A/N: I wrote this short one a long time ago and now that is near Halloween I thought I might as well finally post it. Happy Halloween :)

Halloween

"Hey, Ichigo what is he supposed to be?"

"A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."

"A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?" Rukia asked with a confused look on her face.

"They're from a cartoon. They have superpowers."

"Oh. And him?"

"I think that's just a policeman Rukia. A real one."

" And what's she supposed to be?" Rukia said pointing to another person on the street.

Ichigo looked over to where Rukia was pointing and saw a scantily clad woman in a short black dress with a witch's hat on and about five pounds of makeup.

"A witch."

"A witch? That doesn't look like a witch to me."

"Allright, a slutty witch."

"And her?"

"Slutty fairy."

"Her?"

"Slutty cat."

"And you told me Halloween costumes weren't scary!"

A/N: Does anybody else find some of the costumes that girls wear today pretty frightening?