Inspired by a conversation on msn with one of my friends when I hadn't slept for 48 hours and was fueled by caffeine and lack of sleep. This is for Midnight x Poker because I converted her into a Fran fan, and rozenvampire for being a BelxFran lover and for inspiring me to actually finish this. It's also for my master Voltrix Zee Horo, because he's made of win and owns my soul.

Disclaimer: If I owned KHR we would have seen more than just Bel's drool worthy tummy in episode 138 A LOT more.

Warnings: OOC Fran, BelxFran, hints of XanxusxSqualo, lemon implication (sorry guys, nothing grafic)

Note: Edited on 10 Sept 09.

The Varia watched as their newest addition whizzed passed them for the umpteenth time. Bel's grin was getting wider by the second, Lussuria stood behind the couch watching with his hands cupped against his face thinking 'He's so cute like this!' The green haired teen ran by again

"Wheeeee~!" Squalo twitched.

"Voi! Lussuria, what the fuck did you put in that cake you gave him?!" Lussuria unclasped his hands and looked at Squalo quizzically.

"The same thing I always put in my cakes! Sugar, flour, eggs, milk and a drop of rhum." Squalo twitched again.

"So the kid's a lightweight, and a happy drunk?"

"Ushishishi, I'd say hyper." The blond was finding all this very entertaining, after all that time he had spent trying to squeeze emotion out of his frog, he had just discovered that all he had to do was give him alcohol.

Thump.

Fran had tripped, and was currently giggling as he got up from the floor. He turned around, ran up to Bel and put his hands on either side of the prince who was sat on the couch, grinned, and -

"Sempai! Play with me!" The eyes of every person in the room reached the size of dinner plates, even though two out of the three pairs remained unseen. 'Mind out of the gutter!' was what could be heard in each of their heads. Bel recovered quickly and said

"Ushishishi~ I suppose I could practice throwing my knives with you." Fran blinked, crossed his arms and pouted adorably – in Bel's opinion anyway -

"Not like that sempai! I meant like tag, or dressing up, or twister or something!" Bel had to fight a nosebleed at the 'dressing up' part.

"Ushishishi~ fine, let's go play twister, and maybe we can play dress up while we're at it." the man's grin was now threatening to split his face as Fran agreed excitedly. Bel got up from the couch and dragged his kouhai out of the room and up the stairs. Lussuria blinked and stared at Squalo as moans coming from upstairs could be heard seconds later

"Either Levi has returned from his mission early without telling us and is singing, Xanxus is in the shower thinking of you, or Bel is the luckiest guy on earth."

"Aah! Sempai! Harder!" Squalo twitched again, staring impassively at thin air, before leaving the castle, still twitching slightly and muttering under his breathe about pedo princes, lightweights and twister. Lussuria sighed as he was left by himself in the living room

"Mouu! Bel-chan is so lucky! I wish I had a Fran to play with!" He pouted and went into the kitchen, looked at the cake that was sat innocently on the counter, a small chunk having been cut out, and then looked at the empty bottle of rhum sat next to the bin. "Hmm, maybe I did put a bit much in... Oh well~!"

A.N: WHY IS THE RHUM GONE!? (Couldn't help it lol) I hope I made you smile ^^ reviewers are worshiped, hugged and fed Lussuria's cookies. (They also make me write more lol)

And if anyone would like to request a one-shot/drabble/songfic, I'm open for service ^^ I'll do any fandom (as long I know it) and nearly every malexmale pairing (because I don't think I can write het. to save my life.)
Have a nice day/night ^^