Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!!! If i did, i would shove Haruhi into a room filled with starving lions...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough cough*
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Tamaki stepped out of his limo, which stood out quite a lot in the middle of the commoner campground.
"WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, causing Kyouya to glare from the car.
"Shut up, Tamaki. Why are we here anyway? You told me we were going to a financial convention. (A/N: are those even real…?) I refuse to go camping. It's a waste of money." He sat back in his seat, his glasses flashing in that evil way only anime characters can do.
"WHAT?!?!" a furious yell could be heard from the baaaaaaack seat. This IS a limo, people. A furious Haruhi jumped out of the car. "He told me we were going to a special grocery store sale for giant tuna!!" (A/N: anyone wanna join the Haruhi-Haters? Anyone?) The twins could be seen simultaneously rolling there eyes as they stepped out of the car.
"We passed the grocery store an hour ago, dummy." said Hikaru.
"You'd do anything for giant tuna, huh?" Kaoru added. They both snickered. "Tono, going camping is stupid and only for people who can't afford to go on vacation with hotels. Lets go home." They said, while grabbing his arms and attempting to drag him back to the car. Tamaki, though, had different plans.
"No no NO! We simply MUST stay!!!! It'll be an EXPERIENCE!!!!!!" Tamaki wriggled his way out of the twins grip and started in on Tama's inner mind theater. "We'll pretend to be commoners, and buy commoner stuff, and participate in commoner activities, and live like commoners, and it will be FUN!!!!!!!!" he sprang up in the air and smiled the signature king smile. "And as king, I DEMAND that you stay!" Everyone, even Hunny and Mori, turned to glare.
"Tamaki, this is ridiculous. If you don't get back in the car immediately, we're leaving without you." Kyouya turned to face the driver.
"Kyoooouuuuu-chan!!!!!!! Please???" Tamaki begged, turning his puppy-dog face on full-throttle. Kyouya looked like he was going to break.
"Kyou-chan, maybe Tama-chan's right! It could be fun, neh Takashi?" Hunny asked with flowers flying everywhere.
"I guess…we could…for a day or two." Kyouya finally obliged. Tamaki hugged his best friend.
"Arigatou, mon ami!!" Tamaki said, flying up to the man whom they would pay to get in.
"How long will your group be staying?" he asked politely. Kyouya was about to answer when Tamaki butted in. (A/N: of course.)
"One week!!!" he said happily, then paid the money. Before Kyouya had time to realize what Tamaki had just done, our beloved king hopped into the car and told the driver to drive to the lot number 132. While the twins were brooding (and planning), Tamaki bouncing in his seat, Haruhi banging her head against the window, Hunny hugging Usa, and Mori staring out the window, Kyouya was emitting a murderous aura, and DEFINITELY going to kill Tamaki.
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They arrived at the lot to find it was right next to the lake. Tamaki propelled himself through the car door and ran to the middle of the yard.
"Look at this view!" he exclaimed excitedly. "It's just as beautiful as I am!!" The look on his face said that that was a huge accomplishment. Kyouya stepped out of the limo and walked up beside him, whacking him upside the head. "What…?!" Tamaki looked aghast at Kyouya, as if he didn't deserve that.
"You idiot," Kyouya began, annunciating every syllable, "Just for wasting MY money, that I raised for the CLUB, to stay at this ridiculous place for a WEEK," he stopped, and stared (A/N: glared, actually) at Tamaki with red, Shadow King eyes. "I will make your life a living hell for the next week." He smiled that bone-chilling, spine tickling, hair-raising innocent smile that only our Kyouya could accomplish. He then proceeded to go lay on a conveniently placed hammock on the other side of the lot, notebook in hand, leaving a frozen Tama to cower in place wile their neighboring campers stared. Then Mori spoke up.
"We should start unpacking. It's almost dark." (A/N: OHMYJASHIN 7 WORDS!!!*clap clap* ) Haruhi nodded her head. (A/N: hisssssssss!!!)
"If we don't set the tents up now, we won't be able to see the directions-" she was about to continue when the twins dramatically gasped, turning to look at her with faces of shock.
"TENTS?!?!?!" they yelled, rather loudly might I add. Tamaki felt the need to answer that question.
"Yes, my loyal subjects, tents!" he had his king face on and the vent guy(1) was chucking sparkles and roses everywhere. "Without tents, how could we ever hope to grasp the feeling of camping…? It would be a disgrace to camp with something else!! Tents are a big part of this, this…" he thought for a second, then snapped his fingers in realization. "This WRIT OF PASSAGE!!! It's the way children bond with there fathers, letting them know they're ready to face the cold hard world…" (cue fake tears.) Kyouya decided to butt in on this little speech.
"Tamaki, you're an idiot. People come here for fun. That's IT." Kyouya returned to scribbling in his notebook.
