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Disclaimer: I do not own Shugo Chara or any of its characters. Nor do I own Alice in Wonderland, the idea, or any of its characters.

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Amu hummed, wandering through and into a strangely colored garden. She could hear tapping every so often and began to wonder. Just where is that sound coming from? she wondered. Hiding behind a tree, she saw Rima playing croquette in the grass. "Of with her head…off with her head…" she said with her small voice as she hit the ball.

"Rima?" Amu asked, popping her head out from behind the tree.

"Ah. Amu." Rima said, looking unsurprised.

"Are you…playing something?" Amu asked, stating the obvious.

"Yes. I was enjoying croquette. Would you care to play a quick game?" Rima asked, looking up at Amu.

"Ah…no…no thanks. Croquette isn't really my thing." Amu said, feeling more awkward than normal. In fact…I didn't know anyone still played croquette…

Kairi scurried from the trees and whispered in Rima's ear.

Rima's eyes widened. "I have to try to take off Amu's head?" she said, looking bewildered.

"Eh?!" Amu gasped.

Rima swung the croquette bat above her head. "Off with her head! Off with her head!" she said with her little voice again.

"Yes, my Queen." Kairi said, getting in a samurai stance.

"Eh?!?!?!" Amu repeated, backing up.

Kairi whipped out a wooden sword and began to swing wildly.

"K-Kairi! Stop it! Please!" Amu said, dodging a swing by bending backwards.

"I'm sorry. I'm loyal to my Queen's orders." Kairi replied, swinging again.

Amu turned and began to run. "Then I'll be going!" she called behind her, waving.

"Ah! But-!" Kairi yelped.

"Its fine." Rima said, waving her hand dismissively. "You never catch up to her anyway." she said, referring to the story.

Kairi gave Rima a funny look. "Just what Alice in Wonderland were you reading as a child…?" he mumbled under his breath.

Amu broke out of the garden and onto a path once more. She paused, leaning down on her knees to catching her breath. She looked up after her breathing evened out a bit and raised her eyebrows. "A fork…Ikuto said go right…right?" she wondered. She shrugged and walked to the right.

After walking for several minutes, Amu could see a house ahead. She stopped in front of the door and looked at the small bottle, labeled, 'Drink me.'

"Somehow that seems very suspicious…" Amu said, picking it up. She uncorked the bottle and drank it. Suddenly the whole world seemed to get bigger. Amu was now 10 inches tall and thin enough to slide under the door of the house. She wiggled under the crack and stood up on the other side.

In a close by room, Amu could hear beautiful singing. Within moments, the clear voice was interrupted by a child crying.

"Would you shut up while I'm singing?!" a demanding voice cried.

Amu peered around the corner.

Utau was glaring at something in a baby cradle with crossed arms.

"Noooo! Yaya doesn't want to hear Utau sing!" Yaya said from inside the cradle.

Utau picked Yaya up awkwardly and then dropped her onto the floor. "You're too heavy to care." She stated, looking away.

Yaya stuck her tongue out. "Utau is weak."

Amu looked down and saw a small cake labeled 'Eat me'.

"Yet again…suspicious." she muttered, eating it.

Suddenly Amu's world got very small. She looked down at Utau and Yaya with wide eyes.

"Waaaah! Big Amu-chi!" Yaya crowed, pointing and jumping.

"Yeah yeah. That's supposed to happen." Utau said, crossing her arms again.

"Why are you guys so calm?! I'm not comfortable with this situation!" Amu whimpered.

"You just need to find the caterpillar." Utau said with a shrug. "With a body that big, it shouldn't be a problem to get anywhere."

"Amu-chi, look for him on a large mushroom." Yaya hinted.

"Don't give away information like that!" Utau scolded.

Amu peered around, over the trees. She spotted a red and white mushroom and began to make her way out of the house, each footstep shaking the ground.

Finally she stopped in front of the mushroom and looked down. "Tsukasa-san?" she asked in surprised.

"Ah…Hinamori Amu-san?" he replied, looking up.

Tsukasa wore a green headband with springs that had green balls attached. Every time he moved, the green springs moved in all directions.

"Y-Yes…Tsukasa-san, I'm much too big!" Amu said, gulping sadly.

"Perhaps Jenny could help you?" Tsukasa asked, inhaling from his hookah, exhaling bubbles.

"Jenny?" Amu asked. "Jenny who?"

"Jenny Craig of course!" Tsukasa said, blowing a ring of bubbles.

"No Tsukasa-san! I mean I'm huge! Not only weight wise but…height too!" Amu cried.

"Oh! So I see Hinamori-san." Tsukasa said, beaming bubble from his mouth again. "Mushrooms on my left will make you smaller, mushrooms on my right will make you bigger." he explained.

Amu frowned and picked one from each side and nibbled the left one. She shrunk to 3 feet tall. She ate a crumb of the right one and shot up 4 inches. She did that until she had reached her normal height and weight once more.

"Thank you, Tsukasa-san!" she said, putting the different mushrooms in her white apron pockets.

"Anytime Hinamori-san." he said, the springy green headband dancing as he exhaled more bubbles.

Amu skipped off, heading down the path once more.