TR: Hello everyone! Long time no see!

Alex: Hiya! -waves-

TR: Sorry for been gone so long, I'm starting Uni next month so everythings hectic

Alex: What about that break you had after exams and before Christmas?

TR: SHHH! -throws popcorn maker at Alex-

Alex: -ducks- What the?!?

TR: We don't own Naruto! -runs out of the room-

New Recruits – Chaos, Panic, Disorder: the effects of sugar

It was just before dawn at the Akatsuki base, whispered voices could be heard in the kitchen.

"I don't know if this is a good idea, neither of us has ever had this stuff before" TR explained to Tobi "Gasp! You guys have never had this before? Tobi thinks you should definitely have some now!" Tobi replied.

TR still seemed unsure "I don't know…" "Oh come on sis" Alex said cutting her off "We're celebrating becoming members and getting the awesome cloak-things!" TR sighed "Yeah, I guess you're right" she said giving in.

Under the cover of darkness the three ninja began to consume the massive amount of lollies and sweets that were piled on the table in front of them. The rest of the base slept on, unaware of the chaos that was about to be unleashed.

Pein had been the leader of Akatsuki for a good 20 years now (Random number) and this was the first time he had ever come across this situation before. He had a relatively good nights sleep and had awoken to nothing unusual, but when he entered the kitchen to find TR swinging from the light above he knew it was not going to be a normal day.

"What are you doing exactly?" Pein asked slightly annoyed.

TR jumped down from the light fitting and stared at him wide eyed "Me and Alex decided to celebrate becoming members of the Akatsuki with Tobi so we bought a whole bunch of sweets and ate them all really really quickly I've never had sugar before this was the first time I've had it and now I think we've had too much sugar because we feel really awake and full of energy!!!" she blurted out incoherently. (It was supposed to have no gaps, but it wouldn't apear when I uploaded it D:)

Pein stared at her with a blank expression "….What?"

"Kzsdfjibdlafk!" TR suddenly took off down the hall, disappearing from sight. Pein stared after her, blinking slowly and totally confused.

TR caught up with Alex and Tobi again who decided it was time to visit the lounge room.

They burst into the room momentarily forgetting that there was no longer a floor in the middle of it. TR and Alex managed to stop at the edge of the hole but Tobi, being Tobi, fell down it again.

Alex, not caring, hurriedly leapt on to the couch near the wall and began to bounce up and down. "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!" he yelled out as he jumped straight off of it.

He landed on the ground with a loud thud "Oww! No I can't!"

"Yes you can little brother! You just didn't believe hard enough!" TR shouted passionately at him, with her fist clenched in front of her.

"You're right!" Alex replied getting up off the ground "I just need to believe more and I can do it!" he jumped back on to the couch.

"YEAH! GO ALEX!" TR and Tobi, who had managed to climb back up, shouted together cheering him on.

Just as Alex was about to leap off again, Kisame walked into the room to investigate what all the noise was about.

"What're you three doing?" He asked from the other side of the hole, with a questioning look on his face.

TR turned to face him titling her head to one side "OH MY GOD I HAVE I BRILLIANT IDEA FISH MAN! DON'T MOVE!!" she shouted running out of the room.

Alex and Tobi followed eager for some more excitement. They raced down the hallways at top speed soon catching up to TR. Kisame stood in the doorway looking dumbstruck.

Hidan slowly walked out of his room into the quiet hallway with his scythe in hand. He paused for a second, hearing the faint sound of running footsteps.

"WEEEEEE!!!" a black and orange blur whooshed past, just missing Hidan.

"What the..?" he started looking down the hall.

"WWOOOOOWW!!!" yelled another blur, knocking him slightly; Hidan looked down noticing his scythe as gone. "Hey, give back my…!"

"YYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!" screamed a third blur running straight over him.

Hidan slowly picked himself off the floor "Oww!"

Alex noticed that he was holding on to Hidans scythe that he accidently grabbed when he ran past him. "I can't run with this, it's way too dangerous!" he said to himself, carelessly throwing the scythe over his shoulder.

As Hidan fully stood up, his scythe flew towards him and just missed his head as it hit the wall. "What the fuck was that!?!" he yelled out in the once again silent hallway.

