7-25-10 UPDATE: Side Stories have been posted up! :)

Feminine Boys are Deceitful

Chapter 3: Replay Part 3

By Cookee

Disclaimer: We don't own Kingdom Hearts.

xXx

Cloud took in a deep breath as he stood before the gymnasium doors. He calmed himself down and erased all emotion from his face, returning to the Cloud Strife of a young and rebellious stage. He pulled the doors open and took graceful strides into the gym, hardly making a sound with his light footing.

'Must be calm... Must be calm...'

As he rounded the bleachers, he could hear screams and yells, both male and female while sounds of falling objects echoed here and there. Long since retired and being a very worrisome father, Cloud dropped the act and ran straight for the gym crying out Sora's name, only to arrive in the line of fire.

Kairi screamed bloody murder as she avoided flying basketballs, tennis rackets and other various P.E. equipment. "Sora, calm down! You're acting like a brat!"

"You drugged Riku!" Sora cried as a river of tears flowed from his big, watery blue eyes. He stood on one end of the gym throwing anything in sight towards his fiancé, not at all even being able to aim right due to the water in his eyes. "IhateyouIhatechuuuu!"

Cloud changed his expression of one from worry to one of absolute confusion. Here he stood, right in between Sora, his son who was kidnapped, and his kidnapper, a girl who was currently trying to avoid getting her face wacked by some stray ball. It's a good thing he's Sora's dad otherwise he would've gotten hit! Cloud breathed a sigh of relief...

WHACK

"Ooohhhh lookit the pwetty staaarrrsss!" Cloud swayed back and forth as the world spun in all sorts of directions. "Sora, you like stars right? Good throw son! ...That's mah boy!"

"..Eh?" Sora paused in his tantrum only to see his father collapse onto the ground with the imprint of a soccer ball on his face. "Ahhh! Dad! I'm so sorry! Daaaad!" The brunette rushed hurriedly to the fallen Strife, apologizing to no end. "Don't diiieee!"

xXx

"Why do you deny me, Roxas?"

No response.

"You know you like it."

Nothing.

"Wanna be my boyfriend?"

Roxas let out a frustrated groan as he got fed up with Axel's constant inquiring. "I'm not denying you; I just don't like you. For your information, I didn't like it and I will never be your boyfriend. So shut it already!" The blond attempted to kick Axel in the gut, only to miss and swear at his failure.

"Of course not. That's exactly why you returned my kisses ...and why you hugged me closer ...and why your face kept showing erotic expressions," Axel mused as he recalled every face Roxas managed to pull out during their 15 minutes in heaven on the couch. ...Maybe that was a bad idea, Axel contemplated as he felt a sudden discomfort ... Hm, it's not too bad of an idea to want to see those faces again... right?

"Th-That was-"

"Not Marluxia, so it must've been you." Axel grinned, trapping his Roxas like a mouse in a maze. "Admit it. I got you all hot and bothered, didn't I?"

Roxas scoffed, assuming a nonchalant air, "Don't speak nonsense."

Axel let out an amused chuckle, letting Roxas get a few moments of silence. "Hey Roxas..."

The annoyed boss took in a deep breath, trying not to waste too much energy on his redheaded pet peeve. "What?" He asked through gritted teeth.

"Do you remember the first time we met?" Axel asked as he glanced at Roxas with a curious expression.

"At the movie theater?"

The redhead let out another laugh. "I guess you would think that. Ahh... We've met once before. We were only friends for about a week so I can understand why you don't remember." Almost in a disappointed manner, Axel trudged alongside Roxas quietly, no longer asking any questions.

Ahh! At last, a moment to breathe and think! ...Roxas didn't like it. The quieter it was, the more he was wary of his surroundings. The more cautious he was, the more paranoid he got and a paranoid Roxas is not a good Roxas. Not to mention the sorrowful gaze Axel kept sending to the floor made him a bit regretful. With a defeated sigh, Roxas ushered Axel into a conversation to distract his mind.

"When did we meet before?"

A light sparked in Axel's eyes as his head shot up. "We were probably about 3... You cheated me out of 4 boxes of Strawberry Pocky, y'know."

"Oh, it was back in those days," Roxas let a grin appear on his face as a nostalgic air arose around them. "Ahh, good times, good times. Sorry about that. Explains why you're in Twilight High then."

"No, no," Axel waved his hands around and shook his head, "I'm actually grateful. I was going to run away from home, but you stopped me."

