Ten Minutes

A/N; This is a little conversation May-La-Nee and I had over MSN. We believe that this is what would happen if Draco failed to kill Dumbledore and killed Harry instead. I decided to post this as a Thank You to everyone who reviewed my other fanfic 'Stolen Memories.' Hope you enjoy!

V- WHY did you kill Potter?!

D- He's a prat. He had it coming to him.

V: And WHY didn't you kill Dumbledore?

D: Well *scratches head nervously* He's not a prat... He had nothing coming to him He may be old and retarded, but seriously... There are so many old and retarded people in the world... You'll never finish killing them all. There will be a new load waiting when you clear this one. And... you yourself are old... *cough* and retarded *cough*

V: But Dumbledore is what stands in the way between me and-... Oh.

D: Yeah. Thought so. *smirks* I mean... Kill Dumbledore... taunt Harry... on and on... why wait? Seriously. I did you a favour! I should be rewarded. *Beams*

V: *cocks eyebrow*

D: I saved us a hell of a lot of trouble. You can die peacefully now.

V: DIE!? But I need to live to-

D: To what? Kill Potter? What are you going to do once you own the world, anyway? Conquer Mars? Seriously; there's no fun in world domination once you have it. Just take a breath, some Monkshood and go to sleep.

D: You want to know where you went wrong trying to kill Potter?

V: *eye twitches*

D: You just decided one day that you were going to kill him, no plan, nothing, just 'Oooh! You know what? I am going to kill this little one year old baby that couldn't possibly be a threat to me, the most powerful dark wizard of all time.'

So then you failed. After that everyone knew you wanted him dead, so he had people to protect him...

V: And...

D: I took a year to decide if I wanted him dead.... So when I finally chose to kill him no one was there, no one suspected it. And it took me all of ten minutes to finish him off... it took you what? 16 years?! And you still didn't do it. And what's with all the magic? Seriously. Muggles have been killing people for centuries without magic.

V: So tell me... how did you kill him then?

D: I took my wand and stabbed it in his eye, twisted it, no magic needed. *Smiles*

V: *Too stunned to throw the killing curse at Draco*

A/N;That's it! I know it's stupid but it's just meant to be funny! Hope you all liked it, or that it at least made you laugh! Please leave me a review and tell me what you think! And send May-La-Nee a message and tell her as well, she was a HUGE part in this. This little one shot wouldn't have happened if it weren't for her!