Zero's plan to destroy Rido Kuran

Konata: I don't know why I'm typing this crackfic. It just came into my mind after I watched that episode of Total Drama Action. This is your last chance to turn back.

Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight.

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Kiryuu Zero had a plan. A very good plan. A foolproof plan. He spent all night working on it. Yes, his plan to destroy Rido Kuran was perfect.

Step 1) Ruka comes in and she's all like "MIKURU BEAM!" and Rido's all like "Your attempts are futile!"

Step 2) Kain comes in and he's all like "FLAME WHEEL!" and Rido's all like "I will rule the world!"

Step 3) Rima comes in and she's all like "THUNDER BOLT!" and Rido's all like "Watch the hair lady!"

Step 4) Aidou comes in and he's all like "Ice, Ice baby." and Rido's all like "Ha, you missed!"

Step 5) Seiren steps in and she's all like "HIYA! WAACHOW! Seiren like a puma!" *strikes a pose* and Rido's all like "I think you broke something."

Step 6) Headmaster Cross comes in and he's all like "Whoosh! Draoun! The power of the force!" and Rido's all like "May the power of the force not be with you."

Step 7) Yuki comes in and she all like "Pichi, Pichi voice, Live Start!" and Rido's all like "That costume…" *stares at Yuki*

Step 8) Ichijou comes in and he's all like "Wind Scar!" and Rido's all like "Filthy Half Demon."

Step 9) Shiki comes in and he's all like "Blood bending, blood bending." And Rido's all like "You broke my nail!"

Step 10) Kaname comes in and he's all like *bitch slap* and Rido's all like "Only mother can slap me like that you brat!"

Step 11) Zero steps in and he's all like "Say hello to my little friend!" *Bang Bang* and Rido's all like *Abloom! Whoosh!* and Rido bits fly all over.

Step 12) Zero takes Yuki and they walk into the sunset.

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Konata: I was really bored when I wrote this so it sucks. Lates!