Roxas blinked a few times. Hm... It did sound familiar. He took a closer look at Axel and as he did so, a smaller, more innocent face appeared within his masculine structure. "AH! IT'S YOU!" Roxas screamed as his eyes widened. "You're that kid who messed up my scam booth! I lost all my business thanks to you!"

"Err..." Axel coughed as he averted his eyes away from the fuming blond. "Yeah, uh, sorry about that..." He laughed nervously before continuing on. "Anyway... I asked you a question back then. I... kind of want to hear the answer... Roxas, would you-"

Roxas raised his hand to stop Axel mid-question and nodded his head towards their next room, "Save it for later. Let's get through this first. It's the last room."

As the door closed behind them, a chorus of organ music began to play with a familiar tune as the walls began to show a beautiful wedding scene where the bride carefully made her way down the aisle beside her father... Cloud Strife? A disgusted feeling stirred at the pit of Roxas' stomach, a nightmare of old come back to haunt him...

The groom, along with the spectators, had no identifiable face, just a blur of facial features. He stood beside his best man awaiting his beautiful bride in her flowing white dress, a smile evident on his face.

Cloud guided the bride to her place beside the groom and returned to his specified seat, a small tear in his eye. Like a movie on fast forward, the next scene was the you-may-kiss-and-blah, in which Roxas waited anxiously. The bride... The bride...

The groom released his wife's hands and gradually began to lift the veil from her shoulders. The thin, cascading material rose dreadfully slow to reveal white skin... pink lips... a small nose... Then, wonderfully, the veil uncovered her... his face?

A bloodcurdling scream erupted from Roxas' throat as he charged forward, fist raised and power surging throughout his being, whereas Axel was rolling on the ground laughing his guts out. The blond's fist met the wall head on, and a moment later, the wall that had previously displayed Roxas in a wedding dress suddenly blew up into bits and pieces of floating debris in the air.

The other walls in the room, mockingly, wrote on their barren walls, "Congratulations on being a young wife!"

"Wh-What was that all about, Roxas?" Axel asked as he grabbed at his sides, trying to prevent his laughter from escalating further. "You have some kind of phobia of being a wife or something?"

Roxas whipped his head in Axel's direction and hissed vehemently, "When I was young, I was traumatized with this recurring dream. I stopped having them after I went through this labyrinth, so I thought that was the last of it, but apparently not." He stomped his foot on the ground and growled at the ceiling like a stimulated animal.

Axel wiped a tear from his eyes as he patted Roxas' shoulder, "I-I see..." A few giggles escaped Axel's control until he realized a very important fact. "Ah... actually... I think I might be the reason why you had that dream..."

"...What?"

"Well, when I was young, we agreed that you'd be my wife."

"I never agreed to shit."

"Don't swear. Your face is too pretty for that." Axel scolded like a mother hen... or would bear be better? (a/n: pfft... Sora's dream...) "That's what I wanted to ask you earlier. Roxas, will you marry me?"

"..." Roxas confronted Axel and stared up at him, an emotionless mask upon his face. Then, as if redeeming himself, gave Axel the kick that he had so skillfully dodged earlier, this time making a scorchingly painful contact to Axel's aching side. "Let's just get the security online and get out of here."

The pained redhead groaned as he fell to his knees in one fell swoop, a strained chuckle escaping his lips. "S-Sure, Roxas, s-sure..."

xXx

"So now how do we get out of here?" Axel questioned, suddenly getting worried of their bleeding bodies once Roxas finished the deed. "As fun as that was, I'd like to get to the surface soon."

Roxas pointed to a nearby wall, which adorned a tall, metal ladder leading up to a small door at the top of the ceiling, leading to the much nicer world above. "Over there. It'll get us out."

Axel stared at the ladder quietly, wondering why in the world they didn't just take that door. "If that's there, why did we just...?"

"I told you before. The rooms change; the place that door opens to changes as well." Roxas answered, not surprised at all at the question. "Sometimes it'll be in our house, sometimes it'll be somewhere completely different. Once, my dad ended up in someone else's house. They thought he was a cat burglar and reported him to the police. He was stuck in jail for 3 weeks before someone bailed him out... because it was in the next town."

"N-Next town?" Axel choked. "Does this basement even go out that far?"

Roxas shrugged, "Probably not, but that doesn't mean that the door won't open up somewhere unbelievable. We could end up in another country even... I'd like to visit China. Gotta love Chinese food."