Kisame casually leaned against the door frame in the lounge room waiting for TR to return. Why was he waiting for someone who clearly didn't like him, he didn't know himself but there was nothing else to do around the base.

He looked up when he heard running footsteps coming from the hall way. TR burst through the door on the other side of the lounge room with Alex close behind her.

Both of them had evil smiles plastered on their faces, but this wasn't what had Kisame worried. TR was carrying a long fishing rod and Alex had a bucket in one hand and a net in the other.

Kisame's eyes widened "What are you two planning on doing with those?" he asked unsurely, slowly edging out of the room.

"This is my brilliant idea!" TR shouted, waving the fishing rod in front of her. "We decided we're going to go fishing!"

Kisame looked slightly relieved "Okay then have fun, the nearest lake is about a 10 minute walk from here." He told them, eager for the two sugar crazed ninja to get out of the base.

"Oh we don't need to go to the lake to catch what we want to catch, do we Alex?" TR said smiling brightly.

"No not at all, we want to catch a Fish man!" Alex replied, evilly grinning.

By the time Alex had finished his sentence Kisame was already running down the hall.

Meanwhile, Tobi had come upon his incredibly agitated sempai, who was currently trying to escape the masked ninja's presence.

"Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai, Sempai!!!" Tobi shouted as he ran circles around Deidara.

"WHAT TOBI!?!?!?!?!?!" Deidara screamed, causing the hyper ninja to jump back in fright.

"Well?!?" the blonde asked wanting to get rid of him as quickly as possible.

Tobi stood with one finger pointing to where his mouth would be behind his mask "….Tobi forgot" he confessed to the now fuming ninja, "Hey, Sempai…?" Tobi started.

"GO!" Deidara snapped sending Tobi scurrying off in the opposite direction.

In the kitchen, Pein sat with Konan at the large dinning table quietly reading the newspaper. It had being a rather uneventful morning for him, excluding the strange encounter with a hyper and possibly rabid TR.

Enjoying the peace he reached for his coffee, but stopped when he heard shouting followed by someone screaming.

Both he and Konan watched Kisame fall half way into the kitchen "Help me! They've gone insane!" he yelled out, "I don't know what happ-AHHH! NOOOOOOO!"

Pein and Konan silently watched as Kisame was dragged out of the room screaming before returning to what they had being doing previously. Neither of them had any intention on getting muddled up in the mayhem that was happening.

Finally getting free from the hook, Kisame bolted down the hall towards his and Itachi's room. He looked back and only saw Alex chasing him; TR was no where in sight. His small feeling of hope was smashed out of existence when TR appeared behind her brother holding what looked like a harpoon.

Itachi sat cross-legged on his bed, peacefully reading a book. His peace was interrupted when he heard banning at the door and his partners frantic voice demanding to be let in.

Itachi sighed before slowly getting up off his bed and made his way to the door. Getting ready to glare at Kisame for his rudeness, he began to undo the lock.

SMASH!!

Itachi stood staring at the head of the harpoon that had just smashed through the door. "HOLY CRAP! YOU NEARLY HARPOONED MY HEAD OFF!!" he heard Kisame yell from the other side of the door. The sound of running footsteps began to fade and Itachi quickly replaced the lock and returned to his bed picking up the book to read.

Kakuzu was in a rather good mood as he returned to the base. He had being out all day tracking a ninja with a particularly large bounty on their head and succeeded in capturing him. Nothing was going to pull him out of this mood.

He walked into the base, around the hole in the lounge room, past Deidara trying to blow up Tobi, ignored TR trying to put weed killer on Zetsu, he walked by Alex, who had managed to capture Kisame in a net and down the hall towards his room.

As he past Itachi's door he froze.

Pein sat at his desk in his office trying to get through the mountain of paper work and wondered when Kakuzu would return.

His question was answered almost immediately when he heard a yell from the other side of the base "OH MY GOD THERE'S A HOLE IN THE DOOR! NOW WE HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE!!"

TR: WEEEEEE!!! -running in a circle-

Alex: I can fly, I can fly, I can fly! -Alex flaps his arms like wings while jumping up and down-

Pein: Um, we hope you enjoyed the chapter....

Alex: I'm a beautiful butterfly!!

Pein: Please reveiw....

TR: Fly butterfly fly!!

Pein: .....I'm going now -leaves-

TR & Alex: BYE BYE!! -waves-