DAMN IT TWO HANDS! HOLD YOUR FIRE!" Tsunade yelled stepping back out the door.

"GET BACK IN HERE YOU FAT CHESTED COW!" came the yell of a female and it was followed by the sounds of more gunshots and screams.

Shizune kept Hinata back as Tsunade counted.

A dozen more shots sounded, then several people rushed out the door, some of them sporting bullet wounds.

"ALL CLEAR BAA-CHAN!" Nine's voice called out. They entered and saw Nine had a dark haired woman in really short shorts and a black tank top in a headlock.

"FUCK YOU WHISKER! GIVE ME BACK MY GUNS AND I'LL GIVE WATERMELON TITS A PROPER WELCOME!"

Nine chuckled. "Not happening Revy." He squeezed a bit on the headlock.

A black man at the bar sighed. "Remember kid, you break her you bought her."

Nine made a face and let her go. "And I thought you were my friend Dutch."

Tsunade grinned "Dutch. How about buying a lady a drink."

The man turned his head and used sunglass covered eyes and looked at Shizune. "I would but Shizune's a lightweight."

Revy snorted and looked at the whisker marked blond. "What?" he asked.

"My guns." The shooter demanded.

"After we drink." Nine said offering her a bottle instead. From behind the bar, the owner, Bao was yelling about who was going to pay for the damages and was ignored.

AN: Welcome to Roanapur population in flux. And the second story in the series begins.