In celebration of my own eyesight, even I put up a better fight.

Itachi stood before the mirror, the soft plastic on the tip of his finger. "Ok...Go!" Kisame yelled from behind him. The Uchiha flashed his sharingan. "Don't pressure me! Ok..ok..." he puffed a little bit and pulled his eyelids apart. "Ok, one lid to heaven, the other to hell...in goes the contacts, hope I don't yell" He breathed. The plastic got so close to his eye before he started blinking wildly. "Yaaaagh, I can't do it! It's creepy, it's creepy". Kisame paused. "You can't touch your eye? Here look" the shark motioned, putting one finger to his eye. Itachi grimaced, "Well sharks have more eyelids, and one is clear. Sure you're not touching that?". "Hmmm lemme see. Oh yes there was a lid. Now just to– AUGH MY EYE! Oh it stings, it stings!"

"It's hopeless, I'm losing my eyesight...". Just then, an annoying figure stepped into the room. "Hi Itachi!" "Get out Tobi". "Tobi's a good boy, Tobi has a lot of experience with eyes that will be revealed in later plotlines" . The orange masked boy hopped over to Itachi and looked at his fingers. "It's inside out. Turn it around". Itachi flipped it carefully. "Ok, now open you're eye wide, pull your lower lid down, and your upper lid waaay up." "Okaaay" . "Good, now gently

let the contact suction to your eye". Itachi looked dead ahead in the mirror and freaked out. "No! I'll hit the pupil!" . Tobi sighed, "Nobody here can man up! Tobi has bigger rocks than you guys" he mumbled walking out of the room.

With Kisame blinking rapidly, and Itachi freaking out, another member has decided to join.

"What the fuck, Pussy Itachi" Hidan greeted on his way in. "You can't put a fucking contact in?"

"Quiet". The religious curser grinned. "Ohh you're freaked out! You're afraid your nail will scratch your eye. Or your finger will go all the way into the pupil...like this!"he spooked. Hidan stuck his finger into his eye, and kept going in...and in... . Kakuzu came in, placing some money on Itachi's table. "Hidan, can you stop being a freak for 2 minutes. Itachi,just remember not to blink. " The Uchiha tried again and again. "It's sooo freaky!" he growled, cleaning the contact in his hand.

News had recently spread and soon all the akatsuki were in Itachi's room, trying to "help". "Maybe we should pin your lids apart"

"What if Hidan puts them in for you, un ?"

"Are your eyes insured, Itachi?"

"Tobi says pull the lids"

"Can I sleep on your bed? I'm tired"

"My eyes still burn Itachi...."

"ENOUGH! Out, all of you" Itachi growled, swinging the door open.

"Grinch, much?"

"We're only helping, un"

"I'm just tired"

"Tobi's a bad helper! Waaah!"

They filed out of the room and Itachi closed the door quietly. Sighing softly, Itachi stood by the mirror and pop! It's in! He smiled to himself, when the door opened. "Sorry Itachi...I forgot my sword". The door slammed shut. Twitching his eye in annoyance, the contact crumpled up and fell out.

Sorry Itachi.