"...How about Vegas?" Axel asked with a wink, receiving a smack to the ribs for his humor. "Ok, not Vegas..."

'A job well done boys...'

"See ya Marluxia," The redhead grinned before waving to some invisible form in the room. "Thanks for the, uhm... help with Roxas."

Roxas glowered at Axel, "I'm not thankful... But nice talkin' to you."

A soft chuckle resounded in the room. 'Anytime boys. Next time, we'll play even harder, ne?'

Both boy raced to the stairway, praying to escape the clutches of the perverted old ghost. The bosses made their way up the ladder and much to their relief, they simply ended up at the hill where they had set their match. They looked around, applauding their fellow townspeople for cleaning up nicely, not a single piece of trash on the grassy hill.

Roxas headed home first, desiring a delicious dinner with a lot of meat and rice. ...Maybe some painkillers too for the beating he took.

Twilight High's boss hesitated before asking Roxas with a hint of sadness in his voice, "What are you going to say when people see us together?"

The blond looked over his shoulder lazily, not wanting to bother with unwanted problems. "We came back here to settle the match."

"Let me guess; you won."

"Nah, draw." Roxas waved his hand as if to shoo something away. "I have no energy to boast. Besides, the amount of times we saved each others' lives down there are probably the same." He gave Axel a small smile, a real, genuine Roxas smile. "You're not too bad, Red."

Axel returned with a smirk of his own. "I know, right?" The redhead jogged over to Roxas and leaned against the smaller boy with ease, forcing them to sway unsteadily as they walked. "Think about my proposal would you?"

"...You're not that good."

Axel laughed, but undefeated in his pursuit for Roxas. In public, he may not be able to say the words he really wanted to express, but when they were alone, he would never hold back his affections. Roxas gave him hope; Roxas was his dream; Roxas changed his life, so in return, he'll change his.

The taller boy leaned down to Roxas' level and pressed his head slightly against his rival's, making sure that what he whispered would be heard only by him. "Roxas... I love you."

The streets were bustling with rumors that evening as the pair walked through Twilight Town, arguing and teasing each other like newlyweds. All the way home, the two quarreled; Axel wanted an answer and Roxas just would not give it to him. Gotta give the guy some props though, he made the devil Roxas blush like mad the whole way home.

"I will not marry you, understand?" Roxas breathed under his breath so that his reply was heard by only the mentioned person.

The two neared the front lawn of the Strife residence, and on the horizon, they saw an odd sight. Sora, standing tall and upright walked happily home with a full grown man, his father, thrown over his shoulder, acting like the weight was nothing.

"Sora?" Roxas inquired, giving his brother a puzzled look. "What happened to Dad?"

Sora laughed nervously before replying, "Ah... He got caught in my line of fire."

"Ah." The rival bosses replied in unison. "Makes sense."

"You guys?"

"Basement."

Sora dropped Cloud flat on his head, as the same horror stricken face appeared on Sora's face. He shivered before picking up his father once more. "I can't believe you guys made it out in one day."

Axel chuckled, "We're just that amazing." He glanced at Roxas, who felt a blush creeping onto his face, no doubt recalling the events that weren't dealing with the condition of their lives. "Well you'd better hurry on inside." He insisted, trying to get himself alone with Roxas again. "Riku's inside waiting for you."

The ecstatic brunette threw his father off his shoulder and skipped inside, calling out the name of his love, only to be tackled onto the front lawn by his lover, who acted more like a dog that missed its master for too long, showering kisses on Sora's small face as he did so.

"Ugh... What happened?" Cloud grumbled as he awakened.

Roxas hovered over his father with a stern look. "You have some explaining to do old man."

xXx

"Okay boys, I think it's about time I told you what kind of person your mother really is," Cloud began with an authoritative voice. As he opened his mouth to continue, the door was busted open by the same girls that had kidnapped Sora.

"Give me back my fiancé!" Kairi yelled as she intruded into the Strife home, marching straight for Sora. She took note of the protective hold Riku had on the small boy, but pushed it aside, determined to get her way. With Larxene following in her footsteps, they confronted the Strife boys.

"What happened to that flawless security system?" Axel asked as he turned his attention to Roxas, a bit of irritation in his voice.

"I guess Marluxia thought the girls were pretty." Roxas shrugged. The two pondered about it for a while.

"...I don't see it." Both boys agreed simultaneously.

