He was in Midgar, not that Midgar Square-Enix, the other Midgar, the one people forget even exist because it was on a game not made by you, fame stealers. The pixilated little sprites all stared at Dhoas, angrily, some had vexed and stupified looks on their faces. Here was this man that just managed to appear from thin air.

Many thought he was an angel sent by the Gods. They ran to him and began touching him and asking him for his blessing. Their actions disgusting Dhoas, as he is ashamed to even be seen around inferior beings such as humans

He begins casting spells and killing the many innocent people who continue to mob him trying to steal a blessing. They are killed by an angry Dhoas who now has to take a long and tedious shower to remove the filthy stench of human from his clownish suite.

"Disgusting filth…Leave me be" said an annoyed Dhoas punching and kicking the mobs of excited people seeking to get a blessing from him. He swipes his hands across his clownish suite to brush off the hair and sweat from the disgusting humans… "You filthy disgusting vermin, gross, nasty, I smell you, its disgusting" groaned Dhaos whose nose was burning from the incense of human smelliness.

He could feel the spell entering his mind again, to which he immediately cast it to free himself from the mob of disgusting humans.

The people were all appalled by what they saw; it appeared to be a man having an orgasm. As he moaned with pleasure at the rush of exhilarating magic flooding his insides. His loins would go berserk from the euphoric feeling, as his mind would become entranced, again.

All the people began to vomit in disgust, many running into their homes to grab their guns because they now believed Dhoas was a demon. And they sought to kill him.

"Kill the freak" shouted a man with others cheering in agreement "Cut his f***** head off."

"Yessss!!!! Its so good…." said Dhoas whose eyes had rolled backwardly with excitement, "I love you, your so good, your so amazing".

Cless, Klarth, Arche, and Mint raced towards Midgar after being brutally punished by a slew of enemy's in the plains, they are really pissed off because they are seriously outnumbered and overpowered in every fight and began cursing the God (the guy playing the game) for being so retarded….

"Why is it that I'm always getting my ass kicked" protested Klarth "Seriously, this is bullshit"

"God damnit, there's no more food in the basket, we just had to throw away my damn life savings on some damn overpriced food bag, might as well rob another damn supermarket, those retards will be to scared to do anything, hehehe, cowards, who the hell leaves kids to fight some retarded freak that dresses like a clown and puts on makeup like a woman " said an irritated Cless

"Didn't you kill that lady and take your money back" cried Mint who was bitterly distraught. "We're banned from Alvanista because of you" said Mint whose bickering, crying, and pouting would never end…

"It was for a good cause!!!!" attacked Cless…"She was charging way to damn much and you know it, it was done to serve justice on her food basket monopoly, she deserved to die!!! Besides Alvanista sucks, and we can go back in time and they'll forget it ever happened."

"Dhoas tried to touch me my crown jewels," howled Chester furiously.

"What the hell are you doing here Chester, I thought I had you in start menu purgatory!" growled Cless "Go back to purgatory, we don't need you, you low leveled bitch"

"It's on, slut" exploded Chester whose ears were blowing off massive amounts of hot air and whose face was transforming into a cherrylike red color. He pulled out his longbow and aimed it at Clesses head.

"I'm going straight for the head bitch" roared Chester

Chester shot his arrow at Cless only to watch it snap in half and bounce off Cless's head. He then pulled out all of his remaining arrows and shot them all similtaneously at Cless. Cless would giggle as they would tickle him all over his body…

"That tickles, hahaha…Like your arrows can pierce my Gold Armor, hahahaha, you suck Chester" said Cless mockingly further getting under Chesters skin.

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr……." Hissed Chester who was grinding his teeth in irritation.

Cless then walked up to Chester and poked him with his pinky and Chester immediately died. "Loser….hehehe" laughed Cless.

"About time someone killed that jerk" said Arche who was delighted to see Chesters death.

"That self righteous prick owes me money, serves him right, bastard" pronounced Klarth…

"You guys are evil" proclaimed Mint.

Klarths eyes grew wide with excitement as they were fixed on Mint's breasts. His mouth waters as he continued to stare at them, oblivious to anyone seeing him.

"Hey Mint, maybe you can use some of that healing magic on me at the inn to make me not evil" said a sycophant flirty Klarth, unknowingly feeling Mint's breasts. "Ohhh…that's nice…ohhh yeah, there so round and porky." He continues to unknowingly feel her breasts until Arche slaps him hard in the face and leaves a red handprint there. "Oh, shit, sorry? My bad…."

"Now you know how it feels to be me" said Arche directly to Mint who then proceeded to cast an explode spell on Klarth, sending him flying on top of the orgasmic Dhoas

"Damn, you, filthy human," shouted Dhoas in annoyance.

"Hey Cless, maybe you and I can get to know each other better" said a flirty Arche with her back towards Cless and Mint "I'm going to be 18 soon so you don't have to feel bad about it"

When she turns around, she sees's Cless and Mint making out, tongue action and everything.

"This could be the last time I get to see you babe" said Cless winsomely to Mint. "I'd like to taste your lips for good memory." After his charming little speech he begins making out with her again, leaving Arche feeling humiliated as she had offered up her affections only to be rejected again. Not this time, she thought.

She thew herself at Mint and began to start rolling about in the ground shaking her aggressively. "You're not stealing this one from me goody tooshoes" barked Arche. She and Mint were rolling on the ground shaking and slapping and tearing at each others close (yay).

Klarth and nearly every horny man in Midgar see's this and immediately run to see the chick fight, cheering and laughing and celebrating the beautiful scene. Cless and Klarth had high fived each other in approval of this awesome moment.

Klarth called dibs on Arche, Cless didn't care because he was going to get a chick anyways. It was a win-win for him. All of them had forgotten about their journey to defeat Dhoas.

Dhaos in the meantime, lost the spell again; he was significantly weakened from the first casting as it took its toll on his body. The magic was sucking the life out of him, but he didn't care, he wanted another ecstasy moment, another bonerific orgasm from it. He would look up as he laboriously crawled on his belly, incapable of using his newly crippled legs…"Magic, Magic, Please, I need…need…magic"

A woman from Midgar held a gun towards his head and began calling him a demon. Dhoas tremulously lowers his head, when the spell suddenly reappears in his mind. He casts it immediately, having another bizarre appalling orgasmic public display from his spell freaking out and disgusting the woman of Midgar. Who all happily begin raining bullets on his wounded body, clearly killing him…..