16 things the mauraders aren't allowed to do.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters, Just these things my sister and I made up.

Now on with the story!

James

1.) Blow up a toilet in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom

2.) Hex Snivilus just because i'm bored.

3.) I'm not allowed to call him Snivilus. (even if I want to.)

4.) I am not allowed to dye Dumbledore's beard pink in celebration of valentine's day.( or any other color for any other reason.)

Peter

1.) I am not allowed to run around Hogwarts screaming

"Snape is dumber than a bunch of grapes,

And he smells like a hairy ape."

2.) I am not allowed to bet on any quidditch games. (Because I ALWAYS make it unfair.)

3.) I am not allowed to transfigure someone into a balloon that looks like Snivillus and then pop It and say....

"Poor Snivillus He just had it coming."

4.) I am not allowed to switch McGonagall's Shampoo with Hair Dye, Hair Spray or any thing else.

Remus

1.) I am not allowed to purposely tell Snape that I'm a werewolf And Tell him..

"You're next!" (Meaning My next Victim.)

2.) Put toilet paper all over the roof of Hogwarts just because there isn't a lot of snow.

3.) I am not allowed to turn snape into a lake monster and say "It's the Lochness monster!!!"

4.) I am not allowed to turn Snape (Or as my friends call him Snivillus.) Into Darth Vader and say. "Hey guys I want you to meet My father. Say Hello To Darth Vader guys!"

Sirius

1.) I am not allowed to turn everyone red and gold in celebration of a Griffindor quidditch victory.

2.) Say when Regulas (My brother sadly) it tormenting me. Say tp all of Griffindor"You know he isn't really my brother. I was adopted. Recent studies say that I am in fact James Potter's Fraternal Twin."

3.) I am not allowed to get a flagpole from the room of requirement and hang the Slytherins' Underwear from it.

4.) Sneak into the girls dormitory and staple Lily Evans hair to her pillow ( or glue or anything else).

Author's Note: I hope You enjoyed reading this! My sister and I thought some were funny. Tell us what you think!