I got this idea while reading someone's oneshot, which included Lisbon being handcuffed to a chair by Jane, and asked what was wrong. This is NOTHING like that, but I just couldn't help but type this. I know it's short, but that's because tis more of a drabble. :) I love it nonetheless. It made me giggle while writing.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this world. Besides....... ah, nothing. Nevermind. I do, though, have this idea to make my own house. Dude, it's huge so far. I can't get the rooms to work together, though. They kinda have this problem, where they don't like to touch.... and stuff.... hhahahah.

Lisbon liked handcuffs. She really did. And not just because she was a cop, even though they were very useful in that line of business. And, lord knows what would happen if suspects were handcuff free while you walked them to the car.

No, Lisbon found them useful in everyday life. Being a cop meant your own personal pair. Not those fake, plastic ones every kid at one point breaks in half getting out of. Real, metal handcuffs that even Rigsby couldn't break out of. She had seen him try too, when Van pelt handcuffed him to his chair to make sure he didn't eat the amazing pie she had made for the team. The look in his eyes as he stared at that pie was just too lustful. Someone had to restrain him.

Lisbon realized that handcuffing people was fun. Even when she was handcuffed, it wasn't that bad. Once while sick, Cho had refused to let her get out of her chair. Eventually, he ended up handcuffing her to her chair. The blush that rose on his cheeks and Jane made the most sexual joke still made her laugh. And then the look as Cho retorted with a just as sexual joke only made that moment even more amazing. Never had she seen Jane more surprised.

Well, scratch that. She had. When she got mad, enough to hand cuff him to the car door, and then lock the door so he couldn't move. It was the most surprised and astounded look he'd ever let slide across his face. Or the time she handcuffed him to a chair in her kitchen so she could clean up without him distracting her. It wasn't fair he was just so damn good looking, and all he had to do was run his fingers down her back to make her vision go foggy.

Handcuffs were useful. She knew Van Pelt used them daily on Rigsby, as so he wouldn't eat all of her food. Also, she liked seeing her huge boyfriend squirm as she toyed with him. Both Van Pelt and Lisbon enjoyed it much. They also enjoyed the fake gag Cho made as both taken men blushed furiously and stammered. Or when Lisbon cursed and growled as Jane yet again charmed her to the point where she wasn't aware he was handcuffing them together. Although, after about an hour of being attached to the blonde consultant, Lisbon finally gave in and had a good laugh. And yet another good laugh as Jane lost the key, and they were stuck together for the next three days before Jane finally pulled the key out of his pocket with a very sheepish look.

Yes, Lisbon liked handcuffs a lot. No matter how much trouble they caused.

Yes, Lisbon likes handcuffs. I think she does at least. I want a pair. Really, I do. Anywho, leave me reviews, favorite lines, and good cheer for tomorrow. Bleh to geometry.

Thanks for reading, and hopefullly reviewing. :)

-Izzzy.