I come out with lollipops. "THANK YOU ALL FOR REVIEWING! LOLLIPOPS FOR ALL!" I throw the lollipops.

Mina01Moon looks at me strangely. "Uhhhh, right. Well we were chatting over Gmail when we had the idea of a little somethin' somethin' and we're gonna' make it happen! ^^"

I smile happily. "We do not own Monster Buster club, any fanfiction stories on here besides the ones by me or her, we don't own any quotes from the penguins of Madagascar, 'Sugar Baby,' or 'Don't Trust me' by 3OH!3 Thank you."

(At the clubhouse)

"SAM! DON'T DO IT!"

"SUPER SAM…AWAAAAAYYYYY!" Sam jumped off the roof, only to be caught by Chris. "I thought you were doctor evil?" Cathy asked him. "Well I'm Dr. Evil towards Austin Powers and Dora. Not my girlfriend." Cathy's eye twitched. "WH-What?!" Sam wrapped her arms around Chris's neck. "Oh honey you're my Super Man." "And you're my super Sam." Cathy cringed as the two started to make out. "Aw, gross! GET A ROOM!" The two continued to make out. "Aw, forget this. I'm going back to reading fanfiction." The blond stepped foot back into the clubhouse, making her way for the computer. Danny woke up as Cathy sat in the chair. He stepped behind her. "What are you reading?" "Obviously by 'Aquana12'…OH! Sam's singing! I LOVE THIS SONG! ^^" She cheered as she continued reading. Danny shrugged and read over her shoulder. "OH! You're feisty tonight!" Came Chris's voice from behind the MBC door. Danny's eyes widened as he turned to Cathy, about to say something. "DON'T…EVEN…ASK!" Cathy hissed as she turned back to the computer.

(A few minutes later)

"I like that song! ^^" Cathy said happily.

"Now I kind of want to sing…" Danny said slowly. "Well, go ahead. I want to see what song it is you sing."

Danny smiled as a stage randomly popped up out of the ground. "Uhhhh, why is there a stage in here? This is supposed to be the MBC club house. You see the walls, and the windows, that is not supposed to happen!" Cathy said, gasping. All of us authors were on the stage. "We've been ratted out again boys. Cute and cuddly! Cute and cuddly!" "Where do you guys COME from?! How many times can you get ratted out ANYWAY?!" I turned to her. "You didn't see ANYTHING!" I said enticingly. All of us walk off the stage as Mina01Moon comes on. She coughed three times. "Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing… oh screw it. Here's Danny." She said as she walked off the stage. Danny walked onto the stage, his back turned towards her. Cathy began to twitch as the song started.

Black dress with the tights underneath,
I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth,
And she's an actress (actress),
But she ain't got no need.
She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.
T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth,
T-tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Cathy screamed.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Don't trust a ho,
Don't trust me

"Must...find... A DOOR!" Cathy was crawling on the ground. She got up and ran towards the door but it wasn't there. "What? How could a door disappear?" She asked.

X's on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands.
And your set list (set list),
You stole off the stage,
Had red and purple lipstick all over the page.
B-b-b-bruises cover your arms,
shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm.
And the best is (best is),
No one knows who you are,
Just another girl alone at the bar.

Cathy ran to the window. Opening it, she tried to climb through but got stuck. "AH! HELP ME!!!!! I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!" Cathy screamed. I turned to her. "No, you're just stuck in the window." "WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE COME FROM?!" Mina01Moon popped up. "You didn't see anything!" Me and her both disappeared. Cathy gasped as her jaw dropped but she gave up and slipped her hand under her chin.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Don't trust a ho,
Don't trust me

Cathy grimaced. Here comes the Helen Keller part.

Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

"Are my hips INSIDE or OUTSIDE the clubhouse?" She asked herself. She started to struggle again.

Woah, woah, woah...

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Don't trust a ho,
Don't trust me

"YES! THE SONG'S OVER!" She turned her head towards the window. "Danny? Didn't you sing terribly?" His eyes widened. "You didn't hear ANYTHING!"Me and Min01Moon popped up beside him and grabbed his arms. We teleported him away. "How do they...DO that?!" She asked herself. "Well, all I need to do now is get my BUTT out of this window!"