"C'mon guys. We have to start unpacking." Haruhi walked up to the trunk of the limo and began to drag an over-packed bag (A/N: secretly packed by Tamaki!!) out of the car when the twins said something.
"We have to...unpack...?" They asked, confused looks on their faces. Tamaki looked up from his portable emo-corner with a blank look.
"I've never...done that before..." Haruhi face-palmed. "But its the COMMONER WAY!!!" Tamaki jumped up and headed over to the car. "Get into the commoner SPIRIT!!!" He began to hand out bags to eveyone when an avalanche of one-too-many duffel bags fell on top of him. Tamaki uncovered himself and declared he was okay, but its not like anyone paid attention (or cared).
"You'll take care of my bags, right Takashi?" Hunny asked with cupcake icing all over is mouth. Mori nodded and walked over to Tamaki to get some bags.
Koaru and Hikaru though, had managed to dodge all the flying luggage, and were sitting around bored.
"Hey," Kaoru whispered to his brother. "Lets go annoy Tono." Hikaru grinned evilly and stood up, a similar plan being formed in each ones' mind.
As they snuck up behind Haruhi, they hung their arms over her shoulders. "Hey Haruhi," Kaoru whispered loud enough for Tamaki to hear, "you should share a tent with us." Haruhi's face then turned every shade of pink known to mankind.
"Yeah Haru-chaaaan," Hikaru added suggestively. "We'd have so much fun." Tamaki turned to stare in horror. Horrified horror.
"G-get off me...!" she yelled feebly, attempting to pry them off. But the twins just grinned like the Cheshire cat and leaned closer, much to Tama's dismay. Then he spazzed.
"GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU SCOUNDRELS!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, yanking Haruhi out of their grasp and into a massive bear-hug. "DON'T WORRY DADDYS GOT YOU!!!!!" then he magically procured a baseball bat out of thin air and brandished it at Hikaru and Kaoru like a sword. Haruhi's little agitation meter blew its top off when she heard the twins laughing their heads off in the background. She couldn't do much though, she was being crushed to dust by a Tamaki bear-hug.
"IF YOU EVER BOTHER/HURT/ACT SUGGESTIVE/CORRUPT/ANNOY/ECT. YOUR SISTER AGAIN, I'LL-!" but Tamaki never got to finish that threat, for a pair of evil, Shadow King eyes glared at him from over the top of a notebook. Tamaki proceeded to enter the portable emo-corner again at that point.
Once everything quieted down (A/N: if the host club can actually do that) Haruhi and Mori took care of the unpacking.
I won't write about the unpacking or tent setting, cuz i would have to make this an eighteen and up thing. I'm censoring it for your enjoyment. Believe me, I'm helping your mental sanity XD.
Haruhi wiped the sweat off her forehead as she looked at their handiwork. Not bad, if i do say so myself.
"Okay everyone, their are only three tents. We have to figure out where everyone's sleeping." Tamaki's head perked up at that. He jogged out of his emo-corner and ran to Haruhi.
"I'm your daddy so it would be perfectly fine for you to share a tent with me!! Right, right?" Everyone turned and glared.
"No, Tamaki." Kyouya stated. No one argued, of course. "I will be staying with Haruhi. Hunny and Mori will share a tent, and..." he paused, and looked over at Tamaki with an expression that was pure evil happiness. "Tamaki will be staying with the twins." Suddenly, a high-pitched, blood-curdling shriek could be heard throughout the entire camping ground.
Tamaki felt weak in the knees and thoroughly betrayed by the man he called his best friend. Tama almost made a run for it; the twins were continuously looking over at him with looks that clearly read: 'BEWARE, BWAHAHAHA!!!'
Everyone went into their tents early that night (A/N: minus tamaki. he dragged his sleepingbag outside), without bothering to eat dinner (A/N: minus Hunny. He ate the whole time!!!) and just plopping down and sleeping. This week is going to be VERY interesting.
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(1)- the vent guy is the guy behind the scenes that nobody knows about. hes the one that chucks rose petals and sparkles onto the picture to make Tama pretty!!
Hey!!! its HogoshaOtaku!!! its my first fic, so i hope its good. its really late over here so my tiredness may make it not as good as i had hoped...but i don't know yet!! I have a feeling that it was a bit rushed...i apologize. oh, and for all those self-proclaimed haruhi-haters reading this, there is more torture to come!!! BWAHAHAHA!! haha forgive my randomness. I actually had to rewrite a lot of this chapter cuz my computer is a BAKA and erased like HALF OF IT!!!! jeez. haha anyway, this is my first fic so i don't expect reviews, but if you are reading this and think its good or found something i should change, pleez tell me!! and also, ideas are GREAT!!! i don't really know where i wanna go with this so if you have an idea for any of it, pleez let me know!! i'd really appriciate it!!!
See you in the next chapter!!!
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