Well; Crackerfang got all the questions on my profile right so here is her reward.
OURAN HARRY POTTER CROSSOVER!!!
Okay since the pairings are only Fred/Kaoru, George/Hikaru review and tell me who you think should be together. :3
I don't want anyone with Harry. I hate him x3
"Mother!" Tamaki called and Kyoya turned to him, obviously annoyed with being disturbed.
"What, father?" He asked in his normal stoic voice.
"What are we going to do toda---" He was cut off by the twins dumping water on him.
"AHHH DEVILISH TWINS!!" He growled and they laughed whole heartedly at their Senpai.
"Aww, the washed up Prince." They grinned as he glared.
"I actually do have plans for us." He said, smirking evilly, that caught everyone's attention.
"What are we doing Kyoya-senpai?" Haruhi asked as she tilted her head to the side.
"I don't like that smirk!" Tamaki said and ran over to Haruhi and covered her ears. "My precious daughter doesn't have to hear those vile things Kyoya!"
". . ." Kyoya was speechless.
"I knew you had something perverted up your sleeve!" Tamaki cried out and Kyoya blinked.
"No, I was just so overwhelmed at your stupidity I was stunned for a minute." Kyoya blinked and the twins began to laugh hysterically, on the floor.
"What do you have in store, Kyo-chan?" Honey asked with a smile and Kyoya looked over at him.
"We're going to Hogwarts." Everyone was speechless until Haruhi broke it with a laugh. She was now laughing harder than the twins. "What's so funny?"
"You read Harry Potter?!" She cried out hysterically and Kyoya glared slightly.
"I'm being completely serious." He said and Honey smiled.
"So will we get to do magic Kyo-chan?!" He asked excitedly and Kyoya pushed up his glasses with a smirk.
"Indeed."
*~~ + ~~*
"Can you believe it?? MUGGLES!" George gossiped to Fred and the whole Gryffindor common room looked at them wide eyed.
"What about Muggles?" Ron asked and George turned to him.
"They're letting a group of muggles into the school." He said and everyone gasped.
"What?!" Harry cried out and stood. "When!?"
"Today."
*~~ + ~~*
The Main Hall was quieter than ever. Everyone was whispering about the newly arriving muggles. Nobody knew why they were coming exactly. Then, headmaster Dumbledore walked to his owl podium.
"Everyone, simmer down. I know you're rather shocked about today's news. Yes, there ARE muggles coming to the school. However, we're not entirely sure if they ARE muggles. They seem to entrance the hearts of many. They're from Japan, a school called Ouran Academy. They'll only be here for a while until we can figure out what they can actually do. They should be here momentarily." Dumbledore said and McGonagall walked in through the front doors with a smile.
"They're here headmaster." She said and a group walked in behind her.
"How marvelous!" Tamaki shouted out happily as he looked around.
"Wow senpai, you're really excited." The twins said smirking.
"How did I get roped into this?" Haruhi sighed.
"YAY!!" Honey said happily and everyone looked at them either, confused, amused or completely lost.
"Now, when I call you're name, you come up here and I will be placing you into your new common room." McGonagall said and they nodded. "Haruhi Fujioka."
"Of course I'm first. Why wouldn't I be first?" She muttered to herself and walked up and a hat was placed on her head. Since she read most of the books pertaining to Harry Potter she wasn't to scared when the hat started to talk. "Hmm... Let's see here... Yes.. Smart very smart... Better be in.. RAVENCLAW!" She sighed and walked to the cheering table.
"Mitsukuni Haninozuka." Honey shyly walked up to the seat and sat down and looked up as the hat was on his head. His eyes started watering and quickly Mori ran up and stood by Honey and he calmed down.
"Hm... Very Loyal... Best be in... HUFFLEPUFF!!" Honey looked confused and Mori pointed to the table and he continued to stay at Mori's side.
"Hikaru Hitachiin." She called and the twins looked at each other grinning as they walked up and stood on either side of her.
"Ah, but which one of us is Hikaru?" They asked in unison and Fred and George smirked at the twin's behavior.
"I don't care. One of you better sit down." She said blankly and Hikaru and Kaoru laughed. Hikaru sat down and Kaoru sat on his lap and McGonagall rolled her eyes and put the hat on Hikaru's head.
