As to my recent notice on IM

I am taking request short stories and one shots

This is a HikaKao Oneshot request for Chaos Ride

Even if you have not read my story Instant Messaging do note that I offer request fics anyway as noted on my profile

Several just haven't noticed obviously

Anyway enjoy peoples after a short disclaimer/claimer thingie

Disclaimer:I do not own OHSHC

Claimer:I own the poem in bold

There now read, enjoy, and review

NO FLAMES PEOPLE!

Things We Know That No One Does

I wake up slowly

Then I roll over and blink three times

Thats when you wake up

We go downstairs

For breakfast

We have the same exact cereal

Lord only knows

If we'll have different cereals

I eat with a spoon

You however

Drink it like the bowl is a cup

We are almost the same

But we are definitely different

Kaoru awoke slowly, rolled over and blinked three times.

When he finished

His brother Hikaru was awake

Together they got up and got dressed

Today was Sunday-no school

Yet they still wore the same outfit

Hikaru was just more clumsy getting dressed

And in the end Kaoru had to help

They went downstairs and poured the same cereal as each other for breakfast

Kaoru ate slowly

But Hikaru drank the cereal like the bowl was a cup

"Be careful Hikaru-you could choke," said Kaoru

"Yeah and you Kaoru could be late for school!" exclaimed Hikaru

Both brothers laughed happily

They knew there was no school

Just sharing a joke

I walk carefully

But you pay no attention

Though you walk the same pace

You still trip and fall

And scrape your arm

You whine

I take your arm

Kiss the scrape

And put a bandage on it

Then I help you up

They decided to go to the park

On the walk Kaoru payed close attention to where he was going and walked carefully

Hikaru payed no mind to the the way he was going

And slipped on a banana peel

Falling and scraping his arm

"Ow! That hurt! Stupid banana peel!" cried Hikaru

Kaoru knelt down and checked the scrape

He kissed it and but a bandage on it

Afterwards he helped his blushing brother up.

After we make it home

I fix lunch

Two sandwiches for each of us

I cut mine into two triangles

You just leave them whole and bite them

And then you choke

Leaving me to whack you in the back once below the shoulder blades.

Kaoru placed two ham sandwiches in front of his brother and grabbed two for himself

He cut his into two triangles while his brother munched on his-without slowing down.

Then Hikaru started choking

Kaoru set down his sandwich half and stood behind his brother

WHACK!

Kaoru whacked his brother's straight below the shoulder blades

Not hard enough to break any bones

A piece of sandwich went flying

"Thanks Kaoru,"

"No problem Hikaru-just eat slower next time,"

They laughed together like Hyenas would

We are the same

But no matter how much similar we are

We truly are

Quite different

Its just part of the

Things We Know That No One Does