Miroku, Miroku, Miroku

Inuyasha sighed and observed the village from atop a small tree. He could spot Shippo and Kirara playing tag with the village children.

Then he looked down and saw Sango sitting in front of Kagome while she braided her hair.

He smiled as Kagome's eyes found him and a blush spread across her face when she realized he had been looking at her.

Sango looked up and smirked, Inuyasha blushed and turned away.

Then he spotted the monk walking over towards Kagome and Sango and Inuyasha shook his head, I got a bad feeling about this.

~*~*~

Miroku smiled and approached the young ladies, "Hello Lady Kagome, and who might you be you stunning sight for sore eyes?"

Kagome smirked as Sango blushed, I told her the braid would look great!

Miroku stood in between Kagome and Sango and then......

~*~*~

Inuyasha felt rage build up inside him as Miroku's wandering hands went down and grazed not only Sango, but Kagome too!

Then he settled down knowing that they would beat the shit out of the monk.

But to his surprise, the girls smiled at him and both clasped his hands, pulling him towards the woods.

Both wore the same expression, too happy and too calm. Inuyasha peered through the bushes and shut his eyes.

SLAP! WHAP! SLAM! CRACK!

He opened his eyes to see the poor bastard trying to crawl away from them. He saw two arms pop out of the bush and grasp his legs.

"NO!!!!!" Inuyasha snickered as he was dragged back into the bushes as the beating continued on.

~*~*~

Miroku sat on the opposite side of the fire from the girls, ten bumps marking his beating on his head, Inuyasha just snickered.

Kagome looked at him then a the lecherous monk, "You know we'll do that to you if you ever try that, I'll get Sango, and Hiraikotsu."

He gulped, then Kagome giggled and fell into his chest, "Everyone here is crazy,"

HE smiled, "You said it."

SLAP!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha shook his head and Kagome sighed, "Miroku, Miroku, Miroku."