Sukiki: This is an isolated incident that needs none of your concern...probably. Well, you'll just see for yourself. The company Evil Fox Inc. is owned by Demoness Drakon, Jin, Corrine and Akkimaru belong to Demoness Drakon, the company members own themselves, and I own myself and Hoshi. Yes, this is a cross-over...kinda. Any other series that is mentioned isn't owned by me. Er...yeah this is sort of a crack fic.
Drakon: A-hem.
Sukiki: Oh, this was edited by Drakon. She is my sacred Beta.

Fox Files: The Adam Incident

In a space between the dimensions of fandom and reality lies a grand, almost hi-tech castle only known by the name of the company that inhabited it, Evil Fox Incorporated. How did it get there? Well, capturing Palkia had something to do with it, let's leave it at that. As for what it does, Evil Fox Inc. performs most of the behind the scenes work of fan fiction stories. Torturing Canon characters, helping good Ocs, eliminating Mary Sues, you name it and 99% of the time they do it. However, the pace at which they get the job done is very changeable, normally dependent on two things, how irritating the company's Vice President is, and the time of the month for the President. It is at this company where our (somewhat) insane tale begins. And it starts with the company's dark-haired president walking down the halls of her great company. She isn't the type that you would think would be a president with her baggy, multi-pocketed black pants that looked more suited for a boy, combat boots, and dark tank-top with a pair of false wings attached to her back. In fact, she looked more like a guard for the place if anything since she had a strange looking gun-blade at her side. But, she is the boss and nothing less. As for where she was walking around, it was the company dormitories. Why did they have dorms? Mostly because no one wanted to constantly go between dimensions to get to work. Anyway, the president was going just roaming the base, sipping at some coffee, wondering why she wasn't getting a buzz from her coffee. This thought was interrupted when she passed an open door, the door to her sister's room in fact. She stared in the room for exactly four seconds, before screaming,

"SUKI!!!" A short, orange haired girl came out of the air-vent above the door, a goofy grin on her face.

"Hi there Drakon-kin!" She slid out of the air vent, landing on the heels of her bright orange low tops. In great contrast to Drakon's dark colors, Suki was dressed in a white, button-up collar shirt with a bright green scarf tied around her neck, orange mini-skirt, and neon-green leggings. A walking color violation, but she didn't know that. The Company President pointed at an object in her sister's room.

"What the hell is that?" The object was a large, old-fashioned diving suit, complete with a huge metal helmet with 8 huge portholes in it. One thing that was odd about it though was that it had a large drill for a right arm. Suki smiled before answering her boss.

"That's Mr. Bubbles!" Drakon face-palmed.

"I meant why is there a Big Daddy in your bedroom?" Suki looked thoughtful for a moment before answering in a high voice she found cute.

"Well, I was exploring the Science Department and I fell into one of those weird Dimension Doors Sarah Beth was working on and I ended up in this crazy underwater city. I saw a little girl get killed by a creepy lady with meat hooks that got killed by Mr. B. Then I walked out and found this weird gun," The orange-haired girl held up a strange gun with a needle instead of a gun barrel, and it had a container on the end filled with an odd red liquid. "And then Mr. Bubbles sort of adopted me and followed me home when I found the way back. " Drakon blinked twice, processing what her sister said, before slapping her sister across the face.

"You moron! You brought home a dangerous Big- OH FUCK!" The black haired girl only just managed to dodge the infamous Side-dash. Mr. Bubbles wasn't happy about the strange dark thing that was scaring his Little Sister. The strange dark thing wasn't happy either, her gun-blade coming out, ready to fight. Suki just patted the Big Daddy's left, somewhat human arm.

"It's alright Mr. Bubbles, she's alright." The big Daddy relaxed, and Suki hugged his arm. Drakon just walked off, muttering about needing more coffee. Twenty seconds later, her voice came out over the intercom

"All Department heads, meeting in ten minutes; if you want to bring your stupid subordinates, bring them but tell them to not be moronic. Oh, and you better show up, or so help me I will cut your salaries so low it's not even funny!"