"Take a seat girls, this includes you too." Cloud ushered the girls onto the couch, a different couch mind you, from Sora and Riku who were cuddled together like peanut butter and jelly. "Alright... your mother..." The older Strife took in a deep breath.

Sora cut in, "Wasn't she a waitress at a diner who majored in art while she was in school?"

Roxas added in, "And wasn't she like a porcelain doll who adored cute things?"

"All true, yes," Cloud nodded, sweat forming at his forehead, "But, when she was in high school, she was just like these girls: wild, untame and overpowering." He could feel the fiery glares of Kairi and Larxene against the side of his skull, but continued on despite them. "These girls come from Hollow Bastion Girls' School, a sister school of Radiant Garden."

"Why does that not sound like a girls' school?" Riku inquired, a skeptical expression strewn across his features.

"Well, Hollow Bastion's area is a lot more beautiful than Radiant Garden's area, so the headmasters switched," Larxene responded, speaking up for the first time in a while. "The schools were originally named Radiant Garden Girls School and Hollow Bastion Boys School, but most of the paperwork was done, so they just switched the genders."

"Exactly." The retired boss continued. "Before your mom left, she promised the next Strife boss to be the husband of the Hollow Bastion boss when the time came. I never thought someone would come for you boys, but I guess I was wrong."

Kairi nodded, confirming the exact information that was passed down through the boss line. "That's precisely right. I'm the current Hollow Bastion boss, so can I marry Sora?"

"But... I'm not the Strife boss..." Sora piped in as a reminder of his "betrayal" to Radiant Garden.

"What?" Larxene and Kairi exclaimed as they stared at Sora, their jaws agape.

All the males turned their heads toward a small, Sora-like blond, who had a beaten up, rugged look to him and still bleeding all over their couch, much like his companion beside him. Just the look that made Kairi's heart go badump-badump. "...What?" He asked in annoyance, really regretting ever making it out of the basement alive.

Larxene's eyes sparkled at the cutie before her. She rushed to Cloud's side, deciding to declare war on her sister, but mostly wanting her new found treasure. "Mr. Strife, please, give your son to me!" She grabbed Cloud's hand with her eyes sparkling like gemstones. "I'll take real good care of him! I'll even take the boss position away from my sister!"

Kairi, shocked that her younger just took the initiative, pushed her aside. "N-No! He was promised to me! He's going to be my boyfriend!"

"Hey, hey! What's wrong with you people?" Axel cried in exasperation at the girls' eagerness. Just when things started to calm down, Axel added in, "...I proposed to him first."

"...What?" All other members, excluding Roxas, in the room screamed in shock.

"R-Roxas!" Sora gasped. "You like him?"

Roxas hid his reddened face with his hand as he was bombarded with uncomfortable questions, personal questions. Okay, Roxas, time to take control of the situation. Don't let them misunderstand...

The determined blond shot up from his seat, killing off all the questions. A deep breath. A slight hesitation. "It's all Marluxia's fault!" ...Fault? For what? Making him fall in love with Axel? Psh... Shit...

"..." No one said a word.

"N-No! What I meant was..." Roxas shook his head, trying to clear his thoughts. He turned to Kairi, "I will not be your boyfriend," to Larxene, "or your husband," to Axel... "or your WIFE!" Roxas stormed off into his room upstairs, refusing to answer any more questions. Gahhhh! Where did his pride go?

Axel glared at his two love rivals, "Back off, he's mine."

"He was promised to me," Kairi spat.

"I want him." Larxene responded with a burning desire.

"I made love to him."

Cloud, Sora and Riku choked on air as the girls stood frozen in their place, unsure of how to respond to that. Axel simply grinned and took his leave out of the Strife residence, swearing to himself that Roxas would be his. He would do anything to get what he wanted, even if that meant playing with the minds of a few girls and deceiving those around him.

'Well, it's not a complete lie...'

xXx

Sora crept outside of his room stealthily, trying not to make a sound on the wooden floors. He took a quick glance at his alarm clock, reading a bright 2:48 in green lights. As he passed the hallway, he noticed a small leakage of bright light coming from the open spaces of the bathroom floor along with the soft pitter-patter of water droplets from the showerhead.

The brunette shook his head, wondering how in the world Roxas could wake up in the middle of the night to take a shower. This was a common habit of his brother's, but it's not like he understood it. As Sora ninja'd past the door, he heard a few incomprehensible noises.