(A few minutes later)

Cathy was walking around happily. She had gotten herself out of the window. "Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy jo-" Cathy's eyes widened. She had walked in on Sam and Chris making out. Her jaw dropped as Chris threw Sam onto the couch. "We're gonna make this a SUPER night!" Chris said smiling. Cathy continued to smile as she slowly closed the door like she was never there. The blond leaned against the door. "Somehow, I think that's gonna give me nightmares…AND WHY ON THE COUCH?!" She asked herself. "Weird…now I wanna sing."

(A little later underground)

I pushed the stage back into the room. "Aw…she's not paying me enough for this. ICHIGO! GET THE EFFECTS READY!" Mina01Moon quickly set up the effects. "MARIA! GIVE CATHY THE FIERY PANTS!"

"DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO FLING MY UNDERPANTS?!"

"NO!"

"WHAT WAS THAT?!"

"I SAID NO!"

"NO TO WHAT?!"

"I DIDN'T SAY FLING YOUR UNDERPANTS I SAID TO GIVE CATHY THE FIERY PANTS!"

Ichigo looked at the girl that said fiery pants. "Where'd you get fiery pants?" a few moments later, they all turned to Danny. "What?" Next, a pair of female underpants came flying above everybody's heads. "AHHH! FLYING UNDERPANTS!" Ichigo said, starting to panic. "MARIA'S STREAKING!" "Oh well! GET DANNY'S PANTS!" I yell. Every authoress and author chased after Danny.

He took off running…

(A few minutes later)

Danny pressed a fist to his bare chest. "I AM CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!" The girls had caught his pants but the guys got angry because Danny had said something insulting at the girls so they took his shirt too. "I thought you were Einstein." "CHANGE OF PLANS!!!" Danny yelled. "WHOO HOO!" Maria ran across the screen without any pants on. It was blurred yes it was, thankfully. Except our eyes weren't blurred. Everybody's eyes widened at her as they watched the girl run around half clothed. "Well…that's…wonderful." One authoress stated. Ichigo quickly tied Danny up. "Mint, call the guards." "We don't HAVE any guards, remember?" "Oh yeah…we're underground…" Ichigo said thoughtfully. "Who's controlling the computer?"

"The computer got eaten in the last episode, remember?" I asked.

"Then how are you writing?"

"I don't know! Don't ask me!"

"Well YOU'RE controlling the story!"

Cathy was the one writing on the computer.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now I can make everything back to normal!"

Me and Mina01Moon pop up on both sides of her. Cathy looked at the two of us, back and forth.

"Aw… (F bomb)"

"HEY! WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP THE RATING LOW!"

"WELL SAM AND CHRIS ARE PROBABLY GETTING IT ON IN THE CLUBHOUSE!"

"WHAT?! THEY DID THAT WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION!"

Me and Mina01Moon looked at each other after I said that.

"Maybe there IS something going on?" I stated.

"You think they're having a little…after school tutoring session?" She asked.

"Let's…let…them…be…for…now…" I hissed slowly.

"OH NO! OH NO!" Cathy grabbed Danny. "I HAVE A" Cathy looked at him then looked back at us. "PERSON! AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!"

"HEY! I HAVE AN OBJECTION TO THIS!" Danny screeched.

"SHUT UP WEAPON!" Cathy hissed at him.

"CAN I AT LEAST HAVE MY FIERY PANTS BACK?!"

"Wait…did you just say…?" Cathy looked backwards. "You're pants-less."

"They stole them from me."

Cathy looked at us. "Guys…that's just wrong. You stole his pants…"

"We were gonna' throw them at you." Mina01Moon said.

"ICHIGO! SHUT UP!" I hissed.

"YOU WERE GONNA' THROW EM' AT ME?!" Cathy hollered.

"They're just pants." I said slowly.

"HIS pants!" Cathy argued.

"Can you please stop tilting me like I'm a ray gun?"

"Weapon…zip it."

"Well I have an objection."

"Well it's not my fault you were singing a totally wrong song."

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!"

"WHAT YOU'RE WEARING DOES!"

"I'm not wearing anything!"

"I thought it was just your pants."

"No…the guys traveling with the authoresses got angry at me and they took my shirt too."

"Well at least you're not fully unclothed and just keep it at that."

Ichigo was in the BG with the almighty computer.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

She turned to me.

"Getting revenge on Cathy."

"Uh oh…"

"What uh oh?" Cathy asked.

"That's not good for you Cathy…" I answered.