"Very mischievous..." That caused Hikaru to smirk rather widely. "SLYTHERIN!"
"Heh..." Hikaru chuckled and the hat was placed on his brother's lap.
"... Let's see... GRYFFINDOR!" Both of the twins looked at each other horrified.
"WHAT!?" They cried out angrily. "You better be joking!!" They yelled and the hat chuckled.
"Hey! Place him/me in the same house!" The twins said in unison angrily.
"Sorry. You're personalities are different." He said and Kaoru grew very angry and began to think of not so pleasant thoughts as he glared at the hat.
"...Slytherin.." He said and Kaoru smirked.
"Thank you.... Wait... We were just put in the most hated house." Kaoru blinked.
"Thanks Hikaru!" He yelled and the two started to argue.
"Can you please take your argument somewhere else?" McGonagall was glaring at the two and they pouted.
"She's right... We're arguing." Hikaru said and Kaoru looked at Hikaru with "the" look and Haruhi rolled her eyes.
"Oh god. Not here..." She muttered.
"Hikaru." Kaoru said with his eyes welled with his fake tears.
"Kaoru. Let's not fight." Hikaru said and caressed his twins cheek. "It upsets me to know your angry at me. I'm sorry." He tilted Kaoru's chin up and they leaned in closely. "Kaoru."
"Hikaru." Kaoru said tenderly and blushed. They then grinned like morons and got up and linked arms as they walked to the Slytherin table which had a bunch of people chuckling at Snape who was now hitting his head angrily on the table saying something about 'why me?'
"Takashi Morinozuka." She said and Mori walked up to the seat and sat there quietly and the hat was placed on his head.
".... It seems that he doesn't have a personality.." The hat said and Mori blinked with his emotionless face.
"Yeah." He said and the hat stayed quiet.
For about 5 minutes they sat there until finally the hat put him with Honey in Hufflepuff.
"Kyoya Ooto--"
"Slytherin." The hat said without Kyoya even going up there.
"Joy. I'm with dumb and dumber." Kyoya sighed and continued to... Type... While he was walking... Somehow...
"Tamaki Suoh." Tamaki quickly made it up with a grin.
"Wow! It's so great from all the way up here! Mother! Mother!" Tamaki called out and Kyoya looked up.
"What father?" He asked boredly.
"Do I look like a handsome prince from up here?!" He asked and turned like a model.
"Very." The tone was sarcastic but Tamaki didn't catch onto it.
"Don't worry my darling Haruhi! I'll get in the same house as you I swear. Daddy is coming!" He winked with a smile as his blue eyes sparkled in the light. Haruhi was now the one slamming her head on the table.
"Why me?" She whined and Tamaki sat down dramatically and crossed his legs and entwined his fingers and the hat was placed on his head.
"Very interesting person--"
"If you put him in my house, I might have to kill you." Snape said and the hat stayed quiet for a second.
"Gryffindor." The hat said and McGonagall's eye twitched.
"WHAT!? BUT NO ONE I KNOW IS IN THAT HOUSE!" Tamaki cried out and the twins fell off of their seat laughing hysterically.
"You seem to do that a lot." Kyoya said, sitting next to them so glancing down over his shoulder to see them. "It is surprising that you suffer from brain damage." He smirked. "Or perhaps you do."
Tamaki was still whining and the twins stood back up.
"Kaoru! What did you do to make him change his mind!? I want to be with Haruhi!" Tamaki whined and Haruhi shot a glare.
"You tell him, I kill you." She said dangerously and quite a lot of people were laughing at the whole situation.
"No Tono! Sorry! It's a twin thing." Hikaru and Kaoru stuck out their tongues.
"You... You... DEVILISH TWINS!" Tamaki stood up dramatically and gave the hat to McGonagall angrily and stomped over to the Gryffindor table. "MOTHER! YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY!!" Tamaki cried and Kyoya looked up and cleared his throat.
"Not far enough." He said, not loudly, but just loud enough for most of the place to know what he said and they laughed.
Hope you all laughed at one point :3
I love Draco and Snape... To bad they're like... no in this chapter... Well Snape gets two lines so its all good ^_^
Review please!