Enjoy this short… thing.

Summary: "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU

Disclaimer: *insert outrageous dream of attaining the rights to Naruto here* Oh damn, I don't own it.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"No!"

"Yes."

"Ha!"

"What?"

"You said yes! Ha!"

Sasuke blinked in the aftermath as Sakura ran away, laughing evilly. "The hell just happened?" he asked, bewildered.

Kiba grinned. "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book. I can't believe you fell for it!"

"What book? There's a book?" Sasuke demanded with a scowl. "I'd like to read this book, what is the title?"

The brunette boy shook his head. "Never mind. So, what'd you agree to?"

"...I'd rather not say."

"Oh come on, I'll just keep talking until you spill!"

Sasuke grimaced. "I guess Sakura and I are getting married."

"...dude, Naruto's the maid of honor."

I don't think this counts as a drabble… I'm not sure what the heck it is, but I liked it, so ha! Read and review, please.