A/N: Hi.... Yes this is the last chapter, rather depressing isn't it? Well, it doesn't have to be though...I could totally drag this out into something awesome. Review and tell me if you want that, just sayin if you say yes you will be agreeing to a lot of...weird...stuff, like, they'll turn into whatever they dressed up as.... I'll let you ponder that while you read.
Aww! Look! It's Percy's Point of View!
"Wow, this place is happenin!" The dining pavillion was totally decked out! There were rainbow light all over the ceiling and some Apollo kid was at the turntables. Then there were the regular old sparkly streamers and stuff but they were all over the place so the walls looked like sheets of metal.
"NOO! NO! LET GO OF ME!"
"Come on Grover!"
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!"
I finally spotted Annabeth and she was pulling on something from behind a wall, she looked like she was having trouble with it but then she yanked really hard and Grover came flying out. She dragged him over and I was almost about to fall over when Grover gave me a look that made me shrink about 3 feet and said, "Not. One. Word."
The next thing I did was probably not the smartest thing to do but I couldn't help myself.
"You forgot the lollipop...."
Grover jumped up to strangle me but Annabeth grabbed him with one hand and we started a casual conversation.
"What exactly are you Percy?" Annabeth asked with a kind of confused look on her face.
"I, am a Persanthemum!" She blinked.
"Well you kinda look like a flower to me."
"That's what I am! You know like chrysanthemum, Persanthemum." I know, smartest nickname ever RIGHT?!
"Ohhhh...okay." Thank you oh so very much Annabeth.
"And what may I ask are you?" I asked a tiny bit steamed off.
"Paris Hilton."
"Mmmmmkkcchh!"
"Be quiet flower boy."
"Yes ma'm."
"I am getting some punch." Grover stomped off to the conssesion table.
"Hi guys!" I heard Nico's voice.
"H-NICO?! Wha-what exactly are you?
"I'm a male model!"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You guys are so mean!" He ran off nearly crying.
"Aww, I actually kinda feel bad." Annabeth said tilting her head.
"Oh well, his self esteem was already pretty much completely destroyed, we didn't do much damage." I told her.
"Yeah, my guilt was like that 5 second kinda stuff, it made me feel yucky! Better not expect it too often."
That's when Grover came back with a really angry look on his face,"Okay that is it! Some guy from Ares cabin just HIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!"
"Mmmkkchpph, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
"THIS IS NOT FUNNY!"
"Oh, but it is!" Annabeth barely finished her sentence before falling over laughing again.
Chiron went up the stage the campers had made out of tables and started speaking, "Welcome to the first annual Costume party at Camp Half Blood! Can I hear some noise?!"
Everybody was quiet.
"Yay." said Camper 38
"OH JUST FORGET IT! You ungrateful little lumps! Just go back to whatever it is you people do!" Chrion screamed at us.
This was Camper 59's Response,"Hey! You think we LIKE having no life because we're constantly being chased by monsters?! You know when you have a glass of lemonade and a cookie and you sit in front of the T.V and just watch television? Well we don't! We can't, we just can't cuz some stupid dracanae pops out of the trash can and starts attacking JUST BEFORE YOU TASTE THE COOKIE!!!!"
Then apparantly some random monster showed up outside the force field and started screaming at us too, "Hey! You think it's easy having to chase after you miserable little brats?! You know, I would love it if could just eat mac and cheese on Saturday but NOOOOO, IT DOESN"T AGREE WITH MY SYSTEM!!! SOOO, then I have to get all dressed up and go hunting for stupid demi-gods!
"Hey what are you complaining about?! We're the ones getting eaten!" Camper 49 yelled back.
"Oh, Puh-lease! Give me a break! You ALWAYS GET AWAY! Why can't you just line up on a shelf in Wal-Mart like normal people?!"
"I demand more pineapples!" screamed Camper 29.
"NOOO! MY HAIR'S FALLING OUT!" Camper 39 started running around in circles.
"Everybody into the pool!" Directed Camper 45
"You can't make us!" Rebelled Camper 25.
Anyways, within all the chaos a little Demeter kid came and tapped me on the shoulder.
"Hey Persanthemuuuumm." She had this weird ghosty whispery voice. It was kinda creepy.
"Yeah?"
"You're so pretty." She said.
Another Demeter camper walked up next to her and said,"The prettiest flower I've eeeever seen." She spoke in that weird voice too.
"Ha ha. Very funny guys."
Another Demeter camper came up and said "We're gonna take care of you forever and ever." He had the same kind of voice too.
"Suuuure." Getting kinda weirded out.
"Soooooooo pretty." Wait that's Abigail, I've talked to her before and that is not her regular voice....
"Guys...."
"We love you Persanthemum."
"We loooooooooove you." They're talking in unison now. THEY'RE TALKING IN UNISON NOW!!!
"You can stop the joke now! Ha ha ha...."
"We already have a pot picked out just for you."
"Seriously! Guys my name is Percy! Remember? Percy! Guys! Guys?...."
"Get him."
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" They flipped me over and started dragging me by my feet!
"We're gonna take care of you, don't you worry. Plenty of sunshine, water and multch!"
"HEEEE-" I started to scream but they gagged me with a gardening glove!
Annabeth's Point of View
"La la la la la...." Why are all the Demeter kids skipping away while singing in unison? Well I'm sure it's nothing important.
Then some Ares kid came up to Grover and said,"Hey soooo, if you're free Satuday you know there's that new movie coming out-"
"DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME!" Grover stomped angrily away.
"Wait up!" The Ares kid actually followed him.
"You know I think there's something in the water here." I told Malcolm and he just turned his head slowly towards me with this big creepy smile plastered across his face and he said, "I'M A BANANA!"
"Yeah....
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Third Person Point of View
"Okay, the limited edition shiny thing I've been looking for my whole life on Ebay will be mine in 3 2 1-" Alice stopped counting abruptly because all of a sudden the screen turned bright orange and yellow.
"The Internet is on FIRE!" Alice screamed.
Edward and Emmett both rushed into the room and stared at the computer screen.
"No! I don't want the internet to die!" Edward exclaimed.
"I'll never have the shiny thing!" Alice shouted in despair.
"I know! I'll turn the internet into a vampire!" Emmett exclaimed.
"No Emmett! You might die from the the flames!" Edward shouted.
"I don't care! I love the internet too much!" Then Emmett shoved Edward into the Internet.
Alice and Emmett blinked.
Edward has returned from the internet!
"Did I save the internet?!" Asked Emmett.
"WE WILL DISCUSS THIS LATER!!! And yes, I did.
"Yay!" Rejoiced Alice and Emmett.
A/N: And that's what happened. Why do you think everyone loves the internet?! Please REVIEW!! Much thanks and metaphorical badge of AWESOMENESS to you if you do! :)
-Magical Flyng Pie :D