"We received a shipment of rabbits in the agriculture department, but no one wants to do anything with them unless they die of
natural causes, so...could you use them in any experiments, Fenton?"
"Sure. The planning might take a while, but we'll figure something out."
"Good, they'll be ready in an hour for you to look at."
"Thanks."
"And that is how this story begins. You see, in the Ghost Zone, stories like this one are hidden behind invisible doors, because Time
itself doesn't want to remember exactly how it went. Well I, Danny Phantom found one of those invisible doors, and I want to share this story
with you."
"Danny, just get on with it," Sam groaned.
"She's right. There's only ten minutes' worth of film left on this camcorder, so get back to the story!" Tucker exclaimed. Danny
nodded and looked back to the camera.
"Well, evil Vlad, my archenemy, has a past that even I didn't know about, and my parents have chose to forget. What is Vlad's dirty
little secret?" Danny asked. He stepped closer to the camera and looked directly into it. "Vlad fell in love with that shipment of little white
bunnies, and he...violated them."
"No he didn't!" Sam exclaimed.
"Do you want me to show you the story? I don't even think your dark mind can handle what I saw," Danny said sternly.
"Prove it!"
"I can't!" Danny yelled louder. "But he did! He violated those rabbits! He took them into his room and he fondled them!"
"In what way did Vlad your archenemy violate those rabbits?" Sam asked slowly yet sternly.
"Well, Tucker has the tapes," Danny said matter-of-factly.
"That I do," Tucker nodded. "BUT HURRY UP BEFORE THE TAPE RUNS OUT!"
"Okay, okay," Danny said quickly. "Sheesh...Cut to the tape."
Tucker clicked the button on his camcorder. He made it himself and was proud of it, except for the tapes. They were special order
and cost twenty dollars each, which was more than they could afford, but they only planned on using one. Tucker then nodded to Danny
again and he looked back to the camera.
"So, as you can see, Vlad is a bunny rapist. The end," Danny smiled. Tucker cut the tape.
"Do you have any idea how stupid this sounds? There is no way that those tapes make Vlad a bunny rapist, no way in the world."
"Fine. Tucker, take her to the editing room. I want to come along just to see her face when Vlad puts a big, grey rabbit down his
pants."
"He did not do that! I'm taking the man's side for something, one thing, the only thing I'll ever side with him on!" Sam exclaimed.
Tucker and Danny exchanged glances the let her watch the footage
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Vlad sat, stroking a bunny and kissing him on the nose.
Vlad put a large grey rabbit down his pants.
Vlad watched as two bunnies mated.
Vlad-
"Okay, I get it! Vlad is a bunnie rapist. The end!" Sam exclaimed.
"Finally," Danny groaned, turning off his personal camcorder.