A/N: Okay I was up until like 11:30 writing this and I have a feeling that it's going to be a series of one-shots between the gods and our favorite demi-god couple Percabeth! Please review.

Clarisse, Chris, Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico were sitting around the Poseidon cabin. "Come on just go give her the card, she won't care if it's not a holiday," Clarisse said.

"No what if the council is in session," Annabeth said.

"Would it make you feel better if I gave Hera a card too?" Thalia asked.

"Oh please, it's going to take a lot of gift cards to get the stick out of her butt," Nico said. "Does Persephone take cash?"

"Oh stop trying to suck up to her and no they only take personal checks or gift cards," Percy replied.

"I'll go okay, Gods you people get annoying!" Annabeth said.

"Wait one second…Chiron can I borrow Mr. D's checkbook?" Nico asked running out of the cabin.

"No," Chiron replied. Ten minutes later the group was standing in the elevator of the Empire State Building on their way to the 600th floor.

"What is this song?" Chris asked.

"I think it's Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger," Thalia replied. A shudder ran through everybody's body.

"Horrible mental images of Zeus doing the risky business dance in white boxers just ran through my mind," Nico said.

"Nope it was Poseidon for me," Percy said.

"Try Apollo and Artemis dancing together," Thalia countered.

"You win," the others said. The doors dinged and everyone stepped out.

"I can't do this," Annabeth said stepping backwards.

"Nope we've gone this far you are not backing out," Thalia said pushing Annabeth ahead.

"I can freaking walk, you idiots!" Annabeth yelled.

"Did Mother Nature drop off her monthly gift or what?" Chris muttered to Nico.

"I heard that!" she seethed.

"Men what are you going to do with them," Clarisse said walking ahead with other two girls.

"Hey!" the three guys said. A few minutes later they were at the doors of the throne room. Thalia pushed them open with Nico. Unfortunately for them the Olympian Council had just finished convening.

"Oh great a whole bunch of you," Dionysus said. "Okay if one of you is knocked-up step forward now."

"What the hell is that about?" Clarisse whispered.

"You're a retard," Hera said to Dionysus.

"Annabeth what are you doing here?" Athena asked.

"I just wanted to give you this," Annabeth said handing her Mother the purple envelope. Athena ran her finger under the edge of the envelope.

"Oh sometime today," Poseidon said. "Percy, my boy, how are you?" he added out of nowhere.

Athena pulled out a card that looked like a little kid had decorated it.

"Dear Mom,

I found this in the cover of my very first Greek Mythology book when I went back to Dad's this past summer. I remember making it right before I ran for Camp Half-blood, back then I didn't know that I was your daughter. I thought that if my Mom ever turned up to see me that she'd like the pretty owls that I had drawn. Back then, I'd always ask Dad what you were like. He'd always say that you were the love of his life and that you had the most unique eyes and that I was a spitting image of you. Now I know why Dad fell in love with you. It's because you are everything that a Mom should be. I know it's not a holiday or anything I just wanted you to know that I love you more than anything! And even though I don't get to see you a lot I wouldn't trade you for any other Mom in the entire world!

Love, Annabeth."

By now Athena had a hand over her mouth and tears were falling down her cheeks. She shrank down to Annabeth's size. "This is the nicest thing any of my children has ever done for me," Athena said gathering Annabeth in her arms.

"It's just that I don't get to see you that much and I wanted you to know that I love you," Annabeth said her voice cracking near the end.

"Why don't any of my kids do that for me?" Aphrodite said crying her eyes out.

"She's ruining the moment," Annabeth said into Athena's shoulder.

"I know baby girl, I'll kill her later," Athena said pulling back from the hug.

"How come I don't ever get a card?" Poseidon asked.

"I talk to all the time unlike Annabeth who almost never talks to her Mom," Percy said.

"Oh right," Poseidon said. "A card would still be nice."

"Oh yeah and how come Mom got to go Atlantis and I didn't? That's not fair," Percy said.

"Your Mom got to go to Atlantis? Not fair Uncle P," Thalia and Nico said.

"You took her to Atlantis!" Zeus thundered. "I've never been there either," he added.

"Fine field trip to Atlantis, be here next Tuesday," Poseidon said. "Note-to-self find place where Sally left the carving," he wrote on a pad of paper and muttered aloud.

"It's by the freaking cottage!" Percy yelled.

"Right, by the freaking cottage, don't make fun of me I have a lot on my mind," he replied.

"Your Netflix rentals of The Nanny with Fran Drescher are due on Thursday of next week," Ares said.

"He watches…with Fran Drescher and Lauren Lane…aww forget it!" Thalia said.

"So many issues," Clarisse muttered under her breath. "By the way change the elevator music it causes horrible mental images."

"What's the song right now?" Artemis asked. The into to Old Time Rock and Roll started and Apollo slid into the room with a black tie tied around his head, a feather duster in hand, and wearing a white button up shirt and white boxers.

"No not again!" Chris yelled shielding his eyes.

"Yeah we'll change the music," Demeter said.

"Apollo, pull yourself together," Ares said beating him with the feather duster. "You cannot do this it is wrong!"