Wow I really should have updated sooner but I've been trying to think up of special ways to annoy certain people…Hmm and I thought it would be easier for me considering who I am. Okay I'm giving myself too much credit. I'm not THAT annoying…unless you've met me.

~Restore My Soul~

Chapter Three: Cyclops

By the grace of the big guy upstairs, I managed to escape with my body intact and my dignity…slightly shattered but I'll make up for that later in therapy…wait until my shrink hears that my obsession is back. She'll have a field day…

Well anyway, My love…oh I mean Wolverine did not manage to get me off the premises…I think he got bored once the sun started coming up and just went back into the mansion; I was not hesitant to follow. I found myself, once again walking around like a child who just lost her mother in the supermarket.

Who knew breaking and entering could be so boring…

Oh wait…HELLO, look who I found! Scott Summer aka pretty boy of the mansion…I got rid of that obsession in therapy…and I saw Wolverine but still I can't help but smile. My annoyance has just found another outlet…

1.) Ask him how many eyes he has.

I'm just saying this just to be sure. I mean you never know because the name speaks for itself. I mean he could have gotten a more flattering codename. Storm is a cool name and Shadowcat is pretty unique too, but when you are named after a one eyed monster from Greek mythology a girl can't help but feel skeptical about the number of eyes you have.

2.) Follow him around constantly and when he asks why, tell him you're playing 'Follow the Leader'

I've been told he was leader and I have yet to meet someone who does not take enjoyment out of a good game of Follow the Leader. If you do not enjoy this game you have no inner annoying child because being followed around is the last thing on this guys list…or so we presume. You never know with the leader types.

3.) Keep guessing his eye color with random colors such as neon yellow of purple.

It is a possibility because if Storm's eyes are blue and they can turn white, I doubt that some mutants have normal eye colors. I mean this guy has hidden behind sunglasses for heaven knows how long. I say let 'em loose Cyclops! Who cares if you level the mansion!? I certainly don't because I don't live there. Who cares if his eye color has been made apparent earlier on!?

4.) Steal his sunglasses and wear them.

Sunglasses like those will make anybody look cool, although the red tint is rather retro, but whose fault is that? Sure you will benefit from this by looking incredibly awesome but when you hear someone trip and fall down the stairs like a blind person, you know who it is…ha.

5.) Run around with Swiss cheese while screaming "Look what Cyclops did to my cheese!"

I'm telling ya, this guy probably works in a cheese factory. How else did those holes come to be? It certainly wasn't magic, but the power of optic beams of red energy that shoot from this guy's eye. Thank you Cyclops for blessing the world with the gift of Swiss cheese. We salute you!

6.) Launch a bunch of lasers off in the professor's office and blame Cyclops.

Who would entrust a sixteen year old with a laser? Nobody! That's who…So the only remaining suspect is the guy with lasers in his eyes. Sure, this will tick off more than one person but it's all worth it. Just remain hidden underground for a few hours so when someone suspects it was you, they won't be able to find you.

7.) Each time someone says Scott, bark like a dog.

I don't know why but Scott is a name that is loved to be called out dramatically. Guess it just rolls off the tongue cuz I thought I heard someone scream his name for no reason once or twice. Just the calling out of his name itself is annoying but a dog barking…or a human trying to sound like a dark barking will make everything better!

8.) Ask him about his past with working with boy scouts.

I totally agree with Wolverine when he refers to Scott as Boy Scout…he just looks like one. He carries himself like one and just picture this; a ten year old brunette Boy Scout skipping around the forest collecting wood, reciting some cute little oath about the wilderness with a sash covered in badges…I see it. Do you?

9.) Raid his room and move everything just ever so slightly.

I've always seen him as the organized-keep-everything-in-order type so when I think about his room, I think about something similar to that of a hospital but without the white walls, the smell of antibiotics and the nurses popping in on you at the most awkward and annoying times, so moving anything will probably catch his attention…which is sad…funny, but oh so sad.

10.) Promote yourself to leader and contradict everything he does and says.

I've always wanted to lead my own team of mutants! I mean imagine the possibilities! No more waiting in line at Disney Land as long as Shadowcat can faze you to the front of the line. I mean Scott is going nowhere and sure he will be insulted but its all for that sake of pissing him off and-or annoying him. The X-men were made for benefits at Disney Land!

Oh yes, Scott is so level headed; Scott is so intelligent; Scott has complete and utter control…that is until he met me, and now you two can piss off this Jean obsessed man! Prepare to run again because this guy may not be Wolverine but he will still come after you. The hole in my pants is evidence of this.

Oh he is so gonna pay me back for these pants. These are brand name jeans…

Hopefully this did not lack the humor I was going for but I'll leave that up to you all, my wonderful reviewers...if you do review, which I support fully. It puts smile on my faces. I'm still taking suggestions so tell me, who should I annoy the hell out of next?

~RMS~