I'm sorry I haven't updated in like…3 months! I really suck and I know it, but I'm trying to make up for it with an extremely looooooong chapter. Hope you like it. Read and review please!
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A few hours after lunch, Sanji was standing out on the deck smoking a cigarette as he thought. He had been smoking a little more than usual lately and was considering quitting. Even though every time he thought about stopping he just wanted to light up even more. The cook let out a puff of smoke and sighed. Of course smoking was harmful to his health, but that's not why he thought about quitting. Sanji wondered what Nami and Robin thought about his smoking habit and if they (along with other women) found it unattractive or not. "Maybe I should ask Zoro…" he wondered looking at the little nicotine filled stick between his fingers. A second later he twitched for thinking of asking Zoro a question like that. Zoro would probably give him the wrong answer anyway... How stupid.
Sanji flicked the cigarette away an let out his last bit of smoke. It was almost time for him to get his little butt back in the kitchen to start making dinner. The cook shoved his hands in his pockets and went silently up the stairs contemplating on what to make. He decided on a seafood stir fry as he entered the kitchen and tied on his apron. Sanji was digging through the freezer for some fish when he heard the door open and close behind him. He turned around to see who it was and almost dropped some of the ingredients he was holding. It was Zoro, looking at him unemotionally with his hands folded across his chest.
"I came to help you…" he said plainly, walking farther into the kitchen. Sanji seriously almost dropped his ingredients now, but quickly set them on the table before they fell. This wasn't the time or the place for this! Had Zoro gone mad!? The freezer doors shut as Sanji nervously backed away from the swordsman who just stood there.
"W-what are you talking about?…Right now!?" the cook exclaimed. Zoro gave him a strange look and nodded.
"Uh yeah. Why wouldn't I do it now?" the swordsman asked taking a few steps forward and giving the chef an even more confused look. Sanji's face went red before he shook his head frantically.
"We cant do something like that here!" he said getting all flustered then quickly going silent. Zoro tilted his head then his eyes widened suddenly. He shook his head at the cook and rolled his eyes.
"No you idiot, I came here to help you with dinner." the swordsman said. He watched as the expression on Sanji's face changed from hysterical to confused. Before he even asked Zoro answered the cook's question. "Nami said you were acting weird earlier so she told me come and help you…I can see why she thought that though." he said giving the cook an arrogant smirk as once again Sanji's expression changed. Now he looked a little ticked off. Man this guy was bipolar or something…at least that's what Zoro thought.
"Well how was I supposed to know you stupid Marimo!? The way you said it, it could have meant anything!" he exclaimed and folded his arms, hiding the fact that he was extremely embarrassed. Zoro nodded his head as the cook yelled. He knew Sanji was embarrassed, but didn't he want to start a fight right now so he just mindlessly agreed.
"Yes yes, my mistake. Now what do you want me to do already?" he asked getting impatient with the cook. Sanji stared at the green haired swordsman and scoffed.
"I want you to leave. I don't need your help." Sanji said as he took some ingredients off the table and started to take them out of bags. He walked over to the sink and turned the water on, washing off some vegetables and setting them on the cutting board. Zoro stood perplexed, not really wanting to stay with the shitty cook, but he knew he had to.
"I know you don't need or want my help and believe me I'd rather not give it …'cause I could be sleeping right now,… but if I don't help and just leave Nami wont let me hear the end of it.." Zoro complained, scratching the back of his head and groaned as soon as he saw the love struck cook's face daydreaming about Nami "caring" about him. Zoro cleared his throat and Sanji snapped out of his dream then glared at the green haired man.
"Fine, just…just cut these vegetables. It shouldn't be too hard, even for you shitty swordsman." he said putting emphasis on the swordsman part and holding out the knife to Zoro who put down his katanas and took it. Zoro started cutting up peppers while Sanji prepared the fish for his seafood stir fry. It only took Sanji about five seconds to fillet the fish perfectly and then make sure that none of the fish was wasted before throwing out the bones. He took another fish and began to do the same. Zoro was watching out of the corner of his eye as he started to cut up some Bok Choy. "He's fast…" he thought and as Sanji sliced the skin off the second fish a familiar word pierced the air.
