THE SONIC

CHRONICLES!

What really happened in Mario/Sonic at the Olympic Games!

By em and katiee

Sonic and Shahra were coming back from the east, all happy and joyful, til they hit Amy.

"And just who's here! My favourite boy!!!" cried Amy feeling very happy.

"Sonic, who is this?" questioned Shahra, feeling a bit uncertain.

(Cough Cough) "Yes, well this is my girl….this is awkward." Concluded Sonic blushing deep blue.

"WHY!?!" screamed Amy, not cheerful anymore. "Sonic…..what happened?!". But Sonic was no longer there. He had run off super-quickly.

"So who are you?" questioned Amy, very suspiciously.

"Well I'm Shahra, Sonics new……..partner." replied Shahra. Just then Amy got a text:

Amy. Ur dumped. Soz.

Sonic.

"Ack!" Amy ran off crying her eyes out.

As Sonic ran around the corner, he came across a rather odd looking Shadow and Blaze. "Hey!" He said, eager to have at least SOMEONE happy with him. "OH! Umm…..hi, Sonic" Said Shadow, seeming incredibly shocked as if he had been awoken from a beautiful dream. "Hello, Sonic." Said Blaze, also looking incredibly shocked. "So how are you dudes?" said Sonic, feeling he may have interrupted something. "Hmmm." Said Shadow and raised a hand. Sonic took it as a sign to go.

Sonic, deciding he needed to get away went by magical flying carpet with Shahra to the East. So that's them for now.

Shadow and Blaze were playing dream table tennis and when they finished, sat on the table for a bit and talked about their relationship.(and kissed quite a bit, but that's not important.)

Vector came into the room, and embarrassed, turned to leave. But just then, he saw Yoshi running up the corridor. Looking into Yoshi's eyes, he knew they were destined to be best friends. He ran up and told Yoshi this and Yoshi went " Fluuu!" which Vector took as a yes. Bowser joined too. Together they became known as Yoshi-&-His-Posse, and ruled the corridors of the Olympic Building in their superkool sunglasses.

After their "talk" Shadow felt that he needed a shower. Now, earlier that day, he had got a foul in long jump, and Cream had done her usual "awww- too bad" thing. "Well, it was just way too bad!" cried Cream, standing in the middle of the boys changing room. (don't ask why she was there, she just was, o.k.?")Anyway, Shadow was there, biting his lip and saying "violence is not good" under his breath over and over again, just like Blaze taught him.

However, there is only so much of that rabbit that a very violent emo hedgehog can take. Shadow tried everything, deep breathing, counting Yoshi eggs, counting flying Yoshi's, yoga…all to no avail. Eventually though, he just snapped. Within a few seconds she was unconscious, and, after looking round to make sure no-one had seen, he sauntered out.

Meanwhile, Amy, still mad at Sonic, decided to go for sabotage. She snuck into his room and got his hair gel. She replaced it with pink hair dye!!!!

Shadows gloves were covered in bunny-ness so he decided to go and borrow some of Sonics. When he went in, he noticed his spikes were drooping. He grabbed Sonics hair gel and rubbed some on. At that moment, Blaze came in.

"Whoa." She said, as Shadows hair was now bright pink! "Um…Shadow…check your hair." She said. His scream could be heard from Antarctica. (Where Sonic was right now by the way.) "I can't be an emo hedgehog and have pink hair!!!" he cried. "Its O.K.", said Blaze, "I have some red hair dye in my room you could use. Come on, I'll dye it for you!"

Yoshi, meanwhile, went into the men's changing room. When he saw Cream on the floor he gave a "Fluuu!" of shock. He stuffed her in a locker and ran out to tell someone.

Shadow, sat on Blaze's bed having his hair done, noticed a troubled looking Yoshi approaching. "What's the matter, Yoshi?" asked Blaze, who quite liked Yoshi's cuteness. "Fluuu!" panicked Yoshi. Blaze and Shadow were sat there puzzling like mad to work out what Yoshi was saying. [Hmmm…]

Meanwhile, Espio (who was Creams boyfriend) opened his locker. Imagine his surprise when he came face to face with his nearly dead girlfriend! "Help!" he screamed running into Blazes room "Creams halfway dead!"Shadow immediately started to whistle and twiddled his thumbs. "Oh, that's terrible!" cried Blaze. "Have you taken her to the hospital?" "Yes, in the few seconds before I legged it to your room, but I don't know if she'll make it" replied Espio.

Little did they know that they were being overheard. Lakitu was outside the door, panicking more with every second. He had always fancied Cream, being co-judge and all. So, he ninja'd over to the magical toilet of Raymaness & zoomed off to the Magical Castle Of Magicalness. He then flew over to the Potions store and got a heal-all potion. He gave it to Cream and she made a miraculous recovery, much to everyone's disappointment.

Shadow was in the archery field, preparing to shoot, when Cream came up and begin to cheer:

I'm back! I'm back!

That's too bad! That's too bad!

Shadow glanced at Blaze who was on the other side of the field. Without a word, they both drew an arrow and topped it with knock out liquid. Silently, they lifted their bows and shot. Cream was on the floor once more. "Dudes! You can't just knock her out like that!"

Espio figured he'd better get Cream out of there, so he got permission from the Evil Overlord of the Olympic Games(we'll speak about him a bit more later.) and made smoke signals to Sonic and they decided to meet in Outer Mongolia. So Sonic and Shahra met up with them, and then they all went by flying carpet to the Gobi desert to have a nice sunny "beach" day. While they were there however, Shahra disappeared in a puff of smoke! In her place there was a note. Sonic picked it up. It said:

Note of genies

Once a genie finds true love, its purpose is fulfilled.

