Title:What the FanFiction?
Fandom:Total Drama Island
Character:Heather

"Why the hell am I doing this?"

"Oh okay, I see how it goes."

"Every time that someone writes a romance, or an adventure, or anything-"

"You typecast me as the bad guy, and have me get screwed over in the end."

"Well, it doesn't matter. I'm still prettier than all of you."

"Oh how cute."

"I either get cast out into hatred from everyone-"

"Beaten up-"

"Or..."

"Holy shit you killed me?!"

"I mean I know I did some bad things on the show but come on!"

"Really? You murdered me?!"

"I know I called Beth ugly but sue me, it's true!"

"Whatever, I'm checking the romance section..."

"Heather/Duncan, Heather/DJ, Heather/... Noah?!"

"Gross..."

"Wait-wait-what-"

"Heather/Gwen."

"Really."

"Fuck you."

*throws computer*