CookiecutterROCKstar has logged on.
Nate_the_great has logged on.
CookiecutterROCKstar: I don't get it. What's so great about you?
Nate_the_great: Shane, you are so dead.
CookiecutterROCKstar: Over one little insult? Wow, someone's sensitive.
Nate_the_great: Not the insult, Shane; what you did to Jason.
CookiecutterROCKstar: What are you talking about?
Nate_the_great: You know exactly what I'm talking about. Jason locked himself inside the tour bus bathroom and has been in there for two whole hours, crying about something that has to do with birds.
CookiecutterROCKstar: So?
Nate_the_great: So, whatever you did to him, you better un-do it. That's the only bathroom we have, and you know how cranky I get when we have to make a billion pit-stops.
CookiecutterROCKstar: Boy, do I ever. Understatement of the year much.
Nate_the_great: Seriously, Shane - what did you do?
CookiecutterROCKstar: Seriously?
Nate_the_great: No, lie to me. Yes, seriously!
CookiecutterROCKstar: Seriously, seriously?
Nate_the_great: OK, that is seriously annoying.
CookiecutterROCKstar: How serious?
Nate_the_great: I really am going to kill you.
CookiecutterROCKstar: Empty threats don't scare me. If you killed me as many times as you say you will, I'd have to be a cat with a million lives.
Nate_the_great: Well, I just happen to know what does scare you. Say goodbye to Shane Jr.!
CookiecutterROCKstar: You mean you're going to cut off my- ?
Nate_the_great: Not that Shane Jr., you idiot. I'm talking about your hair straightener.
CookiecutterROCKstar: No! Not Little Shaneykins! My pride and joy! You wouldn't.
Nate_the_great: Oh yes I would. So start talking, or Shaneykins is gonna take a little swim. Wait a minute. Your straightener is your pride and joy? Wow, you need a life.
CookiecutterROCKstar: FYI, I have an awesome life. I'm a rockstar. And fine, I'll tell you, Mr. Poopy Pants. Mr. Ray of Sunshine, Mr. Fun Sucker…
Nate_the_great: I get it.
CookiecutterROCKstar: OK, fine. All I did was tell him that if he didn't stop bugging me to make him a bird house, I'd put spikes on the inside. Then he asked me to make him a bird feeder, and I told him I'd poison the seeds. Happy?
Nate_the_great: Um, no. Shane, you probably scarred him for life!
CookiecutterROCKstar: He needs to toughen up. Sheesh,don't be such a downer. Join the dark side for once in your life.
Nate_the_great: And why in the world would I do that?
CookiecutterROCKstar: Duh.We've got cookies.
Nate_the_great: I give up.
MusicISmysoul has logged on.
MusicISmysoul: Don't give up, Nate. You know what they say - winners never quit and quitters never win.
Nate_the_great: Caitlyn! What are you doing here?!
CookiecutterROCKstar: And you think I'm the idiot! She's chatting with us, obviously!
Nate_the_great: Ugh.If I give you a cookie, will you go away?
CookiecutterROCKstar: I don't know, Nate… It depends on what kind of cookie it is.
Nate_the_great: How about peanut butter?
CookiecutterROCKstar: I'm allergic to peanut butter.
Nate_the_great: Exactly.
MusicISmysoul: Guys…
CookiecutterROCKstar: Can I push you off a cliff?
Nate_the_great: We're driving through the Mojave desert. There are no cliffs.
CookiecutterROCKstar: Fine. I'll push you down a sand dune.
MusicISmysoul: Guys! Enough already! You both are acting like three year olds! Wow, Mitchie was right. You are impossible?
CookiecutterROCKStar: You talked to Mitchie?
MusicISmysoul: She's my best friend. What do you think I'm gonna do? Stare at her all day like you?
Nate_the_great: Yup, that's Shane all right. He talks about her all the time. He even has a picture of her in our bathroom.
MusicISmysoul: Uh…why? Wait, never mind. I don't even want to know.
CookiecutterROCKstar: Nate! That's personal.
Nate_the_great: Not anymore.
CookiecutterROCKstar: You're so annoying!
Nate_the_great: Hey, I'm your little brother. It's my job.
CookiecutterROCKstar: Oh yeah? And this is my job. I'll be right back. It'll only take a second.
Nate_the_great: Shane…what are you doing? Shane?! Don't come any closer…leave me alone!
CookiecutterROCKstar: You should have thought of that before!
MusicISmysoul: What are you guys doing over there? If it's what I think you're doing, Shane, don't kill him. I'm a witness and I'd gladly give testimony against you in court.
Nate_the_great: WHAT THE CRAP? SHANE, THAT FREAKING HURT!
MusicISmysoul: What in the world did you do to him?
Nate_the_great: He spilled his coffee all over me! You don't even like coffee!
CookiecutterROCKstar: What can I say? Nothing beats Starbucks.
Author's Note: Haven't updated in ages. Hope this pleases. Please review, or I won't update. Join the 'I won't read a story without reviewing' cause or whatever it's called. No authors left behind!