Ichigo typed in 'Cathy suddenly starts to wear the nurse outfit from the 'Please Don't Leave Me' video by 'P!NK.' Cathy gasped and looked down at her clothing. I pushed Ichigo out of the chair. "MY TURN!" I typed in 'Danny's underwear flies across the air.'

"Why do I feel a breeze back there?" Danny looked behind him. "MY UNDERWEAR'S GONE!" "OH BOO HOO FOR YOU I'M SHOWING MORE SKIN THEN I USUALLY DO!" The blond dropped the boy. "OW!" "You were a bad weapon anyway. You didn't protect me."

"You were holding me like a ray gun!"

"YOU WERE A BAAAAAAAAAAD RAY GUN! YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! ALL YOU DO IS SHOVE THEM OFF WITH YOUR BIG GIANT HEAD! LET'S JUST GIVE YOU GOGGLES AND NAME YOU 'TAI!'"

"Hey, weren't you going to sing something Cathy?"

"NOT IN THIS!" She yelled at me. Ichigo nudged me out of the chair and typed in 'Cathy suddenly poofed on the stage and the song 'Sugar Baby' came on.'

"Here come the lyrics…" She said. Cathy gulped. "You're not gonna make me dance too, are you?" "Oh, you'll see."

Cathy: Alright
Test-test-test
Hello?
Are we ready to go here?
*Clears throat* May I have your attention please?

Crowd: What?

Cathy: May I have your attention please?

Crowd: Yeah!

Cathy: Will the real Sugar baby please speak up?
We're gonna have a problem here!

All of the authoresses that knew the song started to dance around a little.

Y'all act like you've never heard a little white girl before
Jaws all on the floor
Acting like you can buy me in a sugar store
*Cha-ching*
Cruising the halls
You must be looking for more
Cos I'm bigger than that
And I won't be stuck on the floor
Haha-haha-haha

Every girl stopped dancing.

Guy Author: What you laughing at?

Sugar: Your'all talking like, oh wait, no way! You're kidding!
She didn't just sound like I think she did did she?

Guy Author: Yeah yeah yeah!

Cathy: Hey-Hey-Hey where's sugar?

Guy Author: Where you at?

Cathy: I'm right here! Sleeping in Moca's pocket!
Te-he
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!

CHORUS

I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
So all you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up!
Cos sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
So all you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up!
Woah!

Cathy: Look at her, walking around with her own crew,
Mad Dog and Billy and Moca too!
She's so damn short though!
WHAT? Yeah!

Guy Author#2: That's my girl yo!

Cathy: And there's a million of us just like me,
Fuss like me, just don't give a fu--
OH! I would never say that!

Me and Mina01Moon were the only girls dancing along to it. All the other authoresses looked at us like we were crazy.

Guy Author: Sugar!

Cathy: Dress like me, walk like me, have hair like me
And might just be the next best thing, but not quite me!

CHORUS

I'm sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
So all you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up!
Cos sugar baby, the REAL sugar baby
So all you other sugar babies are just imitating
So wont the real sugar baby please jump up,
please jump up, please jump up!
Woah!

Cathy: Oh and could the rest of you please lie down
'cos I can't see anything *thanks!*
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar sugar-baby, sugar-baby!

Everybody started to clap extremely slowly as Cathy walked off the stage.

Maria ran across the screen again.

Everybody watched Maria with our eyes wide.

"What? Is it a blurred screen?"

I turned to Ichigo.

"To the viewers, yes. To us, no."

"Is that bad for our eyes?"

"Yes."

"WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!"

Danny ran across the screen.

Everybody turned to Mina01Moon.

"Yes. I hid them. What about it?"

Will Sam and Chris still be making out when we get back?

Will Danny get his clothes back?

Will the two girls stop fighting over the string cheese that Mina01Moon ate?

The two girls that ate the computer turned towards Ichigo. "Uh…ohh…" She hissed slightly.

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON 'MBC VS FANFICTION!'

"MINTO-CHAN! HELLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!" Ichigo yelled, running away from the fellow authoresses.

"Goodbye."I say slowly.

Maria ran across the screen one more time.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, that's all for today guys! ^^ I hope you enjoyed it! Thanks for reading! R&R! And one again, we do not own Monster Buster club, any fanfiction stories on here besides the ones by me or her, we don't own any quotes from the penguins of Madagascar, 'Sugar Baby,' or 'Don't Trust me' by 3OH!3 Thank you.