A/N: Ohoho, I like my story.
Anyway, does anyone here like Kingdom Heaaaaarts? If yes, GO READ MY STORIES!
And if anyone wants me to write a serious YohAnnaHao love triangle that will be cheesy, corny, with an incredibly hot Hao (and I blame myself for being such a fangirl...his hair is so hot!) and the usual crap that I like, go to my profile and vote...unless you randomly so happen to like Pokemon or Kingdom Hearts. Or The World Ends with You, but that was one story to begin with.
So...ah, I will update next week, perhaps.
"B-But I don't WANT Yoh sleeping with me!" Hao retorted weakly, his voice in a urgent hiss.
Anna simply rolled her eyes. Crossing her arms, she opened the door for Yoh to stumble back in. "Yoh, who do you want to sleep with? Me, or your Onii-chan?"
Yoh blinked for a moment, and thought about sleeping with Anna.
"Anna, I'm scared! 'Dere's something underneath muh bed!"
"Yoh, shut up. There is nothing."
"B-But-!"
Anna rolled over to his side, and gave him a cold glare. "Disturb me again and I'll make sure YOU sleep underneath the bed." With that, she rolled back, facing away from him.
The poor young boy snivelled, and he snuggled up closer to Anna's back, but he was met with a painful smack in the face. With wide, fearful eyes, Asakura Yoh stared up at the ceiling; the cold, unforgiving ceiling.
Life had never looked so scary.
"HAO!" Yoh screamed in horror, as he quickly ran into Hao's arms. The boy snuggled into Hao's chest, causing him to flinch.
It was only when Yoh started snoring that Hao realised that Yoh must've been exhausted from the day. With a small resolute sigh, he cradled his brother closer to him. "So...where do we sleep?"
"Stupid woman."
Hao crawled into his futon (A/N: they call it that, right?!) his one arm balancing Yoh, and his other arm unfolding the bedsheets. "Stupid woman," he repeated again, looking about the room.
Technology. Oh, the horror. Anna sure knew how to piss him off. There was the TV, the air-conditioner (and Anna had specifically mentioned that Hao had to switch on the air-con), a fridge, a computer, the telephone...
Hao would've burned them all, but Yoh would've woken up and started screaming "FIREEEEEE! OOOOO, PRETTAAAAAY!" and Anna would've been notified and she'd murder Hao and bury him in a lousy cemetery.
But it peeved him off so much that he wasn't going to sacrifice his life to...
"I switched it on for you." Anna stated, and she waved the remote control of the air-conditioner, before walking off, shutting the door behind her. Hao gave a soft scowl, and all those information about global warming and stuff came into his head.
CFCs, air-conditioners, hot air, ice melting...
...This cool air...
...no Hao, stop enjoying the technology...! No, no, NO!...damn, why does it have to be so...
...Argh, I'll enjoy it...for now...!
Hao could've sworn he heard Anna chuckle, but he paid no attention to it. He unbuttoned his shirt, tossing it carelessly on the floor. Then, he shifted Yoh to a side, before creeping into the futon himself. With the lights dimmed, he closed his eyes, listening to the whir of the air-conditioner, drifting off to sleep.
"Haaooooo..." Yoh muttered drowsily into his brother's ear, almost ripping out his star earring by simply tugging at his ear, "Haaooooo..."
"Mmm...?" Hao, with his back still turned away from him answered with equal dreariness.
"W-Why is it s-so hot with 'da air-con?"
Hao snickered at that. "Maybe it's because I'm a fire shaman."
"Then...can I take off my clothes?"
"Whatever, kid."
"Yay!"
Yoh struggled out of his shirt, and then beneath the futon he unzipped his pants, peeled off his pants and was about to take off his underwear when Hao turned around to raise an eyebrow. "Keep that on, Yoh..."
"B-But it's hooooot!"
"That's because I'm here. You asked me to sleep with you, and this is what you get," Hao muttered, as he groggily sat up to look at Yoh, with one hand on the edge of his underwear. He smacked his forehead, "Okay, you know what? Put on your clothes; I'm moving to sleep on the floor, away from you so that you'll be cool and comfy."
The brunette stretched for a moment, then he crawled towards the side of the room, next to the wall. He looked at Yoh, who gave him a concerned look, his large eyes looking at him. "What?"