The genie council decides whether they will be turned human or be killed.

This will take a week.

The Genie Council

Sonic was shocked. Cream was too dead to care. (Everyone wanted to kill her in Gobi too.) Espio was helping her.

Amy was still in a sabotage mood. She decided to go out with Mario because he was Sonics rival. "Hi, Mario!" she said with glee at her new plan. "Ah!...'Ola A-Amy!" said Mario, quite unnerved. "So, how are you?" she asked. "F-F-fine!" he said and ran away as fast as he could.

Amy was annoyed. VERY annoyed. Just then, she noticed Peach running towards her. What does she want? Wondered Amy. Peach had seen Amy with Mario, who was HER boyfriend so she wasn't very happy. "What were you doing with Mario!?!" she demanded. "Nothing!" protested Amy. Peach screamed and stomped off to talk to Blaze. Blaze offered words of comfort & hugs to Peach, & soon she began to feel much better.

Meanwhile, Yoshi-&-His-Posse were in the Boys Locker Room. They came across a nervous looking Tails. "Hiya Tails!" said Vector, who was the main speaker in the group.

"Hehehehe…Hi, guys" Replied Tails. "Haaa…chew!" went the locker next to him. "What was that?" asked Vector. "Oh, just these sneezing lockers!" replied Tails. "Oo-kay….." said Vector, clearly confused. "Well, bye!" and he ran away as fast as he could.

"That was a close one" said Tails. "You're telling me" said Daisy jumping out from the locker.

Amy, looking for comfort, went to Blaze. "Blaze! Please help!"She squealed and told Blaze the whole thing. "Well you shouldn't have done that to Peach," replied Blaze. "Bye Shadow! The Pizza Place tonight?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Amy and went for a sabotage of everything Blaze owned as soon as she left the room. She came across Blazes tracksuits and chopped them up into bikinis. Giggling crazily, she exited the room.

Blaze was getting ready for her date. She put on a fresh tracksuit and stepped out the door. "I feel cold" she mumbled under her breath. She looked down and discovered that she wasn't exactly wearing much, as her tracksuit appeared to have become a bikini! "Eeeek! Well, maybe I can borrow some clothes from Peach" She thought. It just so turned out that Peach had a nice purple dress that, repaying Blaze's kindness from earlier, she said Blaze could keep. Remembering Shadow, Blaze sent him a text:

Soz. Ill be a bit late. Wardrobe malfunction.

Luv Blaze.

When Shadow got this, he couldn't help but be confused. Blaze in a wardrobe malfunction? She had like 80 tracksuits! "She must like someone else" he said, and sent a reply:

Ur with Yoshi aren't you! Don't lie!

I can't believe you would do this to me!

Shadow

Blaze got this just as she came up to The Pizza Place."????" She was stumped. She walked up to Shadow, who looked utterly mortified and said "what's this all about?"

"Umm...wrong number…..meant for someone else." Said Shadow. Blaze gave him an odd look but accepted that answer. "Well Oo-kay.…" she said.

Just then, Shadow saw Tails. And another head. Daisy!?! She got up so Shadow went over. "Tails, are you going out with Daisy?" he questioned. "Hehehehe….No, of course not... I'm just…being nice. Well...Got to go, bye!" Just then, Daisy came back and looked around. "Like, where's Tails?" She asked Shadow. He just pointed at the door and she ran out, crying buckets. She came across Tails in the locker room whimpering. "Like, totally-GET OUT OF THAT LOCKER!" she screamed, sadness replaced by anger. "Hey…you like totally smell like a rabbit".

Waluigi was sad. He quite liked Daisy and happened to be in the table next to where Daisy and Tails were. (He would have gone to his closest friend, Wario, but he isn't in this story cos he was WAY too busy with Warioware and dropping some pounds) He had guessed there was something between Tails and Daisy, cos he was kinda clever, already, but he'd always told himself he was crazy. Now he was really down. He decided to end his life by jumping off the nearby cliff. He did his classic sucky run to the edge and jumped ["No no no!"], followed by huge cheers from the rest of the characters.

The Evil Overlord noticed that Amy was being especially evil recently. "I'll take her on as an apprentice" He thought. So he told her, but this instantly made her happy again. After 2 weeks he was so angry he kicked her out and announced over the loudspeaker that the time lapses were being reset to constant work. (The time lapses meant everyone could have at least 5 hours a day free) The characters immediately went to give him gifts to make everything happy & joyful & sunshiney in his world once more. They gave him….

D'Jok SuperKool Hair Dye-Shadow

Extra-large Tracksuit-Blaze

Cap and book on How To Be A Plumber-Mario

Cap and book on How To Be A Famous Plumber's Brother-Luigi

How to speak Yoshi & superkool trainers-Yoshi

The rest of them were too busy e.g. Tails being beaten up, Amy sulking.

The Evil Overlord got a lot happier and set the time lapses back to normal. The characters wondered what got him so mad in the first place. They asked, and he said: "The pink hedgehog….Man, she is annoying!

When they heard this they went over to Amy. "A punishment is in order." Said Shadow and no-one argued with him. She was made to swim round the swimming pool with the Waluigi ghost FOR ETERNITY.

Well. That's the end! Hope you liked it!

Em and Katiee