Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, or any other anime in the world. I do not own the bloopers either.

World of crap?!?

Tamaki was giving one of his usual over-exaggerating speeches to some unlucky honor student who'd just wandered in.

"But none of that matters now!" He went on, "We welcome you poor man to our world of...CRAAPPP!"

Everyone stared at him.

Not even the obnoxious twins could think of anything to say.

Tamaki smirked. He'd finally beaten them. All this time they'd thought he was an idiot, when really he'd planned this all along!

"Don't you wonder what goes through his mind sometimes?" Hikaru whispered to the rest of the hosts as the "King" stood smirking, arms too outstreached.

"It's not much, whatever it is," Kyouya muttered as he sighed and turned away.

Meanwhile, seeing that his fellow hosts still thought of him as an idiot, Tamaki went over to his corner of woe to grow random mushrooms.