'Is Roxas talking to someone?' Sora pondered as he listened a bit further.

The closer he listened, the more distinct the voices became. They were low, trying to hide themselves in the soft rumbling of running water. One voice was clearly Roxas', but the other voice... He couldn't quite put a finger on it...

"A-Axel..." Roxas' voice groaned, a bit louder than intended, as he could feel Axel's hands roaming about his wet skin. Roxas' back was pressed gently against Axel's chest as the redhead scattered light kisses on his neck and back.

Axel kissed Roxas' soaking wet hair and proceeded to love him. As his kisses neared the blond's neck, Axel pressed their cheeks together, and repeating one last time for the evening, "Roxas, I love you."

The words reverberated within Roxas' head, as a sweet feeling sent static through his nerves, causing a delightful tension between their bodies as he leaned in closer to his lover. He'd heard the phrase a countless many times in the past half hour of their being together, and yet Axel's voice continued to resonate, each syllable clearly enunciated and still filled with his tenderness.

Ah, what he'd do to hear it one more time...

"Stay with me," Roxas breathed huskily, lifting a hand to connect their foreheads, his pale hand getting tangled within Axel's dripping locks, "until morning comes."

The redhead's arms wrapped tighter around the smaller body, pulling their warmth closer together, hot, unstable breaths mingling in the heat of the water as he brushed their lips together in a kiss drenched with flowing water and liquid passion. A smile graced Axel's lips as he gave his reply to his one and only, "Of course."

Sora stood frozen at the door, his ear pressed against the thin door and a blank expression on his face. Even amidst the noise of the shower foreground, the sounds made by the two lovers sounded past the boundaries of the bathroom and into the hallway where he stood, only to get louder as the clock ticked, their passion overflowing past the shower curtains. Sora blinked once to collect his thoughts and pulled away from the door.

Ah... So it was Axel...

xXx

The morning sun shone through the clear, unstained windows and into the Strife kitchen, a beautiful start to yet another adventurous day. Cloud sat with his legs crossed and newspaper in hand as he waited for his breakfast, sipping at his cup of coffee every few paragraphs. It was on mornings like this, when the day awoke in quiet serenity that the Strife household could wait patiently for a delicious breakfast prepared by none other than the infamous Roxas, who was well on his way to becoming a very talented young wife, much to his dismay.

Said boy flipped pancakes with ease, sending each one about a foot off the pan before catching it again skillfully, not a single splat of pancake mix in his work area. Beside him were three previously prepared plates with eggs and bacon already laid on them, needing only a stack of pancakes to complete the meal.

All was well and everything seemed fine, but there was a single brunette within the kitchen who, for the past hour, wore a puzzled expression that neither brother nor father could make sense of. When asked, Sora just continued to stare off into space, sometimes turning red, then turning shocked, then sometimes having no expression at all. A flurry of emotions would pass through the boy's face, putting both Cloud and Roxas on edge, wondering what happened to him in the past night.

"Sora, eat your food." Roxas said softly, hoping not to stir the boy into some psychotic state of mind on accident. Hey, with the way he was acting, who wouldn't be just a little bit cautious?

Roxas kept Sora's face at the corner of his eye, carefully observing the boy as he served Cloud and himself next, taking his seat beside Sora right after. Taking one last glace at Sora, Roxas sighed and daintily picked up his glass of cold milk, pressing it against his lips before intaking several gulps; Cloud mimicked his actions momentarily.

"Hey Roxas," Sora began, finally coming back down to earth, "Does it really feel that good to do it in the shower?"

Both blonds choked on their drink, one cursing out a rainbow as the scalding liquid burned his tongue while the other slammed his glass down and stared at Sora with wide, horrified eyes.

"Wh-What are you saying, Sora?" Roxas sputtered out, the same expression still on his face.

"Well last night, I heard you with someone-"

Roxas cut in before Sora could go on, "I wasn't with anyone. I was by myself!" A light blush formed on Roxas' cheeks as he received curious gazes from his brother and father.

"...So you were by yourself?" Sora asked so innocently it killed him.

"Yes!" Roxas replied immediately, hoping to destroy any connection to Axel. His blush was a light pink now, seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.

