A/N: Heyy everyone!! This is my first Harry Potter Twilght crossover. I thought of it a while ago, and finally got around to writing it. Also, thanks so much to my beta Suki-Itami! She is great and has some really good ideas. You guys should totally check out her stories thet are awesome!

XOXO

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Harry: This chat room idea was a really good idea, Hermione.

Hermione: Thanks Harry, but Ron helped.

Ron: Oh, come on Hermione, it was all you.

Hermione: No, it wasn't. It was your idea.

Ron: No, it was your idea.

Hermione: Nu-uh.

Ron: Uh-huh

Ginny: Guys! Come on! Does it really matter?

Harry: Thank you Gin.

Emmett: Who are you people?! And why are you in OUR chat room?!

Jasper: Yeah, who are you guys?

Harry: Oh, you've probably heard of me. I'm The Chosen One!

Hermione: Harry, would you shut up! It doesn't matter if you're "The Chosen One"!

Bella: Chosen to do what?

Ron: Only to defeat the Darkest wizard of all time, Voldemort!

Edward: Sorry, who?

Jasper: Wait, wizards? They aren't real. And that's saying something.

Rosalie: You're telling me.

Edward: Back to my question, who in the world is Voldomort?

Ron: Wow! These are some stupid wizards!

Emmett: We're not wizards we're vamp-

Alice: Vampanian people.

Hermione: Vampania isn't even a place!

Ron: Yeah, and she would know.

Harry: Wait a second! You guys aren't wizards?!?! You mean you're muggles?

Emmett: No, like I was trying to say before, we're vampires!

Alice: Emmett!! There goes our secret we're going to have to leave again!! Ugh!

Ron: Did you say vampires?!?! I HATE vampires!! They're eeeeeeevil!!

Hermione: Ron, they're not evil, they just have bad habits.

Edward: Thank you very much!

Ginny: No, you're pretty much evil.

Bella: That is SO not true!

Emmett: We know some werewolves too! Are they "eeeeeeevil"?

Jasper: Great Emmett! Now the werewolves have to move too!

Harry: Actually, we like werewolves! One of the best men I knew was a werewolf. And my godson is part werewolf.

Ron: Harry, why are we telling this to a bunch of vampires?

Alice: Cause we're awesome!!

Rosalie: What she said!

Ginny: I'm sure you are…

Emmett: We are!

Ron: I gotta go; Fred needs me over at the shop.

Hermione: Bye Wonnie-Kins! Come by my place later!

Ron: I told you to never call me that in public! Bye Harry.

*Ron has signed out*

Harry: Wonnie-Kins? He's gonna get crap for that one later…

Ginny: I've got some ideas!

Harry: I can help you with those.

Ginny: Come on, let's go!

*Harry has signed out*

*Ginny has signed out*

Emmett: This chat room is boring! Peace!

*Emmett has signed out*

Rosalie: Wait! I'm coming baby!

*Rosalie has signed out*

Hermione: Yeah well…I'm kinda afraid of being in a chat room with a bunch of vampires…

Alice: I thought we just had bad habits?

Hermione: Yeah but…those habits scare me so…bye!

*Hermione has signed out*

Jasper: We are not welcome in a society like this…

Alice: You're tellin me, baby.

Jasper: Wanna go do something about it?

Alice: Yeah, let's go!

*Jasper has signed out*

*Alice has signed out*

Bella: Wait for me guys! I wanna change the society too!

*Bella has signed out*

Edward: Fine guys! I see how it is!

*Edward has signed out*

A/N: SO question time!!

1. Good? Bad? Dumb? Hilarious? Awesome? How's it?

2. Have you read my other stories? if u havent u totally should! :)

3. What characters woud you like to see in this that aren't?

4. Do u have anything to eat cuz I am STARVING!!

XOXO

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