Hey Everybody! For those of y'all who don't know, I'm TexasLonghorn. I was doing a little research on Bulbapedia for my "real" fic that I am currently writing for Pokemon, when I came across a list of all the shippings for Poke Couples. Let me tell y'all, I was a little freaked out by some of the wierd couples people had created. So I decided to write a parody fic about all these odd ships and hopefully make y'all laugh. This first chapter is about one of the wierdest pairings I had found: Brock and Pikachu. Apparently it's called ElectricRockShipping, and I knew as soon as I read about it that I had to make it chapter one in my new fic. I don't want to give anything away, so please read and enjoy. Also, PLEASE REVIEW this fic and give me your feedback.

This is just a fun little humorous fic I'll be writing in my spare time, so unlike my "good" fic "A New Journey" I will not be setting a deadline publish date for this story, but I will say that it will probably be updated a few times a month, so keep your eyes peeled. Also, let me just take this chance to mention that if any of y'all are into Adventure/Romance/General Pokemon fics, then please check out the story of mine I just mentioned, "A New Journey". I would love to add some new readers and reviewers to that story to go along with the great fan-base that I already have. Enjoy!

"Well, I'm pretty hungry," Ash said, standing up and stretching his arms. He had just gained his seventh Sinnoh gym badge and now felt famished from the ordeal. "Who's up for some burgers and fries?"

"Oooh, me!" shouted Dawn, jumping up next to him.

"Piplup!" squeaked the small, penguin-like Pokémon perched on her head.

"Alright!" Ash celebrated. "You coming too, Brock?"

"Nah, I think I'll rest here with Pikachu for a while," Brock said, leaning back on the Pokémon Center sofa. "He needs to rest after that battle anyways, and I'm not that hungry."

"Oh, okay," Ash said, sounding slightly suspicious. "We'll bring you back something when we're done." He then left the rented room with Dawn and her Piplup and headed towards the Center's exit.

"Dawn?" he asked, as they stepped out of the hospital and into the cool evening air.

"Yes Ash?" she replied.

"Have you noticed that Brock's been hanging out with Pikachu a lot lately?"

"Um, actually, yeah," Dawn answered. "I didn't wanna say anything, but I have been thinking that it seems a little weird that Brock's been doing all that stuff with Pikachu these past few weeks."

"I know," said Ash. "Like taking all those walks with him in the woods and even treating him to that meal at that fancy restaurant he said we weren't mature enough to eat at."

"Something's up," Dawn concluded as she and Ash walked up to a small burger stand on the street corner.

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"Sooo, Pikachu," Brock said as casually as he could. He looked down at the small electric mouse next to him on the sofa, intently watching the television.

Just look at him, Brock thought dreamily. He's the picture of perfection. That beautiful yellow coat, those cute little feet, that zig-zag tail, those two eyes, that tick behind his right ear, those fifteen teeth, those brown stripes on his back, those two ears, those two black marks on the tips of those two ears, those two hands, uh…that cute, innocent, mousy appearance.

He had been taking their relationship slow, because he didn't want to freak Pikachu out or anything, but he felt that tonight was the night to express his true feelings.

He opened his mouth to begin the small speech he had prepared in order to express his true, passionate sentiments for the little Pokémon, but he closed it again quickly.

This is going to be hard, he thought. He knew that he was being held back by his societal upbringing. Oh sure. Everyone demands equality, but no one cares about poor people like me who are homosexual bestialitists. Wait, is that a real word?

"Pikachu," he stated, knowing that it was now or never. In his mind, he heard "Summer of '69" playing.

"Pika?" the mouse answered, turning his attention away from the television and giving it to Brock.

"I-I-I uh…I mean, I-I like, no love, you!" he declared, almost shouting. To his elation, he saw that the little creature's eyes were wide with what he assumed was happiness.

