Prologue
Earth's savior, also known as Goku, had yet again recently passed on. The difference in this time as opposed to others was that the happy hero had declined the offer to return to the realm of the living. He was thoroughly enjoying his new "life", which ironically was given to him through death. This fact, however, had a set of its own problems to go along with it, though our bumbling Saijin friend was completely unaware. Instead, he was training under the close supervision of King Kai, the Kai in charge of the North Quad. A tournament was coming up in the afterlife, one that Goku was sure he wouldn't miss for the world. Not that he seemed to miss Earth that much, either.
However, during his one million, five hundred sixty-seven thousand, and eight hundred twenty-third push-up, a strange looking character came running in the direction of the Saijin and the god. The funny little man was wearing a similar outfit to that of King Kai's, which vaguely sparked Goku's interest. What would have really interested him would be something involving a fight or food. The man was not offering either. Instead the creature came panting, out of breath, frantically speaking in incoherent outbursts. He clutched onto King Kai's outfit, shaking with what seemed to be terror. Goku did his one million, five hundred sixty-seven thousand, and eight hundred twenty-fourth push-up. Gasping the purple-skinned man nearly fell over, "...COME...QUICK....GRAND KAI...SICK...."
King Kai, to say the least, spassed in a very bad way. "THE GRAND KAI IS SICK!?!?" the joker spat out, not believing his ears. The other man nodded furiously, his hand still fisted in King Kai's outfit.
"Why don't you just get him some medicine?" Goku suggested, doing his one million, five hundred sixty-seven thousand, and eight hundred twenty-seventh push-up.
"It's not that simple!" King Kai snapped, his eyebrows still raised with surprise, "The Grand Kai is the god of all things! He's more powerful than me!"
Goku abruptly halted in the middle of his current push-up, "There's a god more powerful than you?"
King Kai nodded, carefully peeling the purple-skinned man off of him, "Yes, that's right."
Goku was still frozen in place, "Well, if he's more powerful than you, how did he get sick?"
The new arrival finally caught his breath, "We have a few leads."
The black-haired Saijin simply stared, one eyebrow raising, "You make it sound like someone did this to him."
The stranger, too, spassed in a bad way, "Well OF COURSE! Do YOU believe the Grand Kai can normally get SICK!?"
Goku looked at the ground in thought, "Well, if the Grand Kai is the most powerful god in the universe, then who could possibly make him sick?" A very uncomfortable pause ensued before Goku interrupted it with a large groan. As the two stared at him, he collapsed onto the ground. Explaining himself, Goku said, "I forgot what push-up I was on."
Meanwhile, on Earth, things had progressed rather nicely despite the fact that the planet lacked Goku's goofy presence. Instead, it had to find the next best thing, which unfortunately, was Vegeta. The man had refused to stop training, and besides eating, this was just about all he did. Sleep was for the weak. Most seemed to perceive that the prince had immediately gotten over Goku's death when this was far from the truth. It still pissed him off to this day that the stupid idiot sacrificed his life only to fail in his mission. That on top of the fact that, as an even stupider choice, he had decided to stay in the afterlife. Vegeta liked to muse that this was because Goku was afraid of him, though he knew this wasn't true. No, the Prince of Saijins couldn't delude himself THAT bad. But almost as bad. Enough to make him believe in what he did, but lacking the "umph" to make him completely insane. Little did Vegeta know, things were going to change very soon. In fact, no one on Earth had a clue. In fact...no one in the universe knew about what was to come. Except for one person. That person's name was Seth.
Seth was, as you could say, not the best of people.
Earth's savior, also known as Goku, had yet again recently passed on. The difference in this time as opposed to others was that the happy hero had declined the offer to return to the realm of the living. He was thoroughly enjoying his new "life", which ironically was given to him through death. This fact, however, had a set of its own problems to go along with it, though our bumbling Saijin friend was completely unaware. Instead, he was training under the close supervision of King Kai, the Kai in charge of the North Quad. A tournament was coming up in the afterlife, one that Goku was sure he wouldn't miss for the world. Not that he seemed to miss Earth that much, either.
However, during his one million, five hundred sixty-seven thousand, and eight hundred twenty-third push-up, a strange looking character came running in the direction of the Saijin and the god. The funny little man was wearing a similar outfit to that of King Kai's, which vaguely sparked Goku's interest. What would have really interested him would be something involving a fight or food. The man was not offering either. Instead the creature came panting, out of breath, frantically speaking in incoherent outbursts. He clutched onto King Kai's outfit, shaking with what seemed to be terror. Goku did his one million, five hundred sixty-seven thousand, and eight hundred twenty-fourth push-up. Gasping the purple-skinned man nearly fell over, "...COME...QUICK....GRAND KAI...SICK...."
King Kai, to say the least, spassed in a very bad way. "THE GRAND KAI IS SICK!?!?" the joker spat out, not believing his ears. The other man nodded furiously, his hand still fisted in King Kai's outfit.
"Why don't you just get him some medicine?" Goku suggested, doing his one million, five hundred sixty-seven thousand, and eight hundred twenty-seventh push-up.
"It's not that simple!" King Kai snapped, his eyebrows still raised with surprise, "The Grand Kai is the god of all things! He's more powerful than me!"
Goku abruptly halted in the middle of his current push-up, "There's a god more powerful than you?"
King Kai nodded, carefully peeling the purple-skinned man off of him, "Yes, that's right."
Goku was still frozen in place, "Well, if he's more powerful than you, how did he get sick?"
The new arrival finally caught his breath, "We have a few leads."
The black-haired Saijin simply stared, one eyebrow raising, "You make it sound like someone did this to him."
The stranger, too, spassed in a bad way, "Well OF COURSE! Do YOU believe the Grand Kai can normally get SICK!?"
Goku looked at the ground in thought, "Well, if the Grand Kai is the most powerful god in the universe, then who could possibly make him sick?" A very uncomfortable pause ensued before Goku interrupted it with a large groan. As the two stared at him, he collapsed onto the ground. Explaining himself, Goku said, "I forgot what push-up I was on."
Meanwhile, on Earth, things had progressed rather nicely despite the fact that the planet lacked Goku's goofy presence. Instead, it had to find the next best thing, which unfortunately, was Vegeta. The man had refused to stop training, and besides eating, this was just about all he did. Sleep was for the weak. Most seemed to perceive that the prince had immediately gotten over Goku's death when this was far from the truth. It still pissed him off to this day that the stupid idiot sacrificed his life only to fail in his mission. That on top of the fact that, as an even stupider choice, he had decided to stay in the afterlife. Vegeta liked to muse that this was because Goku was afraid of him, though he knew this wasn't true. No, the Prince of Saijins couldn't delude himself THAT bad. But almost as bad. Enough to make him believe in what he did, but lacking the "umph" to make him completely insane. Little did Vegeta know, things were going to change very soon. In fact, no one on Earth had a clue. In fact...no one in the universe knew about what was to come. Except for one person. That person's name was Seth.
Seth was, as you could say, not the best of people.