Behind the scenes, part 2!!!
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Me: Now Jou, sing hips don't lie will ya's and you too moneybags
Jou: I'm gonna get you fer this!
Me:C'mon, yer meh fav charater, and I'm one of the very few people who don't bash you, make you equally matched with Kaiba, and don't call you a dumb blond! And I let you get away with sh*t, do you really need to treat me like crap like the other characters beside Mokuba and Shizuka?
Jou:I'm sorry, okay lets get this over with, but I'm still not a damn girl!
Music starts playing as Kaiba starts
Kaiba:
Shikira, Shikira
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wanna speak spanish
Como se llama si! Bonita si! mi casa, si Shikira Shikira
Su casa si Shikira Shikira
Jou: Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on reading the signs of my body
And I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension, Don't you see baby this is perfection
Seto: Hey girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Untill I saw you dancing
Ansdwhen you walk up on the dance , nobody can not ignore
The way you move your body girl
And everythings so unexpected
The way you right 'n left it
So you can keep on shaking it!
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wanna speak spanish
Como se llama, si, bonita, si, mi casa. Si shikira, shikira. Su casa, shikira shikira
Jou: Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on, reading the signs of my body.
And I'm on tonight, you know my hips don't lie and I'm starting to feel you boy
C'mon baby lets go, real slow, don't you see baby asi es perfecto
Oh I know I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension, don't you see baby this is perfection
Seto:Shikira, Shikira
Jou: Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Hlf animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't
That's a bit hard to explain
Seto: Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la de dia
Seto and Jou: Baile en calle de noche
Baile en la de dia
Seto: I never really really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wanna speak spanish
Como, se llama, si, bonita, si, mi casa
Si Shikira, Shikira
su casa, Shikira, Shikira
Jou: *who was blushing like mad* Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise, and keep on.
Reading the signs on my body
Seto: Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from columbia
Jou: Mira en barranquilla
se baila asi, say it!
Seto: Mira en ballaquilla
se baila asi, say it!
She's so sexy every mans fantasy, a fefugee like me back with the fugees from a 3rd wold country
I go back like 'pac carried crates for humpty humpty
I need the whole club dizzy.
Seto and Jou: Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Seto: The colombians and haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more so we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas cause we own our own boats
Jou: And I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie.
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow, don't you see baby, like this is perfecto.
Oh you know I'm on tonight and my hips don't lie.
And I'm starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension, Baby, like this is perfection.
Seto: No fighting
Jou: No fighting
All except the Authoress, Jou and Kaiba:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Wow! You're really good at singing Jou!
Marik:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jou-pup is a girl!
Malik:Marik, be nice!
Marik:What are you gonna do about it?
Malik:Marik......You on the couch for the next 5 months, and the couch next to the kichen
Marik:BUT I NEED SEX! And the refridgerator in the kichen is evil! EVIL I TELL YOU!
Malik:Too bad, and I was gonna move you to the couch anyways, you covered my room with blood from that time Isis thought I deservered a pet rabbit. Yoy killed the only pet sister let me have AND covered my once clean bedroom with blood, guts and fur.
Jou: Too much information, Seth, truth or dare?
Seth:..........Truth
Jou: Is it true you only wanted my Yami for sex?
Kats Jouno:*glares at Seth*
Seth:Thats obserd! I love Kats Jouno!
Kats Jouno:Then why the hell did you try to rape my hikari with you?
Seth:Hello! It's been 5,000 years, you know that seme's need sex! But I do love you.....But my horomones were out of control at the moment, I'm sorry Kats
Kats Jouno:I'll give you another chance, but your on the couch, like Marik, for 5 months
Seth:Fair enough
Jou:Wait! Where will you 2 live?
Seth and Kats Jouno:With our hikari's
Jou:Well Kats Jouno ,since you saved me from being raped, I guess you can live in the guest room
Seto:SETH YOU ARE NOT LIVING WITH ME!
Jou:Oh yes he is!
Seto:*Gasp* Did you just......Order me around?!
Jou:You live in a big ass mansion! It's not like you don't have spare bedrroms! And if you don't, your gonna be one sexless man Seto!!!!
Seto:............Fine..........
Me:Wow the power of sex evens make Kaiba listen to people.
Yugi:Wait a minute! Jou, doen't Kaiba, like, rape you and stuff?And did you just call him Seto?
Jou: I decided that instead of constantly being raped, I'm gonna start a relationship, that way everyones happy.
Seto:You will?
Jou:Yes, Kai-Seto
Seto: Good! Cuz I really do love you. puppy, I'm sorry for raping you
Jou:It's okay Seto, I forgive you *kiss*
While the blond puppy, and brunett were making out, Ryou walked out of the soundproof room, dragging a unconsious , most likely dead Bakura.
Ryou:Wha'd I miss?
Me:Is Bakura dead? And while you were gone; 2 people on sexless for 5 moths, Jou and Kaiba came back, Yami sand the cuppycake song and it got posted on yutube, Jou found out he has a yami, Priest Seth showed up and now Kaiba and Jou are togeth, as are their yami's.
Ryou;I miss everything good! This is al your fualt, Kura and no he's alive...........barely.....
Me:Well it was nice spending time with you guys! Now I gotz work to do because school is starting...boo! Me and my yami will be in my next new fic, along with Seth and Kats Jouno, maybe even Axel and Rose.
Jou and Kaiba: NO!
Me:Yes!