A/N I don't own the characters or any parts of the story you recognise. I don't get any profits, I just write for the love of writing. :D

Well this is another idea that popped into my head when I was my wracking my brains on ideas for a new Georgia story, as the two I'm working on at the moment are nearly finished :(

First couple bits will be from the book- they will be in italics :D

Hope you like this :)

9:30am

On our way to the airport of luuurve dreams. I am sooooo excited. I said to Jas, "I am going to call all the people who have the surname as Masimo as soon as we get to whatsitsname."

Jas said, "Memphis"

"Yes, that."

In the depature lounge

11:00am

I said to Jas, "Hamburger-a-gogo land, here we come! Brace yourselves for a knicker invasion!!!"

Then a vair familiar voice said in a laugh-ish way:

"Ooh no Kittykat, its a pants and knicker invasion!"

Dave the Laugh?

Ohmygiddygodspyjamas!

What is he doing here?

He stood grinning like a fule at me and Jassy Spassy being shocked a gogs times a gazillion.

At least I am a shocked agog with make up and high heels on. Thank you Baby J.

Jas said, "What are you doing here Dave?"

"Bonsior to you to Jas. Well this super sexy and le cool Pantsmeister is here to go to the same clown car convention as Kittykat's vati."

"Why didn't you tell me when i last phoned you?"

"Because all you could talk about was your Italian Girlfriend, anyway I can't think of a better suprise than your Pantsmeister, Kittykat"

"So you are going to be in er..."

Jas said, "Memphis Georgia"

"Yeah that place."

"Well done Gee, yes i am, so while our vati's are brushing their beards and looning up the Hamburgese, we can spend our days together as a threesome. "

"Oo-er!"

"Mind out of the gutter Gee, I've told you before I don't do phone sex so i definietly don't do threesomes"

"What have threesomes got to do with phone sex, le petite ninicoompoop?"

"Everything Kittykat" Boys are le mystery.

Jas said,"But you just said we would be in a threesome Dave, so why would you not do threesomes that doesn't make sense?"

Good Budda, it is hard being the only smart one here.

"Jas I meant i don't do number 10'ing threesomes, I feel it cheapens things." Dave said, with a gorgey porgey and hint of yummy scrumboes grin.

Jazzy Spazzy, the ramblers queen blushed and said, "Oh...yeah i'm going to go see if Libbs is alright"

Ha. As if Libbs would let Jas look after her. She's probably off terrorising some other little toddler, or going on those scanner things that put luggage in the plane. Oh well, one less loon on the place is vair guht if you ask me.

1 second later

I have just realised one very important and scary bananas thing. I am alone with Dave.

Everytime I'm alone with Dave we normally end up doing a certain thing.

3 guesses pallie of the worlds.

And I can tell you now it does not include talking about nature like a certain couple i know.

Not that Dave and me are a couple.

We are not.

And i don't think about Dave that way.

Anyway before you silly chums of the world rudey dudely interrupted me, it's now just me and Dave the Laugh.

Merde.

1 minute later

"I know you are probably having ramblign sessions with your Loon Central brain of yours, but this whole silence fandango bores moi"

Ah merde. I must of been rambling to long.

"Sorry Dave, what was you saying?"

"About us introducing the Hamburgese to Pants and Knickers!"

"Ah yes, we will go down in history for making a most fabby discovery for the Hamburgese. They might even do a parade in our honour. Imagine how fabby my face would be on a baloon!"

"Ah but of course, both of our faces on baloons would be vair guht tourist attractions. What about Spazzy though?"

"Ah while we are educating the Hamburgese, she will be talking the way of the voles with Hunky"

"Hunky?"

Ah merde. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that.

Oh well, Radio Jas has spilled gazillions of my secrets.

"That's what she calls Tom, and he calls her Po"

Dave the Laugh just looked at me for a un momento then burst into a laughing spaz.

He looks so gorgey when he laughs.

Even though he looks a bit like a fool.

1 minute later

Dave is still having his laughing spaz.

Oh poo-osity and merde on top

A laughing spaz on my own is marching up to my mouth.

No! Stay down!

As usual it didn't listen to me.

Fabby. Now I am having a laughign spaz aswell.

The sort where my nose goes adoc.

Marvy.

5 minutes later

Me and Pantsmeister are still having laughing spaz's.

We look like escapeed loons from the Laughing Loons Insistiute

The security guard was looking at us like we were fules, which Dave is and I'm not.

For the love of panties i hope he doesn't arrest us.

Then Mutti would come over, all basooma adjusting and tutting.

That's enough to make anyone sick.