"I've loved you since we first met and I tried to kill you with my Onix," he continued, getting to the floor on one knee in front of the mouse. He could see that the Pokémon's feelings were mutual by the way he was slowly backing away.

How cute, Brock thought with a smile. He's embarrassed that he feels the same way.

"Pi-pi-pika-pikachu!" the mouse replied, shaking his head violently as he held his arms in front of his body.

"I understand," Brock said, with a knowing look. "I want a hug too. C'mere you!" He then reached for the Pokémon, but missed his target.

"Pika!" cried Pikachu as he jumped from Brock's grasp and onto the top of the sofa. "Pika-pi-pikachu!" He continued shaking his head "no" at the man, but Brock didn't seem to be paying attention.

"It's a little late to play hard-to-get now," Brock sang. He reached up for Pikachu and grabbed him before he could escape.

"Give Daddy some sugar," he said, puckering his lips and leaning near Pikachu.

"Pika…chu!" shouted the electric mouse as it attempted to repel the hormone-crazed breeder with a Thunderbolt. However, because of its previous gym battle, it was too weak to release any voltage of energy.

With a "smack", Brock's puckered lips met Pikachu's electric-pouched cheek.

This is happiness, the breeder realized as he felt the love of his life shriek in joy at the outcome of their conversation.

"What the crap?" Brock suddenly heard Ash scream. As he looked over at the open door, he saw that Ash, Dawn, and Piplup had all dropped their burgers and were staring at Brock's lips suctioned to Pikachu's cheek.

"Pikachu, pi!" cried the yellow rodent to Ash as it put its two paws together in a praying-motion.

"This isn't what it looks like," Brock quickly tried to explain, pulling away from Pikachu.

"Brock, I knew you were desperate for a girlfriend," Dawn said, still appearing stunned, "but Pikachu?"

"You don't understand," Brock said, beginning to sob. "We were meant to be together! Why is our love different from anyone else's? Do we not feel the same as a regular married couple feel? Why should we be judged wrong if our emotion, love, is the same?"

"You're right Brock," Ash consented, bowing his head and putting his hands behind his back. "As a matter of fact, why don't we take a picture of the happy couple kissing?" he asked as he pulled a cell phone from his back pocket.

"Pika?" screamed the mouse in Brock's arms. He stared at Ash as if he were insane.

Brock pulled Pikachu in for another encounter as Ash took the picture.

"Wow, that's a really good pic," he said, as he turned and handed the phone to Dawn. "Isn't that a nice picture Dawn?"

"I guess so, but Ash-"

"Call Officer Jenny now," he ordered her in a whisper. "We have evidence."

Dawn ran out of the room to dial 9-1-1 and Ash turned back towards Brock to keep him distracted a few minutes.

Twenty minutes later, news agency vans were surrounding the police car as Brock lowered his head and entered the backseat of the vehicle.

"He's under arrest for attempting to have relations with another species," the officer informed the reporters and photographers who were trying to find out why the friend of an up-and-coming Pokémon trainer was being forced out of the Pokémon Center.

"Pikachu!" Brock cried from inside the car as he rolled down the window. "I'll never forget you!"

"Pikapi!" squealed Pikachu as he clung to Ash's neck tightly out of fear of the older man.

"There, there," Ash consoled, patting his buddy's back. "The bad man's gone now."

Author's Notes: I hope everyone enjoyed my attempt at a parody fic. Like I said, expect for this to be updated every couple of weeks. I am usually busy with writing my main fic, but when I catch a break, I'll continue to add on to this one. There are enough odd shippings to keep me in business for a while. Also, if anyone has any weird shippings of their own that they'd like me to write a parody about, just tell me in the review section and I'll definitely do it for you. Also, as I said above, if you get the chance please read and review my main fic "A New Journey". I have worked really hard on it, and always appreciate a new review, be it good or bad.

You know what I just realized? I think I just wrote the first Brock x Pikachu romance fic on this site. I guess that makes me a pioneer...right?