Disclaimer: Don t own Naruto...
Author's Note: Hello. Well, lets see. I just updated some of my stories recently so I decided to make this while I was waiting to update again. I haven't been getting reviews on some of the stories lately like 'Kiki-The Healer' or 'Criminal Passions', so I've had no real motivation to write on them too much. *Sigh* Hope you enjoy...
Role Play with some of my OC's and Akatsuki members.
Me: Hello everybody. (Smiles and waves) First off, I'd like to introduce you to Kiki. (Pulls Kiki beside me) We actually almost look like twins. (Grins) And she's from one of my most popular stories. Cool right!?
Kiki: (Blushes and pulls eyebrows together)
Me: Oh yeah. (Rubs back of head sheepishly) Kiki is mute. (Gives Kiki an apologetic glance)
Kiki: (Looks at me expectantly)
Me: (Apologetic sigh) Sorry Kiki. (Smiles sadly) I can't give them too much detail about you, or 'Kiki-The Healer' wouldn't be as entertaining. (Pats Kiki's back)
Kiki: (Lowers eyes before smiling brightly at me)
Hidan: Hey Bitches. What the fuck you doing here? (Walks into room)
Kiki: (Frowns)
Me: (Glares) Quite a fowl mouth you have there, no? (Raises an eyebrow and looks around) Where's Kakuzu anyway?
Hidan: (Growls) The She-Devil from 'Genuine Bitch' is with him in the other room. (Shudders) Damn sadistic Bitch.
Me: (Tenses visibly) Is Muki with them? (Looks at Hidan)
Hidan: (Twitch) I'm not going the fuck in to check on that damn miser. (Scoffs) Serves him right if he fucken dies.
Kiki: (Eyes widen)
Me: (Grabs Kiki's hand reassuringly) Don't listen to him Kiki. (Gives Hidan a quick glance) He's just a big meanie butt.
Hidan: What'd you say bitch!?
Me: (Ignoring Hidan's rant) Lets go get some cookies. (Smiles)
Kiki: (Giving Hidan an sad look)
Me: He'll get over it. (Sighs)
Kiki: (Nods head slowly)
Zetsu: What's going on here?
Kiki: (Smiles happily and runs to Zetsu)
Zetsu: (Smiles) And how are you today?
Kiki: (Hugs Zetsu)
Me: That says a lot. (Smirks) If you don't mine though...(Looks around) I'm going to visit my OCs from 'dimensions'.
Zetsu: (Nods)
Kiki: (Smiles and waves good bye to me)
Me: (Waves back before heading into another room)
Hidana: KAZULA YOU MONEY LOVING CUNT!!
The sounds of glass shattering and blood splattering across the ground.
Kazula: You sluttish religious BITCH!!
The sounds of bones cracking and cursing echo through the halls.
Me: (Sigh) Why'd I create those two again?
Deida: Because I love Kazula and Kazula needed someone to take out her rage on. Grins childishly Other than me that is.
Me: I'm almost starting to regret. (Hangs head)
Deida: (Raises eyebrow) Almost?
Me: (Gives Deida a tired look) The readers love them. (Looks into the direction of the crashes) So I can't just kill them off right away.
Deida: (Frowns) That's a bit cruel.
Me: (Smiles) You actually thought I'd do something like that? (Grins evilly)
Deida: (Smiles) Na. You're too nice for that. (Eyes widen and fan boy mode flips on) OH MY GOD!! THERE SHE IS, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!
Hidana goes flying though the wall and Kazula chases right after her.
Deida: MY LOVE!! (Holds hands to his heart) DO NOT LEAVE ME SO!! (Chases after Kazula who is chasing after Hidana)
Me: (Frowns) Okay, I've had enough of this for today.
Screaming, chaos, and evil consume the house pulling it into a vast void of nothingness from the sheer force of madness running rampant throughout it.
Me: (Looks about at the darkness around me) That was unexpected.(Yawns) All well. Time for bed. (Looks to audience) Bye, bye everybody. (Pulls out Madara blushie and cuddles with it) My Madara-kun. (Blushes and falls asleep floating though time and space)
--In the farthest reaches of the universe--
The sounds of medal clashing and earth scorching ring throughout the night until it suddenly stops, leaving the land in silence.
Izuna: Brother. What is it? (Gives his brother a worried glance)
Madara: (Grabs his heart and eyes widen in terror) I think...(Turns his widened gaze to Izuna slowly) I just felt imminent doom.
Izuna: (Laughs) I think that's enough training for today. (Smiles at his older brother and pats his back) Lets go. (Begins walking to the Uchiha fort)
Madara: (Looks up into the starry skies with emotionless eyes) Yes. Lets. (Follows after his brother silently)
As the two brothers leave a shooting star passes through the sky, bringing with it the promise of the Naruverses final hours and the ever present screech of hellish nightmares to come.
The shooting star: I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUU MADARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Hope you enjoyed! (Smiles innocently)
Author's Note
Yay! First little chapter up. ^.^ Well, for those of you who have read some of my stories or just plain love the Akatsuki, give me the names of your favorite characters and I'll try to put them into my next little OC/Akatsuki role play thing.
...And for those of you who have been reading my stories you can also tell me which ones I should spend more time on. Also, if you give me the descriptions of some OCs you may what to have interact with my OCs or the other Akatsuki, just give me some info. on them in your review. ^.^ Better hurry before I start writing the next chapter though. ^.^
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