51 things Alice Cullen isn't allowed to do

1 Alice isn't allowed to kidnap Bella without permission.

2 Alice isn't allowed to tell Emmett who wins when he

3 Alice isn't allowed to tell Emmett pink isn't his colour.

4 Alice isn't allowed to bite.

5 Alice isn't allowed to and cant fly (even though Emmett calls her a pixie)

6 Alice isn't allowed to call Jacob a puppy.

7 Alice isn't allowed to play dress up with Bella.

8 Or Edward.

9 Or any Cullen or Hale.

10 Alice isn't allowed to paint everyone's car yellow.

11 Even if yellow is a pretty colour.

12 Alice isn't allowed to buy a karaoke.

13 Or steal one.

14 Or own one in anyway.

15 Alice isn't allowed to ride werewolves as horses

16 Actually Alice isn't allowed to ride werewolves. Period.

17 Alice isn't allowed to sell Emmett's teddy's.

18 Alice isn't allowed to sell Emmett.

19 Alice isn't allowed to pick Bella's wardrobe.

20 Alice isn't allowed to pick ANYONES wardrobe.

21 Alice isn't allowed to tell Edward he had swine flu (it was Spanish influenza)

22 Then tie him to the top of a tree claiming its contagious.

23 Then tell Carlisle she is a better doctor than him because she cured Edwards swine flu.

24 Alice isn't allowed to buy Bella lots of chocolate.

25 Even if she is funny when she is hyper.

26 Alice isn't allowed to start a game of dares.

27 Or persuade Jasper to start one.

28 Or make Jasper make everyone want a game of dares.

29 Alice isn't allowed to take people hostage.

30 Alice isn't allowed to force Jasper to make Bella want to go shopping.

31 Alice isn't allowed to play tig on the flower beds.

32 Or wrestle on them.

33 Alice isn't allowed to modify anyone's clothes.

34 Alice isn't allowed to "borrow" money.

35 Alice isn't allowed to own a credit card.

36 Alice isn't allowed to throw chess boards.

37 Alice isn't allowed to call herself the biggest midget in the world.

38 Alice isn't allowed to have a pony.

39 A werewolf is not counted as a pony but Alice isn't allowed to own one anyway.

40 Alice isn't allowed to wear several outfits at once as she looks like an idiot.

41 Alice isn't allowed to trip people over who are bigger than her.

42 Alice isn't allowed to put Rose's hair extensions on Jasper.

43 Alice isn't allowed to call Jasper, Jazzy.

44 Or Jazzykins.

45 Alice isn't allowed to use puppy eyes (they are not called Jacob eyes).

46 Alice isn't allowed to tell Nomads we meet she is the reincarnation of Tinkerbell.

47 Alice isn't allowed to cheat at cards.

48 Even if the game is called Cheat.

49 Alice isn't allowed to call Molly the lunch lady a retard.

50 Even if she is one.

"I think that is it?" Edward claimed as he double checked the list.

"Permission?!?!?!" Bella screamed in a shrill voice. Edward looked at Emmett fast as he changed the subject.

"You know pink isn't your colour" Edward sighed as Emmett ran off in tears. Jacob grinned at Bella trying not to laugh. Suddenly there was a massive crash. Edward ran to see Alice with a pile of demolished furniture. Alice grimaced.

"They where bigger then me." she perked up "have you seen Jasper I want to play dress up?" I ran back to the list and grabbed the pen.

51 Alice is not allowed to destroy furniture even if it if bigger than her.

Thanks To the indifferent child of earth For the 51 things idea.