Sora inhaled briefly, a skeptical expression on his face, "So you were mastur-"

Oh God, that was infintely worse. "NO! It was Ax-! No! That's not what I meant! I was alone, but I wasn't- I- We- Him- ...urg..." Roxas stammered as he worked diligently to keep himself from running away, but as Sora opened his mouth to say something, Roxas was beginning to feel uncomfortable, not that he wasn't already. Oh, to hell with it! If you can't beat 'em... run. "Well I'm done; I'm off to school now. Bye, Sora! Bye, Dad!"

Roxas hopped from his seat and made a dash for the living room where he had already prepared his things for the day. Grabbing his coat and bag, he hurriedly escaped to the front door, where he crashed into an unsuspecting Riku. Roxas muttered a slightly embarrassed "Sorry" and continued to make his escape as he heard Sora call after him, a humorous tone lacing his voice.

"Roxas! Roxas! Wait! I have to tell you something important!" Sora called as he stopped at the threshold beside Riku, who watched in curiosity.

"What's up with Roxas?" Riku asked, but brutally ignored by both Strife brothers.

"What?" Roxas exclaimed, his voice a pitch higher than usual.

The brunette pointed to his neck, a movement to indicate that Roxas should do the same. As Roxas lifted his hand to the same area, he touched a piece of uncovered skin, no way for his uniform to conceal it, though why Sora was pointing it out was beyond him. "C'mere." Came Sora's gentle order as he waved Roxas back.

Curiosity getting the better of him, Roxas receded to his brother, his hand still in place. "What is it?"

Sora fumbled as he searched for an unknown object within the his uniform pants. He stuck his tongue out childishly as he fished out his mirror, an accomplished expression lighting up his eyes once he managed to hold it up for his brother. "Here, take a look."

Roxas hesitantly lowered his eyes to the mirror that was held out for him, pulling his hand away to observe the patch of skin mentioned. The blush that had disappeared for a short few moments reappeared in full as he spotted a tender area of bright red on his neck, clearly visible if anyone stood next to him. That one little area just screamed, "Property of Axel! Property of Axel!" in an annoying loud siren with the options put on loop to make sure it was loud and clear.

"That... block-headed..." Roxas trailed off, only to let out an aggravated cry. "Axel, that fool! He's dead!"

The fuming boss raced toward Twilight High grounds, not only to pick a fight, but to dig a grave as well. And though it meant the end of him, Axel was on a love-induced high, knowing that his Roxas went to see him first thing in the morning, a fool indeed...

Sora let out a successful giggle as he turned to Riku.

"What's that all about?" Confused silver-haired lover asked his devious beloved, snaking an arm around his waist as he did so.

"Hm..." Sora grinned before raising his arms to hang around Riku's broad shoulders, earning him a small peck to the cheek. "Let's do it in the shower next time, 'kay?"

The streets of Twilight Town are never quiet, a fight always bustling around the corner. There has never been a truce between Radiant Garden and Twilight High, and there never will be. Despite the love between their leaders, there is a balance to maintain and that is to forever keep the schools at war.

Every generation, the amount of pretty boys in Twilight Town increases, but be wary. Feminine boys are deceitful. Let's face it. All the best men in the world are either gay, taken or fictional. These boys just happen to be all three. Sad, ain't it?

xXx

Meanwhile, back in the kitchen, Cloud sat alone with his area in disarray and his face distraught. Surely, he would not be going to heaven. If that's where his wife was, he'd do everything in his power not to end up there. If she was watching this, she'd be cursing him from the afterlife, swearing an infinite death past the deadline of his mortal life. He took in a deep breath, wondering if even his ancestors were rolling in their graves at his failure.

It was fine if it was just Sora, but Roxas too?

Cloud tilted his head back to gaze up at his ceiling, apologizing to the heavens, "Forgive me, my beautiful dead wife and my all-powerful ancestors, but..." He closed his eyes as if he was in pain. "I'm afraid to admit that the great Strife lineage ends with our sons..."

xXx

Cookee: Well I certainly had fun writing this. -smile- I think it deserves more than 7 reviews though, don't you guys think so? -pout- Oh well... thanks for reviewing, you wonderful 7 reviewers! -clap- With this last chapter, it's the end of Feminine Boys, but I'll probably do a collection of side stories called "Memoirs of a Delinquent." In the side stories, it'll have how Axel and Roxas met when they were 3 and other side stories about when our favorite bosses were young. XP

Hm... Now, a look back at the title. I guess I finally cleared up why it's called "Feminine Boy are Deceitful," eh? It's just so hard to find a good guy that isn't one of those 3, y'know? T.T