Robot Pirate Musical Theater Prsents:

The WhiteBeard Pirates in.............. The Neo-Nazi Guild

Ace and Whitebeard in a partial singing toned, cheesy toned conversation. With a tuba playing in the background.

Ace: "Hey Whitebeard!"

WhiteBeard: "Yes Ace!?"

Ace: "We use to have a Swastika on our flag but now it s a cross. What the hell happened!??"

WhiteBeard: "Well you see, apparently because those damn Nazis used the swastika for EVIL PURPOSES, in order to make sure people don't think we are Nazis we had to change it to a more....... 'family friendly' symbol."

Ace: "............ So we got the cross?"

Dead silence

WhiteBeard: "Er..... Well, let s not be harsh about anything, especially someone else s religion."

Silence again as Ace and Whitebeard look into the camera with yes we re talking about you looks.

Ace: "Well I guess there is only one thing we can do now!"

Whitebeard: "Yup! Sing in a mocking manner about how stupid the whole situation is!"

~""~ singing (By the way if you ever heard of the 'This is the way' nursery song, this sounds similar to that, the tuba is still playing and to the tone of the song)

All WhiteBeard Pirates: ~"We are the Neo-Nazi Guild, Nazi Guild, Nazi Guild, We are the Neo-Nazi Guild, just look at our cross bones

It's in the form of a Swastika, Swastika, Swastika; It's in the form of a Swastika, that MUST mean we hate Jews!"~

Ace: "Yeah! We have to be Nazis! There is now other explanation, just look at our devil fruit powers!"

Ace: ~" I can turn into fire, into fire, into fire; I can turn into fire, that MUST mean I burn books!"

Whitebeard: "Guahahahahaha! The lad is 'right' Sengoku said I had the power to destroy the world!"

Whitebeard: ~"I have the power to destroy the world, destroy the world, destroy the world, I have the power to destroy the world, that MUST mean I'm Hitler!"~

Ace: "Yeah! Just look! They BOTH have weird-ass facial hair!"

Whitebeard pirates: "What is Ass Facial Hair!?!?!?"

Ace: "Ahahaha! You guys!"

All Whitebeard Pirates: ~"We are the Neo-Nazi Guild, Nazi Guild, Nazi Guild, We are the Neo-Nazi Guild, just look at our cross bones

It's in the form of a Swastika, Swastika, Swastika; It's in the form of a Swastika, that MUST mean we hate Jews!"~

Whitebeard: "So much for OnePieceIsGod's writing career eh Ace!?!"

Ace: "Yeah! With this little number his street cred is all butt-fucked! Mel Brooks sure would be proud though wouldn't he!?"

Whietbeard: "Ah....... no."

All WhiteBeard Pirates: ~"We changed the symbol in 434, 434, 434; We changed the symbol in 434, cause apparently Buddhism is not okay!
We are the Neo-Nazi Guild, Nazi Guild, Nazi Guild, We are the Neo-Nazi Guild, just look at our cross bones

It's in the form of a Swastika, Swastika, Swastika; It's in the form of a Swastika, THAT. MUST. MEAN. WE. HATE. JEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWSSS!!!!"~

They finish with 'jazz-hands'.

Ace: "See ya next season fuckers! It's gonna be a doozy!"

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Went out with a psychotic bang didn't I?????