"Fuck…" Zoro cursed as he held up his hand in annoyance, observing two freshly made cuts on his left hand. He had accidentally cut across his middle and index finger in between his knuckles and the tip of his fingers. Sanji glanced over to see what the Zoro was complaining about now, but what he saw surprised him to no end. Zoro…the swordsman…accidentally cut him self with a knife and now blood was running down the man's fingers. Sanji quickly put down the fillet knife he was holding and washed his hands.
"Were you fuckin' thrown on your head as a child!?" Sanji asked as he took the Zoro's bleeding hand and covered it with his apron. "You're damn lucky you didn't spill any blood on the food Marimo,...but you own me a new apron." the cook continued, watching as the blood seeped through his pale white apron. Zoro raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
"Why do I have to buy you a new apron? You're the one who grabbed my hand and put it in there when you could have used a towel." the bleeding man retorted and yanked his hand away. The bleeding had stopped for awhile now. Sanji let his apron fall back down and put his hands in his pockets with an annoyed expression.
"I didn't have time to get a towel or you would have bled all over my kitchen." the cook argued then took his hands out of his pants pockets and reached into his jacket to pull out his pack of cigarettes, but to the cook's dismay the pack was completely empty. "Damn it, that's my last pack…" he said throwing the box to the ground. Zoro stared at the little white box on the floor questioningly. "I thought he had three packs with him yesterday…" he thought, but then let it go. Sanji let out a frustrated sigh and walked back to where he had left his half prepared fish. "Go get Chopper to take care of you cuts stupid Marimo before you start to bleed again…" he said as he resumed slicing the fish. Zoro didn't say anything and just assumed he was off the hook, but as he grabbed his katanas and opened the door Sanji interrupted his leave. "...and you still own me a new apron." the blonde man said, not turning around. Zoro opened his mouth to speak, but closed it and just shook his head as he left. Sanji continued to arrange dinner while he also tried to forget about his ongoing need for a cigarette or two…or even three.
Zoro walked in on the small reindeer doctor sleeping on one of his medical books, snoring quietly. He shut the door behind him which woke up Chopper suddenly, scaring him half to death. He jumped and looked around, but once Chopper calmed down Zoro was already sitting down on the other side of the room on a wooden chair. "Zoro…?" Chopper asked walking over to the swordsman cautiously. Zoro held up his hand which conveniently starting bleeding again for Chopper to see.
"Can you wrap this up?" he said plainly. He held the hand out to the little reindeer and as soon as Chopper saw the blood spill down Zoro's fingers he gasped.
"Ah! Zoro what did you do to your hand?" he asked running over and getting some antibiotics and bandages from his bag, then quickly went back to Zoro and started disinfecting the cuts.
"I accidentally cut myself…" the swordsman explained. Chopper finished cleaning the cuts, but just as he was about to wrap them with bandages he stopped, giving Zoro a confused look. He knew that the swordsman had hurt himself plenty of times. Broken bones, bruises, cracked ribs, even dislocated spines, but never once had Chopper ever had to treat Zoro for any unintentionally self inflicted cuts. He was a swordsman after all.
"How did you manage to accidentally cut yourself?" the reindeer asked as he began wrapping Zoro's fingers up with white medical bandages.
"I just got distracted…" the green haired man straightforwardly explained. He didn't think it was necessary that he tell Chopper what he was distracted by because that would only bring up more questions for him to answer. The doctor did as Zoro expected and didn't pry. He finished bandaging the swordsman up then put his antibiotics back into his medical bag.
"Thanks…" Zoro said examining his neatly wrapped fingers. He put his hand down to his side and stood up. "Hey, Chopper? Do you know when we are going to stop at the next island soon?" he asked while he opened the door. Chopper looked up in thought then smiled at Zoro.
"Tomorrow, why?" he asked Zoro. The man shook his head at Chopper, letting him know that it wasn't important.
"I just need to buy something…" he said. Chopper nodded and as Zoro turned to leave a loud crash could be heard all the way across the ship.
"FOOOOD!!!"
"Time for dinner…" Zoro smirked at the little doctor. He left and started towards the kitchen, followed by a giggling Chopper.