About ten minutes later, eight people were sitting at a rather large, circular table in the center of a dark room; Drakon had been in charge of setting up the room obviously and since she was the president she was at the head of the table. To her right was Suki, who sadly was her Vice President. To Drakon's left sat Jin, a gray-haired fox demon that was in charge of destroying Mary Sues, and his two subordinates, the dark and irritable Akkimaru and the openly gay and flamboyant Corrine. To their left sat the small, and thin Sparky, who was in charge of watching all the new stories that came out on the web. Compared to Jin's rather ragged, almost medieval-style appearance, Sparky's black and green t-shirt, pikachu headband and blue jeans stood out. Next to Spark was Starlex, the self-proclaimed Head of Company Finances, and the one person that Drakon dubbed the Mistress of Porn due to the blonde's perverted nature. Next to the Mistress of Porn was the Sarah Beth, the tomboy in charge of the Science Department who didn't exactly look like the scince-type in her jeans, white tank top and overlarge sweatshirt. Reasoning behind her appointment was that Drakon got pissed at the old head, kicked him into the shark-tank and chose Sarah Beth because she was the first person who came to mind. Yeah, sort of a fucked up company right? And filling in the positions of the heads that chose to skip were a puppy, a kitty a bag of flour and a grapefruit that was currently being consumed by Corrine. Drakon stood up, and began to announce the meeting.

"Alright people, we are here because…Suki…snore…" Drakon had fallen on to and began snoring. Jin shook his shaggy head and took over for his boss since Suki was a moron in his eyes.

"I knew it was a bad idea switching out her coffee for decaffeinated. Anyway, we're here because our dumb shit of a Vice President brought home a Big Daddy from Rapture."

"Oh, that's not all I brought with me. I also brought this!" Suki held up the odd syringe gun. Jin face-palmed, Sparky Akkimaru and Sarah Beth gasped, and the other living things either looked confused, or fell asleep in the cat and puppy's cases. Akkimaru beat Jin to the punch of yelling at Suki.

"You idiot! That's Adam!! It's fucking dangerous you dumb-ass bitch!!" Clearly, the dark demon also had a rather dirty mouth. Suki nodded understandingly.

"Oh, so that's what it is. What do we do with it?" Starlex raised her hand. Jin face-palmed again, darkening the red mark on his forehead.

"Yes Starlex."

"Um, what is Adam anyway?" Sarah Beth took it upon herself to answer; she had to look sort of smart since she was in charge of the Science Department.

"It's a substance that quickly changes the genetic code, right?" Jin nodded.

"That's right, it also hurts a lot if memory serves me right." Starlex still was full of questions.

"Er, what are we going to do with this Adam?" Jin's forehead underwent abuse again. Sparky took it upon herself to come up with an idea.

"Why don't we send it to Happy Tree Town?"

"What's Happy Tree Town?" Starlex clearly isn't the sharpest cookie, or doesn't peruse the Internet as much as Sparky.

"It's this place!" To show what Happy Tree Town was, she held up a picture of a very brightly colored, and happy place filled with cute and smiling animals with buckteeth. Akkimaru thought this was a brilliant idea.

"YES!! Brilliant, let's do it!" Corrine on the other hand didn't.

"But why would we want to send it to such a happy place." Akkimaru thought the reason was obvious.

"Because it's such a happy place you dumb ass!"

"Well you don't have to be hurtful you emo."

"WHAT WAS THAT YOU QUEER!??"

"DON'T BE SO MEAN YOU POOPY HEAD!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!" Jin was clearly regretting bringing the two along with him.

"Anyway Suki, you caused this, figure out how to take care of this problem. Meeting adjourned, someone grab Drakon." When Jin said someone, he clearly meant Akkimaru and Corrine, who both obeyed and dragged their boss out and probably to her room. The others left as well, leaving Suki, the two cute fuzzy animals and the sack of flour. Suki smiled, and it wasn't exactly a nice smile.

"I know exactly who to send in for this." She pulled out her little lime-green cell phone and selected one of the numbers on her speed dial. After two rings, a cute little voice spoke up.

"Moshi mo. Hoshi here!"

"Hi Hoshi, can you get over here? I have a new job for you."

Sukiki: Dun, dun, duuunnnn! Who got injected with Adam? One hint, it's not Flippy you dummies. REVIEW PLEASE!