This is for Kamerreon's Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Fortune Teller

"Gather around, children, gather around!"

Ron rolled his eyes at Professor Trelawney. She was crouched over a crystal ball, having hardly changed her classroom for the Halloween celebration. She was proclaiming herself a fortune teller, much to everyone's disgust.

"I see something!" she cried loudly, earning groans from the gathered students. "Oh! It seems that… how odd… a devil is being ravished by an angel?"

The students groaned again, rising as one. They were not going to listen to this crap when they didn't have to. Filing out, they ignored the teacher's shrieks behind them.

"No! It's true! I swear it!"

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Three floors down, behind a statue of Gerald the Great, Draco Malfoy pressed Harry harder against the wall as continued to suck hard on his neck. Harry panted as he reached up to grip Draco's hair, mindful of the hovering halo. Draco's own hands cupping Harry's ass, ignoring the forked tail attached there.

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"Ha, angel ravishing a devil," Ron snorted as he and Hermione wandered towards the Charms corridor. "Yeah right."

A/N: Ok, I'm done. No more. My imagination has died.