…The Next Day…
Zoro woke up early enough that morning…meaning before noon. Last night had been nonstop drinking and goofing off. Luffy had managed to drink a whole barrel of something, Zoro wasn't sure, but other than that last night Zoro had noticed how Sanji wasn't pissed off like earlier that day. He was obnoxiously flirting with the girls sure, but it was still better than getting death glares from him and threats all night.
Zoro sat up from the deck he had collapsed on last night and yawned. The only other people that were up yet were Nami who was looking out to sea, Robin who was reading a book, and Usopp who was making some fireworks. Zoro stood up and stretched, making his neck pop. He looked for his katanas, which happened to be under Luffy and grabbed them. The straw hat captain flipped over and continued snoring away until Nami caught his attention. " I see the island." she called out and Luffy's head suddenly popped up.
"Island…? ISLAND!!!" he shouted, overly excited as he scurried up the mast to get a look. Everyone else who wasn't already up began one by one appearing onto the deck with a yawn or a stretch. Then the crew easily hid the Going Merry behind some large rocks and tied it down before exiting the ship. Robin decided to stay behind a watch the ship while everyone else went to town. As everyone headed off in there own direction Chopper saw Zoro and walked over to him.
"Can I go to town with you? I just need to get some medical supplies and I don't think I can carry it all." he asked looking up at the green haired man hopefully. Zoro shrugged and began walking with the little reindeer towards the town.
"It's fine by me…I need to get something while I'm there anyway…" he said resting a hand on his swords and looking around. "Maybe I wont get lost now…" Zoro thought, embarrassed by his poor sense of direction. As Chopper and Zoro arrived they saw a little sign that said: "Teishoku isl.- Midori town". They walked through the town and noticed how crowded it was and how many varieties of shops there were. Once Chopper saw a store with a large medical symbol on the sign above it he dashed inside, leaving Zoro behind. The swordsman looked around at the nearby shops, then he noticed a somewhat random store filled with all kinds of miscellaneous items. He looked back to Chopper who was preoccupied with his shopping and decided to check out the shop across the street. Zoro walked slowly into the store. It was a colorful arrangement of unrelated things like clothing, tools/utensils, and random junk. Overall the swordsman wasn't impressed, but then something caught his attention. He walked over and grabbed the item then examined it. He figured it was good enough and took some money from his pocket. "It's a good thing this is cheap…" Zoro mumbled to himself, remembering how hard it was to get even a single beli from Nami's greedy claws. "But now I owe her even more money…with interest." he thought with a slight growl and went up to the shopkeeper, purchasing the item he found. The shopkeeper put it in a bag and nodded at Zoro as he left.
The swordsman held the bag nonchalantly and walk into the medical shop across the street. Chopper noticed Zoro enter the store and suddenly ran over to him with a couple of books and some bags. He handed them to the swordsman quickly then ran back to the shelf he was at and started getting more supplies. "Having fun?" Zoro asked the little doctor, checking out the strange contents in one of the bags. Chopper giggled and brought Zoro more bags of medical stuff to carry.
"Yeah, this place had everything I needed and more!" the reindeer said excitedly then noticed that the older man had a bag with him too. "What did you buy?" Chopper asked, then curiously looked in the small plastic bag. "An apron?" he asked, tilting his head at the folded cloth in the bottom of the bag. The green haired man just shrugged and adjusted the stack of many bags in his arms.
"I ruined the little Shit Cook's apron and he's making me buy him another one…" Zoro complained and started to walk out of the shop. Chopper nodded to himself and
strange enough he followed the swordsman all the way back to the ship without either of them getting lost.
Sanji and Usopp were the only ones that went to town and were already back when Chopper and Zoro arrived. Usopp noticed Zoro was leading Chopper onto the ship with a ton of bags and commented on the fact that the swordsman managed to make it back to the ship all by himself. This earned Usopp a nicely thrown 10lb medical book against his head. Zoro put down all the bags he was holding except for the one with the apron in it and Chopper ran over to poor Usopp.
"Zoro! don't throw my book at Usopp! What if the pages had ripped!?" Chopper exclaimed and Usopp punched the back off the reindeer's head angrily. Suddenly the two burst out into a meaningless fight and Zoro took this opportunity to make his escape from the crazy crew members. The swordsman walked up the stairs to the upper deck then, went in the kitchen where Sanji was sitting at the table polishing some kitchen knifes and smoking a cigarette from his new pack he had bought that day. The cook looked up at Zoro and waited for him to say something. The two just kept staring at each other in an awkward silence until finally Sanji broke it.