"It's cold again..." Yoh whispered, and he pulled on his pants and shirt, before snuggling into the futon. Yoh looked at Hao expectantly, a small smile creeping on the little boy's face, "I want a goodnight's kiss."
"...What?"
"Kiss muh forehead! Like, like how Otou-san and Oka-san did!" Yoh pointed to his forehead, tapping it for effect. He grinned at Hao, "so can you do that?"
And Hao wondered if he should've killed Mikihisa-san and Keiko after she gave birth. Or maybe told them off when they started this whole kissing practice. Life would've been much simpler.
"No."
"B-B-Buuuuuuuuuut...!" Yoh snivelled and pouted at Hao, but the fire shaman didn't budge. Then, the child was about to wail, when Hao widened his eyes and shut him up.
"Okay! Go to bed first," Hao muttered softly, a sigh escaping from his lips.
"Yay!" Yoh happily crawled back into the futon, and he gave Hao his wide, expectant grin. The teen frowned, before he too, crawled over to Yoh.
"Goodnight... otouto," Hao whispered softly, and Yoh smiled gratefully as he planted a small kiss on the boy's forehead. Then, Hao himself smiled, before crawling back to his sleeping place.
"Wake up, Asakuras."
Hao heard that sickening feminine voice belonging to the blonde, and he was about to get up when he suddenly realised that there was a certain something on his chest.
"Yoh...?"
Yoh, who had snuggled up on Hao's chest like a little kitten on a huge couch, yawned softly. He looked up, into the wide eyes of his onii-chan. "Oh...onii-chan."
"Why are you on my chest?"
"I-I was scared..." he sniffed, as he sat up, sitting on Hao's exposed stomach, "and I had this nightmare..."
He rubbed his eyes wearily, and Hao sighed. "Okay...so what was it about?"
"This yellow square had this evil smile...and he used da fishang' net to catch me! He thought I wuz a jellayfish!" (A/N: Hehe!) Yoh flailed his arms wildly to express himself better.
"...Oh."
"Scary, huh?!" Yoh yelled.
"...No. Not really." Hao muttered, as he shoved Yoh off. The boy sat back up.
"Get out of the room; Anna will kill you if you don't get up on time."
Yoh's eyes widened as he screamed, "ANNAAAAAAAA!"
Hao rolled his eyes. He picked up his maroon dress shirt and put it on, as Yoh screamed hiss way out of the room. Then, he followed suit, into the living area, where Horo Horo, Ren, Chocolove and Anna were.
"Ohayou!" Yoh yelled, waving as he scrambled into the room, narrowly avoiding Hao's legs. The young boy looked at Anna, and then at his friends. "Where's my breakfast?"
The fire shaman shook his head slowly, and when the other three shamans noticed his presence, Horo Horo started to laugh hysterically, "Which guy wears a shirt like THAT?!"
"A 1015-year-old young teenager who would've killed you for insulting his shirt only if his otouto wasn't a 9-year-old kid..." Hao trailed off, and he examined Yoh for a moment, before smiling, "yep, he's nine, alright. Just six more years to grow in...6 days, and I'll be free to do random stuff."
Chocolove was about to say something when Ren and Anna glared at him. "Don't say it."
Hao grimaced, as he finished reading Chocolove's thoughts, "That wasn't very funny."
"You're 1015; old people can't laugh at MY jokes!"
"So, madam, you're saying that this Asakura Hao person burned Chocolove alive to that extent without any gas or any flammable substance nearby?"
"...Yes." Anna replied.
"Where is this guy?"
"Here..." Hao walked out of the house, as he stood next to Anna, with Yoh clutching his hand tightly, "so do you need me to like, answer stuff?" He looked at Yoh, and then gave the officers a smile.
"But just so you know, I'm a nice guy who helps this lady here to do chores, look after this kid, and I have no criminal record and absolutely no motive for burning Chocolove...aside from a joke he wanted to share, but he didn't even say the joke before the accident happened." He looked at Anna, who simply looked away, and he continued, "and I'm such a nice person, I volunteered to do this even though I'm not being paid!"
Hao, Anna and Yoh strolled back into the house, with Yoh sitting on Hao's shoulders, giggling about how tasty the clouds were (not that Hao knew of any clouds nearby) The blonde girl scoffed, "Chocolove was getting on my nerves anyway."
"Pfth, doesn't he always?" Hao lamented, as they walked back into the living room.
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