Yay! Another Absurdistshipping fic! Well this is going to be a like one-shot/drabble/whatever you want to call it. This is going to be a series of little whatever you call its and it will be going through some of my favourite pairings. Review and tell me what you think!

#1- Absurdistshipping (PearlxDia) Song fic You belong with me –Taylor swift, this is semi-au

Disclaimer: I don't owm Pokemon of Taylor Swift

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You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do

"Dia!" I called running down the hall "Dia! Come here! I wanna show you something"

"Pearl! I'm on the phone wait a minute! –Yeah it was just Pearl"

I come into the room to see you on your phone with her. I can here her sobs on the other end you offer me a chair while listening to her complaints and cries. You toss me you Mp3 before sitting down again.

"Look I'm sorry it was joke Platinum! Please stop crying-I know I know it was wrong it won't happen again"

I puffed out my chest and slid down the wall to the floor. Whatever you had said it was probally just fun and a joke- as everything you say is. Platinum was too prissy to get anything you say and tokes it offensivly and then it went over like this everytime. She just takes all the fun from you. She doesn't get your's childish humor, not the way I get it.

I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like
And she'll never know your story like I do

It's Tuesday, Dia! Our night when we hangout as friends and we forget about everything. Especially her. We've done it forever. Even when we were babies, back when our parents scheduled play dates because we were unable to do it ourself. Now even as teens we still continue that tradition. But of course Platinum ruins yet another Tuesday.

I huffed, annoyed and put your earphones and switch to our favourite song and her least favourite. You are way to shy to actually admit that this is your favourite song.

I remember back when we were little, I known you longer than anybody else! I know you better than any else! But now I feel you are starting to put her in front of me. But she will mever know about your bedwetting in the third grade or the time you and I egged prof. Rowan's house when were 14 just because we were bored. She won't ever know that you ran away from home once and I was the only one who could find you and persuade you to come back.

She'll never know the embarrasing and reckless moments of your childhood because those are the things her family won't approve of you.

When we first met her in tenth grade you said you hated her, and then it changed in the eleventh and now in the 12th grade you are dating! Three years she known her and she acts like she knows you your entire life, even though you, your family and me have known you your entire life!

But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time

I sigh and cross my arms and lean against the bleachers as she prances around you in her little cheerleader outfit with the skankiest skirt ever. I scowl and growl as you start dancing around too.

Why is she the captain? In my opinion Yellow or Crystal would do better! I heard she paid the coach… And Ruby's uniform design were way better than those fancy things your father bought!

While she practicing her 'leg kicking' I notice you are behind her talking to Yellow. I watch as she swings her leg back and hits your head. She doesn't notice, but I do. I'm down there and beside you on the ground. Your eyes are squeezed shut and you're clutching your head.

You begin to mumble something incoherant.

"What is he saying!" Platinum says "Does he need me?"

I find myself gagging as she places her hands on your chest and starts prodding at you. I feel a hand reaching out me. And suddenly your mumbling becomes clearer.

"P-P-P"

Platinum grabs your wrist away from me and begins to call to you.

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me

I see your eyes your eyes crack open a little Platinum isn't in your gaze, I am and your hand reaches out to me again. I grab your hand, it is shaking. All the people surrounding us seem to disappear and it's just you and me. I can see the words forming from your lips.

"P-P-P-earlll, arrre yoooo thair?"

I smile to myself.

"I am here Diamond" I say softly.

I see you smile before it quickly snaps to face of pain and your hand slips away.

Suddenly it all snaps back when Plantinum brings you attention to her. I see you flinch from her loud voice I feel your pain as I flinch too. Then a firm hand is on my shoulder. The first aid guy is there. I move out of the way as he checks you.

Strange he didn't ask Platinum to move out of way- must be one of her things that her family owns. After a few minutes the help you up. You wave and smile and people begin to clap. And Platinum leaps at you crying yelling how she is sorry and she thought you'd die.

A sigh and role my eyes. Then you call me over. I smile and just walk over. Why can't you see you belong with me?

Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on the park bench thinkin to myself
Hey isnt this easy?

Finally a time where she isn't taking up your time. We walk through Jublife City laughing our heads off. We don't care what looks we get we are just having our good times together. You are wearing those jeans that you wore when we painted the fence and went ice skating.

Paint splatters them and the have faded spots and holes all over. The good times we had while you were wearing those. Thoses were also the pants your munchlax tried to eat because of the yellow paint.

We got some ice cream and we just sit on the park bench thinking about all the times we've shared. It's just like old times when we spend all our days in Jubilife playing pranks.

I wish we could be like this all the time right know it just feels so easy.

And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I havent seen it in awhile, since she brought you down
You say you find I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a girl like that?

You smiled at me. The smile that makes my heart want to leap out of my chest. The smile that I haven't seen in forever. Is that smile reserved exclusively for me?

Why are you with a girl who doesn't even make you smile?

She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

She may be beautiful and can walk skillfully in heels but she is shallow and concieted. And I may just be a lower-class sneaker-wearing hooligan but I am your other half! I know you best! I am your best friend who wants to be more than best friends, you looking too hard for something that's been beside you the whole time.

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me

I know what you like, I know what you hate, and I know everything about you because I have been by your side forever and you still just keep ignoring me even though we are best friends. I my hsve your attention but sometimes your mind is somewhere else.

Standin by, waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Here I am just waiting for you to find that I'm what you are looking for just open that door.

I am here standing rain just waiting for you. I see you in the window of your house with her sitting on your bed like I do. I was running late and we were going hang out. My phone died and I couldn't reah you so you just called her. And here I stand at you back door in the rain. I was about to knock when I decided what was the point, your attention would be given to her.

I just walked away.

Oh I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're about to cry
I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong. I think I know it's with me.

I remember waking to the sound of you banging om my door. I don't really know what happened but I have enough common sense not to ask. You knew that when the tears were about to spill over I could hold them or catch them if they fall.

I can mend your broken heart. I can brush away those tears. I can make you laugh when you are under the rainy cloud of depression.

I know everything about you.

I have complete trust in you and you have complete trust in me.

You tell me about all your secrets and you know I won't tell anybody. You tell me about your odd dreams and know I won't laugh.

I am where you belong because you belong with me.

Can't you see that I'm the one who understand you?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me

I understand your odd food obsession, even if I may not show it all the time. I understand why you are so odd. Nobody sees you as correctly as I do! I am the on one who understands you!

I've been by your side since day one.

You belong with me.

Standing by or waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that
You belong with me
You belong with me

Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me
You belong with me

You belong with me Diamond.

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Good? Bad? You tell me! I don't know what the second will be and I have been really swamped lately. So ideas for pairings and things are always welcome!

~Sight