"…What?" he asked, putting down one of the knifes. Zoro lifted up the bag he was holding and threw it to Sanji who caught it with both hands. "What the hell?" the cook questioned looking at the bag then back to Zoro.
"You told me I had to buy you a new apron, didn't you?" the green haired man asked scratching the back of his head lazily. Sanji blinked a few times then smirked. He was surprised that the Zoro had actually listened to him and bought him a new apron, but when he opened the bag and looked at the apron he could feel his eyebrow suddenly twitch.
"Um,…Is there any particular reason…you decided to buy me a green apron Marimo?" the blonde chef asked while picking the apron up, his eyebrow still twitching. Zoro looked at the plain green fabric and frowned.
"Does it matter?" Zoro asked, hoping the stupid cook wouldn't make him go out and buy another apron just because it was the wrong color. Sanji unfolded the small apron and examined it some more before speaking.
"I mean, are you trying to turn me into one of your own kind?" he added, staring at the green mess of hair on top of the swordsman's head. Zoro's eye twitched and he folded his arms before letting out a frustrated sigh.
"No…" he answered, a little vein popping out from his forehead." It was the first one I saw so I grabbed it and left." Zoro finished then suddenly his eyes widened when he noticed Sanji pulling the apron over his head and then tying it around his waist. The apron was plain with no designs what-so-ever except for the fact that it was completely green. Then the cook dusted it off with his hands and smirked at the swordsman.
"I guess I can't really complain since you actually bought it, huh?" Sanji said then started to pick up his knifes and put them away. For a minute or so there was a calm moment of silence between Sanji and Zoro. Zoro enjoyed the peace and quiet, but then something popped up in his head.
"So, have you gotten any yet?" he asked bluntly which made Sanji flinch and blush furiously. The blonde man knew exactly what Zoro was talking about which was what made him blush.
"…No…, but it's only been a few days… and you can't rush these things-!" The cook exclaimed, but was then cut off by the swordsman.
"It only takes one night to get laid." Zoro explained, embarrassing Sanji even further. The green haired man sighed then suddenly reached over, grabbing the cook's wrist and started pulling him. " Well to be fair, You were kind of flirting like an idiot last night… and you haven't been practicing at all…" Zoro added and before Sanji could recoil or even reply with a sarcastic comment he pushed the cook into the pantry and suddenly shut the door behind them both. Once Zoro was in the pantry with Sanji he became a little uneasy and wanted to slowly get the hell out of there, but pushed those feelings aside and just sucked it up. "C'mon Cook,… time to practice" he said stepping towards the blushing blonde man.
After only a few minutes Zoro had convinced Sanji and they were already kissing. It had become far less intimidating for the two men and the two kissed as if they had done it a million times. Zoro was leaning back against the shelf, letting the cook dominantly kiss him while he put his hand on Sanji's shoulder and kissed back. Sanji tried his best to kiss Zoro while imagining that same beautiful woman in his mind from when they first kissed. It was part of his own 'routine'. He had both of his hands on the swordsman's hips and as he was kissing him, Sanji was unconsciously rubbing his hands up and down Zoro's sides, then back and forth around his waist. Zoro quickly noticed this and subdued a few flinches, tightening his grip on Sanji's shoulder. The swordsman then broke the kiss, panting heavily and wiping away some saliva that had run down his chin.
Sanji panted and blinked as he focused back on reality, his eyes suddenly widened when he realized that he was now completely hard. He stumbled back a bit to create some space between him and the green haired man, but he could see the change it Zoro's expression as he became aware of the cook's problem even through the apron. It wasn't an alarmed or disgusted expression, but it was understanding and as if the swordsman had suddenly come up with an idea out of the blue. Zoro abruptly pushed Sanji down. The cook fell onto the hard floor, but luckily there were some bags of flour behind him to break some of his fall.