5 minutes later

Finally stopped laughing.

My poor stomachy.

I didn't realise that i was leaning on Dave until just now.

Merde.

As if he read my mind, which i reckon he can, Dave said:

"You just can't get enough of me can you?"

"Psh. More like you can't get enough of me Dave the Flirt"

"Dave the Flirt? That's what your loon of a brain comes up with?"

"Excuse me, don't insult my brain. It will get vair offended and explode."

"Sorry Gee's brain, will this help?" and he lent down and pecked my forehead.

I know it wasnt' a snog, but it still sent tingles down me.

It felt vair groovy gravy.

Dave had the pre snogging look in his eyes.

Merde.

I don't think I would be able to resist if he snogged me.

30 seconds later

For once Jas's spaceship arrived just on time.

She came all flicky fringing over and said:

"What where you two laughing like spazzes about?"

"Oh don't worry your vole filled head, Po" Dave said.

"Gee! You said you wouldn't tell anyone!"

"Sorry Po"

Me and Dave started laughing like loons again, while Jas just stood their in humpty mood while flicking her fringe.

1 minute later

Jas fringed off to suck up to my mutti while me and Dave where still laughing.

Dave said, "She looks like she's going to be in Strop Central with you"

"Yeah, but all it will take is a few midget jems and a new owl for her to forgive me"

"Aah that girl has her head in a badger hole i swear"

"Preety much moi petite fule."

"So I'm your petite fule am i?"

"No, my brain sent the wrong instant message to my lips."

"Aah I think your lips talked on their own Kittykat, and they tell the truth"

"Err no cause that would be like the pope dancing"

Dave just looked at me then said, "Are you mad?"

"No, you are!"

"NO, YOU ARE!"

"NO, YOU are!"

Then this awful thing happened.

Dave lips where on mine.

As much as he is vair tip top on the snoggosity front

This is supposed to be my Oversea Snog Fest with Masimo.

And I have betrayed him already.

Although he doesn't know he is going to be part of an Oversea Snog Fest.

So it's okay.

10 minutes later

Daves stopped snogging me, winked and said:

"Let the Hamburgese Snogging Extravaganza begin!" and moonwalked off to his parents.

Giddygodspyjamas!

His vati is like a clone of mine.

No wonder Dave is such a loon.

1 minute later

I went over to the Elderly Loons i.e. Mutti, Vati, Uncle Eddie and the Loons: Jas and Libbs.

Ew.

Uncle Eddie is doing stripper moves.

Erlack! No-one wants to see Elderly Porn at an airport!

Mutti said, "Georgia, stop galivanting around the airport"

Typico.

Her nunga-nungas can galivant all they want, but i'm not allowed to walk around.

Vair rudey dudey and selfishosity filled of her.

I will have such tragic memories of my childhood when I'm older.

On the plane

Fabby! Finally on the plane.

Hurry up and take meto my Lurrvee God.

1 minute later

Oh fabby! Not. I have to sit between Libbs and Jazz.

Libbs is not happy at having to wear a seatbelt.

She made her opinion clear to the airhostess.

When she hit her with it.

Needless to say the airhostess now hates us.

Baby J, why do you torture me like this?

10 minutes later

I just got comfortable in this vair horrible seat, when someone kicked my back.

Again.

And again.

Now Gee, remember your buddhist teachings.

Calmosity at all times.

1 minute later

Screw Buddist teachings. This little annoying twerp is going to get the pants knocked out of them.

I said while turning round, "Look you fule of a spoon, I am trying to do my beauty regime.."

I stopped half way through when I saw who it was.

Dave the Laugh.

"Hi Kittykat, did you enjoy the ride?"

"No you rudey dudey spoon, that hurt!"

"Aaw diddums, you should be vair happyosity that you got to ride my camel, besides who said a camel's ride would be easy?"

"Oo-er!" I said and started laughing.

Dave's vati just looked at me in admirosity.

"Your just as much if a loon as your vati"

How dare he! That is vair offensive.

"Ooh bad thing to say Vati, Gee will be vair offended"

"Stop calling me vati!"

"But you are my vati!"

"My names not vati"

"It's my special name for you"

I got bored and turned round letting them continue their argument.

1 second later

This is going to be one vair strange and longosity trip!

Well it was vair longer than i expected. Hope you liked it, let me know; review! :)

My fingers typed this on their own, so if it's no good blame them. Also sorry for any grammer and spelling mistakes i have proof read twice but i always seem to miss things :(

Remember in the wise words of Dave: Never eat anything bigger than your head.

Tatty bye! :)