"What the fuck, Zoro!?" Sanji shouted angrily, but not loud enough to where anyone else could have heard. The man being yelled at just ignored the angry blonde and kneeled down. This made Sanji nervous, so he moved back as far as he could, but Zoro just filled in the gap. "What are you doing?" the cook asked with wide eyes that were staring at the stoic swordsman.
"I just remembered something you should learn…" Zoro answered calmly. He didn't look nervous on the outside, but in his mind Zoro kept asking himself over and over what the fuck he was doing. "You need to know how to treat a girl…when they're giving you a blowjob." he continued and as Sanji reacted by frantically trying to kick him in the face, the green haired man grabbed the cook's legs and put them down. " You can close your eyes if you want, just think of me as a girl and learn to focus on not pulling my hair or choking me with your cock." Zoro said and waited for the cook to calm down.
Sanji sat breathing slowly through his nose, still staring at the swordsman who was in between his legs. Was Zoro seriously about to give him a blowjob? "I guess it makes sense, but…" he tried to think of something to say or do, but the cook kept drawing a blank. Finally Zoro's argument won the cook over. Sanji was still uneasy, he swallowed and as he stared the other man in the eyes he slowly nodded. Zoro understood and let out a breath before sitting on his knees. He let go of Sanji's legs then lifted up the new apron to reveal the large bulge in the cook's pants. They both blushed lightly as Zoro unbuttoned and unzipped the blonde's pants, then tugged his boxers down, exposing his hardened member to the air. Sanji softly gasped as the cool air hit his member so suddenly.
Zoro didn't waist any time since there wasn't any kind of foreplay needed. He quickly went down and began sucking on the tip of the cook's cock then, used his hand to stroke the shaft. Sanji closed his eyes, bit his lip, and tried not to moan as the swordsman gave him his first blowjob. The feeling was intense, Zoro sucked on the side of the other man's arousal, imitating what women had done to him in the past. Then suddenly he took the shaft into his mouth about half way and suck vigorously.
"Ahh!…" Sanji let out a moan while, without thinking, put his hand on the back of Zoro's head and gripped his hair tightly. The cook panted as he kept his eyes shut, imagining a beautiful female sucking off his erection. Then he felt a hand grab his and force it down to his side. Sanji's eyes opened just enough to see Zoro staring at him, his piercing black eyes telling him to remember not to grab his hair. Another moan escaped Sanji's lips when the swordsman went all the way down on his cock and started deepthroating it. Sanji blushed a deep red, he could not close his eyes now that he had seen Zoro sucking him off. All the cook could do was watch the man's head bob up and down and try to suppress his moans.
Zoro couldn't think anymore. He just let instincts take over and now that Sanji was watching him with one half lidded lustful eye, the swordsman could feel some anxiety. He moved faster and let his tongue graze the underside of the blonde's hard member. Sanji let out a few moans and Zoro could feel the other man's hips jerk forward. The green haired man gripped Sanji's hips to keep them steady as he drug out a few more slow sucks. He knew the cook was about to cum and he didn't want him thrusting his hips when he did so.
"Uhhn-…" Sanji whimpered as he tried to struggle free from Zoro's grip. It was an unsuccessful attempt and after that he could feel a familiar pressure in his lower abdomen. "I'm…uh-…ahh!" Sanji groaned loudly and came into the swordsman's mouth, releasing his entire load without warning. Zoro pulled back, slowly swallowing the other man's cum with a slight cringe. After Sanji came down from his sex high he was still panting heavily, but his eyes widened when he saw the green haired man swallow his fluids. "Zoro, that's disgusting!" the cook shouted as he started to stand up and regain his composer.
"Would you rather me spit it out on the floor…?" he said as Sanji fixed his pants and wiped the invisible dirt off his clothes.
"No,…but it's still gross." the cook explained. He opened the door to the pantry and blushed as he looked at Zoro one last time. "You got some on the side of your mouth." he said then quickly stumbled out of the small room. Zoro blinked then used his hand to wipe the side of his mouth. He stared at the small amount of cum on the back of his hand then looked out the empty doorway in a daze. He had just successfully given the shitty cook a blowjob…
TBC
Author's note: Teishoku isl.(Color island)- Midori town (Green town)
Was it good? I hope so. Let me know if I ever went off topic in some spots, but most importantly, tell me what you liked!